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    Betrayal fucking sucks. When Harry is killed after arriving home from work one day he strikes a deal with Death and is thrown into the past. Waking up at the beginning of the summer before his sixth year Harry plots his revenge on all who wronged him. Join Harry as he gains allies old and new and finds love in an unexpected place.

    A reviewer said: "the perfect description for this fic would be: Harry Potter (finally) went to therapy and traveled back in time"

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    Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights:

    1. Hermione Granger remains an insufferable twat. Winning a war has done nothing to improve her personality.

    2. I’d rather fly on the Weasel’s old Clean Sweep than do one more potion’s lesson with her as my partner. In fact, just shove the bloody broom up my—never mind.

    3. Mudblood. Enough said.

    4. That punch.

    5. The shape of her mouth when she says the word, “Ferret.”

    6. Her hair. It looks like it caught the blast-end of a Filibuster’s firework.

    7. The way she struts around the castle like Dumbledore himself anointed her the Chosen One. Meanwhile, I’m stuck with a burning, bleeding reminder of my greatest failure on my arm...

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    Draco Malfoy is back at Hogwarts for eighth year.

    Unfortunately for him, so is Hermione Granger.

    So, during potion’s class—as Hermione flies through Advanced N.E.W.T-level Potions work—Draco makes lists, reminding himself of all the reasons he hates her…

    And maybe a few reasons he doesn’t.

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    Five years after the war, Hermione Granger is a shell of who she once was. Locked away in an insane asylum, her mind fragmented by what she saw/did during a mission.

    The Ministry claims she was driven mad by Bella's cursed blade.

    When a new law passes, that requires the rehabilitation and release of all children of war, Hermione is to be set free. However, there's a stipulation: someone must take responsibility of her or she will remain institutionalised indefinitely.

    Riddled with guilt, Draco Malfoy steps up.

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    Seven years into the war Hermione and Ginny are tired of being treated like crap after one too many betrayals from Harry and Ron, they decide to join the Death Eaters, changing the rules and the game in the process.

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    In one universe, Lord Voldemort, the greatest Legilimens in the world, didn't notice that Narcissa Black had lied to him. In another he did.

    Getting sent back in time with the mother of the biggest bullying git at Hogwarts was definitely going to make Harry's life interesting. Finding out what some of his so called friends and allies were doing to him and others made him mad.

    Perhaps it was time for a new faction in the battle between light and dark. Perhaps it was time for the Grey to rise

    Do not reproduce my work on other websites. I do not give my permission for this

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    Hermione Nott had been left in the care of The Hopewell House for Girls upon her birth. Her mother left her to be raised by the matrons who ran the orphanage. But everything changed when Nott Senior showed up to retrieve his daughter, only to pass her off into the hands of Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy.

    This is a retelling of The Harry Potter Series with Hermione being a half blood. She is the product of her father, Nott Senior, and his detestable acts as a Death Eater during the First Wizarding War.

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    “I was afraid back then,” says Draco, “of how much I loved you. I was broken. It wasn't the right time.”

    “And now is? How old are you?”

    “Forty-one.”


    Draco uses an illegal Time-Turner, returning to the night before Hermione and Ron's wedding.

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    Ten years after the second wizarding war, Hermione Granger is the proud owner of Granger Magical Protection Agency - using her revered skill and intellect to protect the most vulnerable members of the magical community. Despite her beloved public persona, protecting those in-need doesn’t turn a high profit, and her company is starting to crumble under financial pressure.

    Draco Malfoy, on the other hand, has more money than he knows what to do with. He’s spent the past ten years reinventing himself into a successful hotelier, and his picture is a constant fix on the cover of The Daily Prophet.

    Draco Malfoy doesn’t settle for anything but the best. And when he begins to receive credible threats to his life from an unknown source, he knows he must hire the best - Hermione Granger.

    *COMPLETE*

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    If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

    Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

    The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

    Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

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    It's been a couple years since Voldemort's defeat, and Ron's been spending most of the that time taking it easy while cruising through life on Hermione's dime. Unfortunately for him, he's about to learn that acting like a deadbeat husband can lead to some VERY serious consequences.

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    Just a little fic about Harry's tattoo collection as the heir of the Dark Lord.

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    Some truths refuse to stay buried.

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    What starts as a simple “Harry is a Malfoy” twist explodes into the story of Castor Malfoy—a creature-loving, rule-defying wizard making waves in the Triwizard Tournament and beyond. With a family he’s only just met, friends both human and not, a stack of jobs, and more secrets than he knows what to do with, Castor’s life is anything but ordinary. But in a world where lies travel faster than the truth and even a Dark Lord can’t decide whether to fear him or use him, one thing is certain: history will remember both his names.

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    Mostly canon until the Goblet of Fire, aside from the whole kidnapping thing.

