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The Reason Why... by TheEmcee
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
01 Jul 2014
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“The reason why Peter is the way he is is because Charles always wanted to have sex while he was pregnant.” Makes perfect sense. If you’re Eric.
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Castiel licks his lips and looks up. His lips look pretty chapped, but they are surprisingly soft. What Dean doesn't know is that Castiel actually uses liberal amounts of chapstick. His lips are as soft as angels' wings.
Dean sighs as he ghosts his hands along the angel's arms, never quite touching the undoubtedly attractive arms that lay underneath the sleeves of the trench coat.
"God dammit, Dean! Stop ghosting your hands and touch me already!"
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It's not every night that Harvey lets him stay the night. But when it does, there's always a new suit that fits him like a glove waiting.
(Or: originally a FanArt but a ficlet wrote itself)
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- Part 4 of #MarveyWeek
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give me thirty days (to fall in love with you) by kstorms
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 Apr 2016
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"Hi! I’m Park Jimin!” when he gets no reaction, Jimin pushes on, a little hesitantly. “As in, your soulmate?”
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Jimin meets his soulmate, and it doesn't go the way he's planned (nothing ever does, really).
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After the traumatizing nuclear apocalypse and death of her husband, Ashtyn Jones sets out on a quest to find her kidnapped son. With no understanding of how to survive in this post-nuka-hell, she is armed with nothing but her wits and gut instinct to keep herself alive. Her quick tongue and lack of filter make her unruly, irrational, and difficult to trust on the field, but her determination and heart are enough to convince Paladin Danse that maybe she could be worth the Brotherhood of Steel name. Forged through a deal, the two are forced to work together - for good or ill. However, the Commonwealth has more in store for them than just the 'boogieman'.
This is a random collection of one-shots that take place during the plot of 'Broken Steel' - my take on the Fallout 4 story. I have a list of fics I plan on starting already but I will be taking suggestions. If you haven't read the original 'Broken Steel', I recommend starting there and coming back! I'll try to add notes to that story as I go here, indicating where a one-shot sits within the plot between chapters, in case you want to flip between the two!
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- Part 2 of Ashtyn Jones Series
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First season/first time Johnlock. Plus Sherlock and John solve a genuine mystery.
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By A Barista by Tomatosoupful
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
09 May 2017
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Obi-Wan/Anakin, Modern Coffee Shop AU unapologetically set in Australia. Some Star Wars story lines and character arcs adapted into modern coffee versions.
Anakin doesn't really know why Qui-Gon hired him despite having no experience in coffee making or table service, and he knows this bothers the barista, Obi-Wan, but hey, at least he gets to look at the handsome guy while he complains.
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One/Two shot stories full of Rizzles. :D
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Hi! This is my first fic for this fandom, please excuse if they're uncharacteristic. If I'm inaccurate, it's because I've not seen The Golden Circle. Hopefully getting back to being more active on here, it's been hard to find time to write fanfic.
Basically, the remaining Kingsman celebrate that Harry is alive, and Merlin notices he is somewhat drunk and flirting with Elton John. Merlin is grumpy, not jealous.
Loving the lighthearted mood of the first film and I think there's something of that in the sequel, and I think it's obvious that Harry isn't straight (Colin Firth said that in an interview. I'm just paraphrasing) and Matthew Vaughn said he was going to have Merlin come out as gay.
I love that Taron Egerton sang an Elton John song in one film and the legend himself is in the sequel. So leaving it out would be blasphemous!
I'm sorry I'm rambling lol, always a bit nerve wracking posting for a new fandom for the first time.
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Love Me And I'll Love You by GoldenHero, LavendurMochi (GoldenHero)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
20 Dec 2018
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After falling into a puddle and being transformed into a Gumiho, Park Jimin is transported back to the Joseon Era where he meets the cold-hearted King Min Yoongi. When Yoongi finds out about Jimin's powers and where he came from, he starts to fall in love with Jimin as do two other princes and soon Jimin finds himself in a sick game of cat and mouse.
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This is the story of a beautiful, breath-taking, lonely child who was too special for his own good. When you live in a world where beauty is a treasure more valuable than gold and every habitant of it is as beautiful as can be. Uniqueness might be seen as unfit, and mind you by uniqueness we don’t mean to possess unimaginable power, courage or beauty. By uniqueness we mean to possess the beauty of a pure and sincere benignity.
