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    Geralt’s had enough of Jaskier’s constant flirting and teasing. So he locks up his tiny cock, uses a little Axii, and shows him exactly how a good bard serves.

    And then the other Witchers get involved.

    Now Jaskier’s dripping with cum, leaking around plugs, glowing with praise, and loving every humiliating second of it. A locked bard is a loyal bard and this one belongs to the Keep.

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    A continuation on The Path I Choose.
    Geralt and Jaskier are back together after a year apart and are more than ready to make up for lost time. And deepen thier relationship.

    Smut, rough sex and Two men hopelessly in love.

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    Kaer Morhen had not been what Jaskier had expected.

    From what words he could pull from the Witcher’s lips, he’d expected cold stone, high walls, scattered straw, and terse company. Not...a well kept keep, warm from large fires, with abundant good food and rich wines.

    There had been a strange tension, an undercurrent between all of them when Jaskier had trailed in behind Geralt. Geralt’s shoulders were tense, his jaw tight, and he met every molten gaze with his head high. He looked ready for a fight at any moment.

    Which was strange, because Geralt’s fellow Witchers were…

    Well, welcoming wasn’t the right word, exactly.

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    Jaskier gets stuck at in Nowheresville with an infected hand, which cripples his ability to sustain himself. By some twist of fate, he bumps into a witcher, who offers to help him. Desperate to escape a situation gone horribly wrong, Jaskier agrees to pay the witcher when he gets home. But what price does the witcher's assistance come at?

    Geralt finds a bard with a magnificent voice in the middle of Nowheresville. Enchanted by the man's singing and concerned for his deteriorating health, he makes a private vow to protect the bard...whatever the cost.

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    Jaskier's life gets turned upside down when he finds a strange portal on his college campus. After walking through it, he finds himself stranded in a strange place without his phone or any way to get back... and runs into Geralt of Rivia.

    Problem is, neither of them speak the same language, and Geralt suspects Jaskier might be a spy sent to hurt Ciri.

    Whump focused, canon divergent. Semi-edited. No beta.

    Also, Jaskier is trans. Content warning for anxiety/panic attacks, internal transphobia, violence, and injuries.

    I have a general outline for how the plot goes but as of posting this is not yet finished. No ETA on updates, I have ADHD and lose track of time.

    Updated content warning as of chapter 34: Graphic violence, language, suicidal intent and actions, abusive language, and depictions of mental health deterioration. Please read the tags.

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    Geralt has only ever talked about one nuisance bard, the one that wrote the fucking song that has people throwing coppers at him when he walks into bars. Jaskier something or other, who gives a shit, “Why the fuck is he here?”

    “To winter with me,” Geralt snaps, a warning in his tone Lambert readily ignores. “Problem?”

    “Yeah, the problem is the strange prostitute you brought to The Keep!!” Lambert exclaims, because he’d had a feeling Geralt was smitten, but apparently, he’s an idiot and doesn’t know a bad idea when he sees one if it smiles at him pretty enough.

    “Hey, I’m at least a strange courtesan!” the bard calls.

     

    (Lambert is extremely protective of the very little he has, including his brother. Jaskier is a threat to all of them, he doesn’t get why everyone doesn’t see that.)

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    "Fine," Geralt huffs. "But if I win-"
    "Yeah, sure," Jaskier dismisses, drunk on his winning streak. "Not gonna happen!"
    "If I win," Geralt insists, raising an eyebrow challengingly. "I get to have some blessed silence for a full day."
    "What?" Jaskier scoffs, feeling his face heat up ever so slightly.

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    Jaskier gets pregnant with Geralt’s son, something he thought was impossible. All the Witchers are very happy with the news or so the couple believed. Problems arise when someone starts using Axii on Jaskier to hurt him and the baby.
    Is there a traitor among the Witchers? Who is he? Will Geralt stop him before he hurts two of the most important people in his life?

