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• He Could Be Anywhere- SHOW YOURSELF- by Melting_Alliums for thatsbobcat

  Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games), Splatoon (Manga)  

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  • Complete Work

  13 Dec 2024

  Tags

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  • Marina & Pearl (Splatoon)
  • Aloha & Skull (Splatoon)
  • Cap'n Craig Cuttlefish & Pearl
  • Cap'n Craig Cuttlefish & Marina
  • Marina (Splatoon)
  • Pearl (Splatoon)
  • Aloha (Splatoon)
  • Skull (Splatoon)
  • Cap'n Craig Cuttlefish
  • Pearl Has ADHD (Splatoon)
  • Autistic Marina (Splatoon)
  • Aloha Has ADHD (Splatoon)
  • Skull has ADD (Splatoon)
  • they're all neurodivergent your honor
  • Silly
  • Cap'n Craig Cuttlefish is a parental figure guys shut up
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Christmas Fluff
  • Family Fluff
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Fluff and Crack
  • Christmas Crack
  • Sad Aloha (Splatoon)
  • Depression
  • Influencer Aloha (Splatoon)
  • Christmas is called squidmas
  • Banter
  • Aloha and Skull Bantering
  • Male Friendship
  • Female Friendship
  • very "who broke it?" core
  • Elf On The Shelf
  • For a Friend
  • Title from a Bo Burnham Song
  • Inspired by a Bo Burnham Song
  • Gen Z Slang
  • SO much Gen Z slang
  • from pearl exclusively

  Summary

  Crackfic about characters all screaming bloody murder about how the elf FVCKING VANISHED WHERE IS IT.

  Very Bo Burnham Spider Core

  Series

  • Part 13 of Melting_Alliums' Various Fandom Flaffmas 2024

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,262

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  3

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

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