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    Harry Potter has been hiding a major secret during his three years at Hogwarts. During his Fourth Year, Harry struggles to keep his secret from everyone around him. Barty Crouch Jr. senses something is wrong with his Lord's little soulmate. The child is suffering and Barty seeks the truth.

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    When Ava Morgan finds herself thrust back into her scrawny 11 year old body with no memory and on her way to Hogwarts with the one and only green eyed chosen one, she thinks she is on one hell of an acid trip. When pinching herself doesn't wake her up she thinks 'why the hell not' - let's see how much chaos she can cause and maybe stop a few people from dying.

    With the help from a snarky Potions Professor, a gorgeous Dragon Tamer and the Chaotic Twins themselves, she re-writes the path of the Boy Who Lived to Get Into Trouble. She thought she knew his story - but truth is much stranger than fiction and not all is as it seems, and she's been thrown right into the middle of it.

    Or the one where the Muggle becomes the Witch, finds her family and saves some lives along the way.

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    What if Severus Snape decided to try stopping Voldemort from killing the Potters?
    What if Lily and James Potter weren't the nice parents everyone thought they are?
    What if Severus Snape was send to Azkaban instead of becoming a spy?
    What if Harry Potter is found before the Dursleys did?
    What if Lady Magic decided her precious child deserves another childhood?

    Read and find out to get your answers for those and more questions^^
    A similar but new adventure is awating you.

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    Please mind the tags. If you don't like it, don't read it.

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    Ministry Directive 32
    To ensure moving past any and all lingering Blood-purity views, all Pureblood wizards and witches are henceforth forbidden from marrying other Purebloods.
    Unmarried Purebloods who have aided, abetted and otherwise were tied to the Death Eater movement, are furthermore obliged to, without exception (unless it involves Directive 24), marry a Muggleborn. They have one year to find adequate spouses. Non-compliance with Directive 32 will result in a fine of 150.000 Galleons and 5 years’ incarceration in Azkaban.
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    “I understand.” Lucius Malfoy folded his hands on his cane and sat straighter. “As you may have noticed, Directive 32 has some of my former associates in a bit of a tizzy.”
    Hermione snorted before she could help herself. Lucius blinked at her as if she had spat on the floor. “Apologies, please continue,” she said.
    “Ah, well… I have come to you with an opportunity. As I have been told, you receive dozens of proposals a day. In person as well as in the form of letters. Were you to agree to my proposition, that would all go away.”
    “And what exactly are you asking of me, Mister Malfoy?”
    “In short, to marry my son and thus keeping him out of Azkaban.”

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    Severus Snape was expecting a normal quiet summer until he recieved a letter from one Harry Potter asking for help. Ignores the last two HP books but Sirius is dead.

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    The Malfoys’ have always been blood purists, that truth is undeniable. Draco, however, has never cared for the purity of lineage. His obsession is far more intimate, far more consuming. To Draco, true purity lies not in ancestry, but in Hermione Granger. He worships her unblemished soul, her untouchable body, and her stubborn defiance that no man has ever been worthy to tame.

    When the Snatchers drag her into Malfoy Manor, the opportunity to claim her purity is placed at his feet like an offering to the gods. Hermione Granger, bound and bloodied, becomes his to claim. For in Draco’s mind, there is no one else as pure as her, and no one else deserving but him. Touch her, and you die. Deny him, and he will set the world aflame.

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    After the harrowing events of the Third Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry Potter is struggling with going back to his abusive and neglectful family, especially when he begins to wake screaming from nightmares. After begging Dumbledore and getting nowhere he decides on the train back to London that if no-one else is going to look after him then he would just have to do it himself.
    He dons his Invisibility Cloak and hides. He wouldn't tell anyone not even his friends. Not until he got away.
    First Stop: Gringotts.

    Only he hadn't expected what that spur of the moment decision would unravel.

    First Fic, Please be kind :)
    This is inspired by a few different Fics but I hope its original enough, if not lmk.

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    Hermione was never meant to rewrite the rules. Top of her class. Always prepared. Always predictable. But after one mistake and a humiliating betrayal, her certainty of who she is begins to fracture. And in the unraveling, she starts asking questions no one expects.

    Draco notices. He’s not supposed to. Not her, not like this. But the more she slips beyond the version everyone knows, the more she disrupts the carefully constructed lines he’s lived behind.

    The year begins like any other. But the ground is shifting. The rules are changing. And the game everyone thought they were playing suddenly doesn’t look the same.

    Because this isn’t a story about enemies. Or even allies.

    It’s about what happens when two people are faced with a choice: keep playing the roles they’ve always known, or risk everything for something neither of them saw coming.

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    Hermione wants revenge, picks up a broom, and becomes the hottest problem Draco’s ever had.

    Tension builds. Clothes come off. Draco can’t look away.

    Unfortunately for him, neither can anyone else.

    Chaos, thirst, and jersey-related disasters inevitably ensue.

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