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The Canary and The Coal Mine by DruidQueen89
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
10 Oct 2025
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Following Tango and Jimmy through the Life Series and beyond, watch as they become friends and eventually more. The good and the bad, the blessings and the curses.
Updates every Friday!
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His visit wasn’t planned, after all, spur-of-the-moment because Ren had missed False that badly. He’s not supposed to be here at all. As soon as her shirt was in his hand, though, Ren had lifted it to his face and smelled, and just like that, he was gone.
Dick twitching in his pants, gaze darting over to the bed.
To False’s pretty, pristine, slightly rumpled covers and pillows.
Ren makes some...ill-advised decisions when left alone in False's base.
Hey, he never claimed to be good at impulse control.
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- Part 58 of mc fics by vee!! <3
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P.E.T. Postal have some fun
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- Part 1 of Anox's Anon Archive
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“Oh thank goodness,” said Grian, as he watched Cub fly off. The weak, post-storm sunshine glinted off their new boss’ golden badge as he went. It was an inspiring, perhaps even heroic, vision – if one considered rampant corruption and abuse of force inspiring and heroic. Grian was on the fence about that; Skizz and Scar, on the other hand, had quite clearly jumped the fence with abandon and were now frolicking in the lush green fields of not giving a fuck and free dynamite. Bless them. “It was just Cub. Phew. Oh gosh. The letters were all just Cub. Thank goodness.”
“What was the alternative, G-man?” asked Skizz. “Can’t think of anything’ that’d have your robust underpants in such a twist.”
“Thought I was going to have to do an annual review.”
(In which Grian talks Scar and Skizz through his backstory with the Watchers. Also in which Grian is a terrible employee, and Scar has some crucial elements of Grian's backstory very wrong, and Skizz is also there, wearing latex police shorts, and thinking about Gem doing his annual review. The backstory clarifications get derailed, repeatedly, and with great gusto.)
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- Part 3 of The Boatem Pool
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Light up your Nerves (with pleasure and pain) by Varanere for WhisperNorbury
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
24 Apr 2025
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"Really?" Doc had just entered his workshop, coffee in hand, still half asleep, when he spotted Scar, half wrapped up in ropes he was still tying, on his otherwise pristine work table.
"Why hello there, Doc! Don't you remember kidnapping me on this fine morning?" Scars smile was brilliant, even as he fumbled one of the knots, dropping it entirely. "If you could be a dear and finish tying me up, that would be just wonderful! Can't have your kidnappee untied now can you?"
"Oh void, I just wanted to calibrate my new arm today." Doc muttered, rubbing his face. "You know what, that's fine, if you break in here and insist I kidnapped you, you're gonna be my test dummy now." He decided.
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Or: Scar has "kidnapped" himself into Docs hands. Doc does "unethical" kinky science on him in return.
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Don't look back, the wolf is coming (he'll hit you hard on your back) by ZenithHelix
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
15 Mar 2025
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Doc and Cleo weren't compatible under normal circumstances. They liked each other plenty, they got along even better, but with so many other Hermits on the server, they simply weren't each other's first picks as partners. They both liked to be in control. They were parallel lines that couldn't intersect.
Under normal circumstances.
But if you go out to the edge of infinity, even parallel lines will touch and even Doc and Cleo can, under enough strain, end up spending the night together.
Doc had jokingly started to refer to these incidents as "emergencies" and it had stuck. It was all too fun to say in front of others without letting them in on the secret. They just had plans to resolve an emergency that night, they’d say.
OR: Cleo is upset and Doc is a good friend. So he dunks her in powdered snow until she can't afford to care.
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this is what romance is i think. probably by TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
10 Feb 2025
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xB tries to ask Joel on a date. They're both weird.
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- Part 10 of drabbles :]
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I want to fuck you like an animal (I want to feel you from the inside) by thesoftestofdreams
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Video Blogging RPF
29 Jan 2025
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(Mumbo): Scar, are you busy right now?
(Scar): Getting ready for tonight!!! I’m excited to seeeee you
(Mumbo): Scar, I need you
(Mumbo): Scar I know you saw this please
(Mumbo): Don’t leave me desperate you horrible, handsome man
(Mumbo): I know I’m pathetic, but you don’t make it easy
(Mumbo): I’m at my workstation and prepped, loverMumbo has been desperate recently. Scar’s been busy. They fuck about it.
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Chronic by Digital_Decomposition
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
25 Jan 2025
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Wels suffers from chronic stomach pains, usually alone. But today is a bit different.