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    After a long winter apart, Jaskier is excited to be back with Geralt on the Path. But after a series of frustrating events delaying their rendevous, Jaskier finds himself more testy than usual.

    Geralt knows why, and he might just have a solution.

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    Coming across Letho is a surprise for both Geralt and Jaskier, and what he offers even more so. On the condition that he gets to watch, Letho gives them an opportunity to reverse their roles. Is it any surprise that they eagerly accept?

    **Can be read as standalone**

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    Jaskier had already accepted that he would most likely not survive his journey back through the pass and down the mountain. But he wasn't sure he could survive Geralt either. And he was always good at picking the lesser evil.

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    You are a merchant who travels among the four kingdoms making meager coin transporting textiles. You buy a medallion that vibrates, for personal reasons.

    an·or·gas·mi·a
    anôrˈɡazmēə
    [noun]
    persistent inability to achieve orgasm despite responding to sexual stimuli.

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    While walking between towns, a quiet road gives Geralt the opportunity to have a little fun with Jaskier.

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    Very quickly, this war between body and mind, logic and fear, reality and illusion, it became his daily life. Wake up to that aching pit in his stomach, fight against the delicious scents wafting from the kitchen, go about his training and daily duties, find an excuse to skip lunch, retire early so as not to be tempted by dinner, rinse and repeat. Sometimes his weakness would show through. Sometimes he'd cave. If he did, that unsettling disgust would eat him alive all through the night.

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    It's my ED and I'll project onto my favorite characters if I want to.

    Kind of a vent fic cause yeh. The feelings/behaviors do be spiralling atm.

    May or may not continue, but enjoy what's already here in the meantime lol

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    When Renfri’s heats don’t arrive as expected when she reaches twelve, it feels like a gift.

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    “It’s a curse,” the mage says, interrupting the king’s lunch apparently without regard. “You don’t need a mage, or a doctor. You need a curse breaker.”

    Renfri’s father finishes chewing, looking pensive as his eyes flicker between the mage and her, where she’s standing slightly behind and probably looking as confused as he feels.

    “A Witcher, Your Majesty,” the mage continues, after a moment. “You need a Witcher.”

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    Cedric presses their lips to the backs of Axel's fingers. With their other hand, they twist their fingers through the motions for axii and, between one blink and the next, Axel’s eyes go hazy and unfocused. They whisper the words of the long-perfected commands against his skin.

    They let him go. Awareness comes back into Axel's eyes and his gaze locks onto theirs. They move their joined hands away from their face to smile at him. He doesn’t look like he’s breathing.

    They trill at him questioningly. Axel inhales sharply.

    Cedric’s grin turns predatory.

    Or: How many times can you call a man pretty before it loses all meaning? Cedric insists that such a limit doesn't exist. But, then again, they are quite biased, so it might be best not to listen to them.

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    They say witchers are the spawn of evil and you should never trust one.
    But a young bard follows the infamous Geralt of Rivia anyway.
    They are friends, they are lovers and the witcher is nothing like what the common folk says about him. He's a good man. He's not evil.

    Or is he?

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    Everyone said it, and if everyone said it then it had to be true. Witchers weren't humans, they were monsters. And Jaskier wanted nothing more than to get to know the biggest monster of them all.

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    Teenage Geralt and Eskel decide to experiment with Axii. What could possibly go wrong?

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    A shift above him sent red hot pain through his spine, a choked scream tearing from him. It grated his ribs like a forest fire, dancing through every bone until he was sure he’d suffocate on just the sheer panic of it. The shifting halted at his cry, and there was some shuffling before light pierced his tightly shut eyelids.

    “Jaskier?!”

    The voice was so distinctly Geralt; angry and demanding, but it held a barely contained panic and fear that Jaskier had never heard from him before. It came from just above him, where the beams of the building bore down upon him like an abrupt grave.

    Right, the building. Jaskier’s position made a lot more sense now.
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    A supposedly simple contract goes wrong; leaving Jaskier trapped and Geralt desperate to get his bard out before irreversible damage can be done

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