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    Craig has always dreamed of floating through the stars and swore he would make that happen, and dreams can come true if you shave off the corners and squint.
    With a Starcraft that falls apart at the seams, and a crew that seems to follow suit, it's a miracle they can make a single credit shuffling cargo from port to port. Having to spend too long on a highly anticipated planet, Craig makes use of his off time integrating poorly into society and being bothered by the charismatic patrons that lined the streets.
    A story of thankful hellos and space fated Craig and Tweek.

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    you know how some story's have an appendix where they put extra info? well GSSB (and by extension SSH) had appendicitis so their appendix's got removed. instead i severed the stories legs! (there's also a tab called 'chopped liver' where i out scrapped paragraphs lol) this will just have extra info/background story. not necessary to read GSSB or SSH

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    Izuku did it, he was finally graduating! His class would be the first to properly enter the Galactic Community, starting off by joining alien crews and exploring alien planets at the very capable age of 18.
    However, Izuku's crew isn't exactly welcoming at the start… Despite this, Izuku is excited to start his life in the stars, if only he could stop accidentally scaring his crew…

    [Bit more info, this fic will be a kind of 'adventure if the week' kind of thing with no overarching story. Just the crew going from planet to planet, some undiscovered snd dangerous, others safe and civilized. Come join Izuku and his new alien crew to see all the hijinks, silliness, and shenanigans they get up to.]

    also name is a wip, feel free to suggest one xD

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    Izuku always had bad luck, seems his luck was bad enough to get him abducted by aliens and he hasn't figured out how to feel about that yet. The only thing he knows is that he misses his mom and there's an angry dragon in the corner of his cell. Bad lucks gonna be the death of him isn't it...

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    H'zashi's feathers stood on end, blood boiling at the fear in the fledgeling's eyes, the way their running was flagging even though their breathing still came way too fast— He flew forwards, covering the remaining distance and swiftly whirling around the little Green, placing himself between them and their pursuers, wings spread wide. He put one wing back to cover them.

     

    Internally, he both cooed and cried when Green's hands immediately grabbed onto him, tucking close.

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    Or, another MHA space AU. Accidental child acquisition guaranteed!

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    Allura learns of the wonders of cracking your back. She is astonished

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    J and V fly back home to bury a friend...

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    Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willing to befriend anything that moves and several things that don't.

    After humanity nearly made themselves extinct with a "Terran brand oopsie"™, trillions of Terrans awaken from stasis and set themselves upon a Galaxy teeming with alien life, each writing their own story among the stars. Stories of compassion, of anger, of revenge, of justice. Stories of the clever and stories of the downright stupid.

    But mostly the story of Terrans looking for the one thing that all beings desire: Friendship amongst a lonely universe.

    A half wholesome, half emotionally scaring, half self improvement writing project, half mathematics fail due to there being too many halves.

    Innovation is Impartial: The Atom cares not where it splits.

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    The HIA system—the Hostile Intensity Assessment system—was used by the Universal Union to assess how dangerous a planet was.

    The discovery of Delltikae and its inhabitants warranted the creation of a new classification.

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    OR: humans are space orcs with tommy as a human who is in space

    this is an alliumduo fic

    (disclaimer: this is NOT about the real people who potrayed the characters on the Dream SMP AT ALL, though in fairness it's barely about the characters either 'cause this not even in minecraft, idk what im doing)

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    In a world where humans are seen as dangerous and violent creatures, less intelligent than other species, hybrids have taken to hiding their human side, wandering around in their animal form.

    The animals from earth are perceived smarter than humans, for their simple nature. Humans tend to destroy everything they come in contact with, after all.

    Far from Earth, on a similar planet, an arctic fox finds himself in trouble.

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    Allura finds it strange how often the paladins repeated each other and themselves.

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    Yuji gets kidnapped by aliens.

    Jjk but a lot of changes and most characters are aliens

    Basically a human are space orcs except that’s mainly just Yuji and his weird ass uncles

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    “One,” Tommy snarls. “I will give you one fucking question, and if you don’t give Nook back, stars guide me—"

    “Three,” Puffy says, stern. Tommy cracks his jaw at her and beats both fists against the glass.
    “They’re small questions. Three is all I ask.”
    “Until it’s not enough,” Tommy spits, because he knows how it’s going to go.
    They’ll dangle Nook just out of reach and offer to give him back as payment and then they’ll keep moving the goddamn finish line.

    They’ll promise and they’ll pretend and they’ll hound Tommy for answers as long as he keeps giving them, before realising that torture or straight-up beating the answers will be far more effective, because Tommy can hate the Human Race until the end of his existence, but he’s not a creature without fear, and his nanobots won’t be able to fix everything, and they only have to break him so much—

    “Go on then. Ask your fucking questions.”

    Or: Tommy is going home. One way or another.
    Part 11

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    Six U.A. students are about to learn that humans are not alone in this world. But they're about to find out the hard way. Taken by space traffickers, Midoriya, Uraraka, Bakugo, Kaminari, Mina and Mei end up a long ways from earth. After escaping, they set out to find their way back home. The way back isn't going to be easy, but when has anything been easy for them. And just because they're in space doesn't mean they’re going to stop being heroes. Anyway, before they go back, they need to teach a certain group why you don’t mess with humans.

    *Updates on Mondays*

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    Sooo....

    Nobody told me that i cannot make an au of my fav game and one of planetary shows i enjoy ;]]

    Gonna start with small chapters, and as i will figure the story further on the chapters will start to get longer. ,_,"

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    You aren't sure how much time passed.

    For all you know, it could've been so long, the previous system had already left the radar’s map- you are obviously in deep space already. You are incredibly grateful for your ability to tell if you are under artificial gravity well, as you had not been aboard the ship before you went to sleep, and you are rather sure you are moving somewhere against your will or knowledge.

    The place you are in currently is, after all, a cell.

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    Kell needs someone to watch their sibling for a week, and Faja is conveniently on-planet. Ae does not know how to care for a juvenile human.

    All language is in universal interplanetary (UIPL) unless otherwise specified.

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    It's best to be polite.

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    "Prak [human]: So why’d we have to learn so much etiquette for our guest again?

    Alien 1 [crewmate]: Did you not read the brief? Are all humans as bad at details as you?

    P: Oh shut it. I just don’t get all this about space fae"

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    Aliens. These were actual, real-life aliens.

    He’d realized it pretty much as soon as they walked in. But he hadn’t processed it until now.

    Meta abilities were rare. They started with that glowing baby in China and seemed to appear at random all over the world. None of those abilities were like this though. Nobody’s entire body changed like this, let alone a whole group of people changing the same way. That detail alone made it clear that these things could not be human at all. They were alien to Earth itself.

    Shinsou Hitoshi had just been trying to avoid his shitty foster home and now he was caught up in an alien abduction with eight other people. What was going to happen to them?

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    The team bonds over childhood memories of dentistry. Their alien friends are horrified.

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    4
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