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The perfect life? (Unbreakable Kimmy Shmidth) by xX_dark_demon_lord_Xx
Fandoms: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
27 Dec 2023
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I just wanted to ship all of them in little scenarios that I think would be fun lmao
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 616
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 212
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Kimmy doesn't make it in time to the church to tell Mikey that Titus will be singing on Broadway instead of at his wedding, and so Mikey ends up married to Andrew and Titus ends up with a growing career and no one to share it with.
But despite a bit more time and heartache, they end up back together. It's always been inevitable.
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None Of Your Business by AlabamaAragorn, shiawasena_neko
Fandoms: Sleepy Hollow (1999), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
12 Sep 2020
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Ichabod Crane is a police officer living in Kimmy Schmidt's New York.
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In an attempt to save Dong from being deported, Kimmy gets Titus to be in a fake marriage with him. To help them bond, Kimmy asks for Jacqueline's help--which only causes them to fall for each other.
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Xan finally figures out who she is but she's too scared to come out of the closet. But little does Xan know, someone who's just like her is closer than Xan thinks.
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Kimmy Has Some Incorrect Quotes! by aducklingmuggingyou
Fandoms: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
10 Jun 2020
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Kimmy, singing: I feel pretty, oh so pretty and witty
Kimmy, pointing at Jacqueline: you're gay!
Jacqueline: *does one of her Jane Krakowski silent nods*
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Just as the title says! Incorrect Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt quotes!
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In the bunker, the Reverend created a set of rules designed to keep the Mole Women in line.
And, somehow, Kimmy managed to break every single one of them.
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Everything Will Be Fines by BrandonStrayne
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
24 Apr 2019
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When Harry comes of age, he is plagued with an increasingly pervasive malaise that he just can't shake. One of Hogwarts' new professors holds the answers to his problems, but his life will never be the same again.
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titus comforts kimmy after she has a nightmare
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Kimmy is peppy, Titus is not.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 373
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 114
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Learn to act with Titus Andromedon! by bluemoonrune for Serenade
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
06 Feb 2019
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Raymond Holt goes to acting class.
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Kimmy Gets A Subletter! (Titus Gets An Historical Romance) by rokhal
Fandoms: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Jul 2018
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The credits to The Bourne Identity rolled. "That's me," the stranger said.
"You're the hero?" Titus asked skeptically as he got up to rewind the tape. He looked nothing like Matt Damon. His jawline was superior, to start with.
“No, I mean how the rogue agent knows things but doesn't know why he knows. Difference is I know I can fly a helicopter, build a bomb out of household chemicals, and field-strip an antimateriel rifle, and I got a good idea why, but I get blindsided by the normal shit I can do, like load an icebox so the meat don't get dripped on, or boil a shirt.”
“Far be it from me to judge what is and is not normal,” Titus said, “but normal people don't boil shirts.”
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Kimmy gets home from a date, and happens to be wearing a particularly horrible scarf. Titus notices.
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Just a silly one-shot featuring Titus and Mikey before their first date. Begins in season 2, episode 4 when Titus is helping Mikey put together a first-date outfit. Solves the pressing problem of there being no Titus/Mikey fics available and explores what the heck happened to Titus's clothes between episode 202 (when Mikey rescued them from the dumpster) and 204 (when he didn't have anything fabulous to wear to his date with Titus).
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- English
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- 1,779
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 37
- Hits:
- 498
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Double drabble. Crack. What it says in the title.
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- Part 5 of 1001 drabbles
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 200
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 17
- Hits:
- 256
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A normal trip to the therapist helps Kimmy realize something she would've never imagined.
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This is a play on the opening scene of Season 1 Episode 9: Kimmy has a Birthday!
“To quote Virginia Slim, a skinny Southern drag queen I know: "You've come a long way, baby.””
" Uh, doy. I'm getting my diploma, I have a boyfriend, and I finally have a bra that fits right, thanks to that bra salesman in the other van.
“Damn it, Kimmy.”Series
- Part 2 of For smut's sake...
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“This apartment is only big enough for one gay weirdo at a time, Kimantha.”
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- Part 86 of Femslash100 Drabble Tag 7
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Jacqueline Joins the Mile High Club! by kendrickcamps
Fandoms: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
11 Jan 2017
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Jacqueline has the most anxiety-filled flight of her life. An unexpected fellow passenger makes her forget all of it.
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Jacqueline has a Lesbian Experience! by thinlizzy2 for Serenade
Fandoms: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
29 Aug 2016
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It's the zombie apocalypse and Jacqueline is stuck in a gross old Uber car with her kid, her ex-PA, the world's biggest diva, an old lady who stinks of old lady stink and that blue collar worker whose name she can never remember. She'd love to say things couldn't possibly get worse, but by this point she knows better.
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Kimmy helps Jacqueline through more of her issues, and they begin to bond. A lot. This was intended to be a oneshot but I got carried away, will update as I figure out what I'm doing.