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Die With A Smile by whiskers_tai
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Nov 2025
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After giving Harry his memories and the key to defeating Voldemort, Severus thought that dying would be a somewhat peaceful affair.
He wasn’t exactly wrong.
But what came after death almost made him wish he was back serving the egocentric piece of shit that was Lord Voldemort.
Almost.
When Severus Snape opened his eyes after what he was certain had been the grand finale of his endlessly miserable existence, he was not greeted by heavenly harps or a shining white light.
Not that he’d ever expected such luxuries, mind you. No, fate, in its infinite wisdom, had instead deposited him on a ground that was far too warm, under skies that glowed an ominous red, with the delightful aroma of brimstone assaulting his nostrils.
Ah, yes. Hell. Literal, fiery, overdramatic Hell.
“Because where else would I end up?” he muttered as he pushed himself into a seated position. The scenery was just as uplifting as he’d imagined—a desolate wasteland that stretched on forever, punctuated by faint, distant screams.
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i got bored and started to write what came to mind, one thing led to another and wap bam boom alakazam here's a 50+ chapter story -
Saving the World Doesn’t Pay the Bills by IamAnooB7
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Nov 2025
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The hero economy is in shambles. It’s been seven years since the Paranormal Liberation War ended, but its aftershocks still rattle society. Agencies are downsizing, sponsorships are drying up, and even Pro Heroes are updating their résumés on HeroHire.
Class 1-A reunites for the first time in years, a supposed celebration that quickly devolves into a collective breakdown over dwindling career prospects. Between rejected applications, and side gigs that barely cover rent, they face their greatest villain yet: the job market.
Who knew saving the world would be easier than surviving capitalism?
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Enemies of the Faith by BizarreIdeaMan
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
03 Nov 2025
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The Gaian Empire rules more than half the world, crushing anyone who stands in their way.
Their rulers seek the Orbs of the Creator- if brought together, they grant ultimate power.Meanwhile, a disgraced prince is gathering a party of the finest allies to get them first! But unfortunately, he can only get a gaggle of idiots who are more concerned with their own goals instead. Will he manage to achieve his goals before the world is laid waste by the Empire? Will he manage to keep his sanity long enough before his party members drain it all away? Who fucking knows.
(Heavily inspired by D&D but with original pantheon and setting. Most of the races are still D&D though.)
(Comments are appreciated, makes me feel like I'm not writing into the endless void- but my regular artist and friend appreciates them just as much, so if you like his art... let him know!)(Spicy chapters are at 17, 25, 29, 33, 45, 47 and 55)
(If you want to write/draw smut featuring any of the characters go ahead- let me know if you do i want to see it!)
(D.D.Fuchsia and Jez are free use, you can ship them with whoever you want and it's canon basically) -
American Healthcare by 39_Olivia
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
03 Nov 2025
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"If you had told Maomao, maybe… 5 years ago, when she first decided to try and become medical professional, that she would immediately quit after her first day, she’d definitely believe you."
Maomao, after quitting her job, finds herself drowning in student debts and rent deadlines. Rather unfortunate. Taking her father's advice she makes her own (slightly illegal) clinic in order to keep her own morals intact.
I basically thought, 'What if I shoved Maomao into the modern American healthcare system? That would be silly I think.'
And I wrote it impulsively, so we'll see how this does and I may upload more to it at some point if the people so wish.
This very much is just a teaser to see if people would like to read it, as is with most of my fics, might just write it anyway.
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Ava thought she understood her world - until the truth about her father, her bloodline, and the first war shatters everything she believed. Clashes, sarcasm, fiery arguments, and the chaos of teenage life are just the beginning - and that's before she's even set foot in Hogwarts for her sixth year.
With a godfather who's one whiskey away from getting his stomach pumped, a father who refuses to stay in the shadows, and secrets threatening to tear her bond apart, Ava soon learns that growing up might be the most dangerous challenge yet. But that's the least of her worries.
Threats, kidnappings, and secrets test loyalty, love, and courage. As bonds are strained and destinies collide, the ultimate confrontation awaits: Dumbledore’s manipulations will be exposed, and only the Triad can decide how the story ends.
Or the one where Ava faces her father, survives heartbreak and hangovers, and finally brings chaos to heel.
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- Part 12 of The Chaos Series
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A Gacha Addict in the One Piece World! by Anime_no_Akuma
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
03 Nov 2025
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Dying's pretty boring - reincarnation is where the fun really begins. The newly reborn Lucky D. Brynlee can tell you all about it! Amidst friends, foes, and system errors alike, Brynlee's eager to try and change this world. Against all odds, she's betting on a greater future - winner takes all. But with a gambling addiction and S-ranked luck, she doubts she has much to worry about!
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Felix Agreste can handle akumas, modeling contracts, and even his father’s impossible standards. But nothing prepared him for his greatest rival: a Chat Noir plushie. Marinette Dupain-Cheng sleeps with the toy version of his alter ego, and suddenly Felix finds himself in a ridiculous, one-sided duel with a stuffed cat.