And so I repeat and correct myself. This is the story of beautiful, sincere, and lonely children who were forced to learn the malignity of their and our world. Because they were to special for their own good.
{From the story}
‘In world where Gods, angels, demons, monsters, fairies exist, why is it so wrong for me to be different, joon?’aka
Jimin is running away from his past
Joon is in love
Yoongi doesn't know how to deal with the supernatural
Hoseok is tired
Jin and Tae are brother from different mothers
Jungkook sucks at rejecting peopleand they are all to special for their own good
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How I would react and what would my thoughts be if I was in Sakura's shoes.
Spoilers for the first episode( like of course).
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,188
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 262
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"thanks, hairy spider-leg," is what bam wants to say by cighail
Fandoms: 신의 탑 | Tower of God
21 Oct 2018
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They had kissed once, under the most unfavourable circumstances at the strangest of times, inside the deadliest of places during an incredibly perilous moment and completely, utterly, by accident.
(I really can't think of an artsy title at like 1:30am)
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Rules For Middle Earth and Beyond by MathConcepts
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Book of Lost Tales - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
27 Nov 2018
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These are Rules for every Vala, Maia, Elf, Human, Dwarf, Hobbit, or Fan.
If you want to avoid any of the following:
Dying a tragic death.
Being hung from a cliff.
Banished from Tirion.
Being cursed by Mandos.
Being killed by a Balrog.
Having sex and impregnating your sister.
Being forced to watched your son having sex with and impregnating your daughter.
Being burned alive.
Having your hand cut off by your best friend/cousin/lover.
Killing your relatives.
Stealing and burning a fleet of ships.
Dying in the woods.
Jumping into an active volcano.
Wandering as a hermit on the seashore, singing emo music.
You need to read and follow these Rules carefully.
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Listening to the sound of the landing airplanes and watching people rushing through the airport with small annoyed, gossip talk and rolling suitcases and knew that my journey would be awesome. Heading for check-in and the security, I waited in line for my turn. It took forever. The big lovey dovey couple in front of me just minded their own business. I guess. But still knew how to smear their love and affection for one another into everyone’s faces. I guess I couldn’t blame them, because I would properly done it myself if had that kind of love in my life. As the line finally moved and they couldn’t remove their hands away from one another to follow only to place them back in the exact same spot, I knew just that God really wanted to have a laugh today. The couple did not hold back. Both of them running their hands up and down each other’s backs, both of them kissing so hard that teeth could be heard scraping against each other. Moans and grunts erupting from both of their throats. Oh, dear God! Come on.
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11th Annual Weapon Meeting by Mizukiyoru_Shiroko
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Apr 2020
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For Fictober 2019 - Day 5 : Weapon/s
The weapons of the three MXTX novels always get annually for an 'official' meeting to discuss business in the cultivational world but what goes down in this time is abundant drinking, spars, gossiping, and fooling around the whole night away.
This is a record of the 11th Annual Weapon Meeting, written by FangXin (He enjoys writing this.)
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Essentially a chaotic chatfic with the weapons in MXTX's works.
(This is a reupload for better categorizing.)
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- Part 5 of MXTX October 2019
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Thomas Barrow finally decides to learn to drive. What could possibly go wrong?
Rated G for now although this may change later on.
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- English
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- 436
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- 17
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Winter’s Dream by Chilly_Wolf
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
11 Jul 2020
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I decided that Jon and Sansa’s relationship needed to start somewhere so I decided to write when they got together.
This is a prequel to my story Time Heals, but can be read alone.
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An accident shakes up the lives of the Bangtan boys, forcing them to re-evaluate their lives and relationships.
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YoonminThis work is purely from my hyperactive imagination.
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My boyfriend has his revenge, annoying me is his pleasure (Mew!Prank) by thepurpleword
Fandoms: เกลียดนักมาเป็นที่รักกันซะดีๆ | TharnType: The Series (TV) RPF, เกลียดนักมาเป็นที่รักกันซะดีๆ | TharnType: The Series (TV), Mewgulf
21 Jan 2021
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Mew has his revenge, not sweet for Gulf, but they are still very cute after all.
Gulf!Youtuber
Mew!SingerThe last prank, poor Gulf.
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- Part 5 of Youtuber Gulf Kanawut - The Serie