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Nothing explicit happens, but i would still perfer minors didn't see it due to the series its part of, hence the mature tag.Series
- Part 2 of Dollhouse AU
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- English
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- 917
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- 1/1
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- 9
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Xisuma teased, running a nail along Grian's cheek - a reminder to not try turning away from him. Such a human thing to do - avoiding eye contact. Something Grian had actively learned to do to fit in better. Xisuma found it cute, considering it did nothing to keep Grian from seeing.
"NeedYouToFuckMyEyeCavities," Grian spilled out, pressing the words past his traitorous tongue in a single breath.Or: Grian's eyes are void-holes and any slut worth their salt gets any hole fucked at least once, right? And who better to ask than his trusted admin?
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to carve out our place in the universe by Sharo for im_always_stressed
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP
07 Jan 2025
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“And you.. service? Most of them?”
Biffa leers. “Oh, there’s plenty of servicing to go around.” He chortles at the face Techno makes, and admires the returning blush. “Sure, there’s the hugs and the cuddles and the stopping panic attacks before someone hurts themself, or others. But that little treat - ‘masturbating your pet for health and safety’. Makes you wonder what happened with the first few rounds of human contact that that clause got put in. Better than the alternative, I think, but then again, I’ve got a pretty good gig on my end.”
Techno actually hides his face in his hands, and whimpers.
“Hey, man, no judgment here. I can shut up about it if you want me to, or I can waffle on about how weird alien sex can be.”
“You want me to combust right here.” Techno mutters through his palms. “This is what I get for makin’ friendly with ya’.”Series
- Part 11 of Gift Exchange Works
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Hermitcraft Christmas Party feat. Ren in a dress
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Bounty hunters come to Hermitcraft, but not for it's denizens. They're here for what they can take, and they're ready to do whatever they need to to get what they want.
Except the Hermits aren't as helpless as they look. And they're not about to let a power outside of their own world. ..Even if they take their time before jumping in.
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- Part 9 of Gift Exchange Works
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Etho made a bet with Joel to prove they weren't obsessed with each other. All Etho has to do is fuck literally anyone else, luckily Gem is just down the mountain and the leather corset holding up her bust is looking very good in his eyes.
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- Part 10 of An inevitable collection of smut
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Gem has been impatiently waiting for Cleo to finish the corset they've been making for her and today's the day!
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“You’re okay with me putting it on you?” Cleo asked, pulling Gem’s attention up from their hands and checking in with her.
“If you don’t put me in that immediately I’ll just take it and get Impulse to lace me in,” Gem threatened not very convincingly, given her state of undress.
“I’d like to see him try,” Cleo replied, a smirk on their lips. “Alright pet, come here.” -
Ravenous Desire by Digital_Decomposition
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Sep 2024
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Skizz is a known raptophile. Hes also usually under control, until his husband stops being available to take him at his worst. Lucky for him, a kitty who loves to cry wolf is more than happy to take the worst of him, and then some.
A fic about Dollhouse!Skizz dealing with his raptophilia and the uncontrollable urge to rape because of it.
Dollhouse is an au made by me and a few friends, if you want to know more, ask on tumblr (link in bio).Snippet:
Pressing the glass to his lips, Skizz throws his head back, downs his drink in three easy mouthfuls, lets the whiskey buzz in his system as it slides down his throat, smooth, and settles in his empty stomach. At least he could sooth his urge as an alcoholic, he never had to look very hard to find something to give him a kick. Hopefully, he could drink himself into a mini coma, make himself less of a danger to his loved ones.. Fuck this was pathetic.
Hair sticks to his forehead as his head hangs, feeling the tension in his shoulders and the pain in his neck. Then, dainty soft fingers on his back.
He doesn't have to look up, to recognize the voice in his ears, like diluted mellow honey, or a watered down sugar syrup.
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- Part 1 of Dollhouse AU
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You and Scar had been together for four months now and still haven't had sex, so you decide to try and bring it up.
You find out that he's stressed, and whats a great way to relieve stress?
Cumming so hard you black out.
(He doesnt black out)Series
- Part 2 of LMTMLTB + STRESS RELIEF
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They fully expect this to be a comedy of errors. For all of his flailing derpage, Xisuma isn’t stupid, and has as much of a sixth-sense for pranks and traps as any Hermit. And he practically lives in his armor, which, granted, he could probably sleep in, but is never the most comfortable.
They can all agree that their friend needs sleep, but are Bdubs and Zedaph actually competent enough to pull the wool over their admins eyes? -
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We all know how the story goes: Doc kills Cleo's pig, he is taken to court, he is sentenced to skyblock.
But now we make it horny: Cleo sending Doc off, Pearl making him dance for carrots...- Language:
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- 3,656
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- 1/1
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Hypno is the least shipped character in Hermitcraft so a week was created for him and i wrote something for two different ships!