The worst part? The plushie is winning—and Marinette doesn’t even know there’s a contest. -
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Taylor Hebert, veteran of Brockton Bay, Gold Morning, and decades of what followed, finds herself back at the beginning, facing her biggest challenge yet.
She doesn’t know what sort of alternate universe hellscape she is in, but there is no way she and the Undersiders were this batshit as teens.
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Some Coven Sheaningans
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Incorrect Quotes Coven Edition
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100 days of project sekai humor!! (pjsk crack snippets) by thesillylemon14
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
03 Nov 2025
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Short little comedic snippets of the characters in their lives!! There will be group crossovers and VSs interacting with random people who are not even part of their unit!!
Inspired by the work linked somewhere around here that had nothing to do with pjsk but somehow sparked motivationi update dailyy!
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- Part 4 of Dignity's Destruction, A SEKAI Series!!
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The Whomping Good by HPRarePairFestMod, ParksandLegos (ParksandFriction)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Nov 2025
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When Neville learns there is only one way to save the Whomping Willow, he has to channel all of his Gryffindor bravery to see it through, only to learn that sometimes the greater good can be a whomping good time.
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John got down and spun Charlie around, not giving so much as a warning before shoving a baby wipe up his hole.
“AGH!” Charlie cried in pain. Startled by the sudden intrusion.
“Shhh, I know you lot don’t clean your arses, just gotta make sure I don’t contract something.”
John grimaced as he pulled out the baby wipe, before taking a tube of hand cream from the coffee table and squeezing it onto his hand.
He laughed as he stroked his cock with the hand cream, coating it before slamming into Charlie.
“AGHAHH” True screams of terror erupted from Charlie’s throat. No no no, this was not fun. That’s when Charlie realised, that the “punishment” that John spoke of was going to be fully executed.
John pulled out almost completely, before slamming right back in, forcefully stretching out Charlie’s walls and taking all the pleasure for himself.
John thrusted hard and deep into Charlie, earning a cry of pain each time without fail. Tears swelled up in Charlie’s eyes, as John completely and utterly violated his hole with no sign of stopping.
The FIRST EVER John Lennon/Charlie Kirk fanfic...
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Misadventures of the Sword Lesbian by AmyotropicSclerosis
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
03 Nov 2025
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It was the first day of school after the winter holidays. For many, it was the day of reunion with their friends and their social circles. But for one Taylor Hebert, this day will mark the worst day of her life.
“Wait, what?”
As today is the day she gets her superpowers after the most traumatic event of her life sets her story in the trajectory of violence and danger. Taylor Hebert becomes the protagonist of a gritty, angsty superhero web series.
“Hold on. I didn’t sign up for that.”
Taylor expresses her displeasure with the fate she was given. Would Taylor like to edit the summary page?
“I can just do that?” She realizes that she can change the genre of her story to- “Romantic comedy. O-or, sm- fuck. Anything but gritty angst.”
And so begins Taylor’s romantic escapades.
“Wait, why are all of the pairings with girls?” She asks, ignorantly. “Hold on, wait a second. Why is Sophia fucking Hess there?!”
And thus, the story begins.
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basically Jabber and August become friends online and became very close so they meet up
Only to realize they’re supposed to be opp
And then jabbers like if you beat me I’ll stop working for the raiders and august is like ok bet wait for me
And then august gets an op jinki because he got really dedicated
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A missing tumbler goes viral on their university’s community page, dragging a loud Fine Arts student and the ever-serious Student Council President into each other’s orbit.
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Capitalism upsets Jason. Misinformation also upsets Jason. This is not in fact a new thing. As Tim knows, many things upset Jason.
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Tokusatsu - The Group Picture by Tokusatsu_Fan
Fandoms: ウルトラシリーズ | Ultra Series, Kamen Rider - All Media Types, Super Sentai Series, プリキュア | PreCure | Pretty Cure Series, GARO (TV), Dogengers (TV), Tokusatsu
03 Nov 2025
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Our heroes has come to one place, the place where anything could happened. Whether or not does it possible enough.
There's only tag the main ship of protagonist/main pov due to tag limitation. Titles for specific shows theme, team position or colors.
Including movies, special miniseries, parody drama. (I'll watch if you request any).
Asks, requests and ideas are available.
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- Part 3 of The Toku Misadventure
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Sheep? More like Wolf in Sheep Clothes by Risa894
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 Nov 2025
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This is when Shirase still young and newly isekai into this world, where the Sheep haven't even form yet and have stable live.
Shirase unofficial become their leader with Yuan and Chuuya as his second command ( cuz the ginger boy latch to him like a koala) because he is the more smart and rational one.
But that doesn't mean he is not WILD, and of course it's the other children start to act like him......
Ooops.......
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- Part 3 of Canon, what is that?
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Do not set that on fire- OH FUCK WHY?! by ImMadAtDisney
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
03 Nov 2025
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This, is chaos.
That's it, scenes of chaos, quotes to be studied by scholars, fuck i need sleep
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Natsuki Subaru: The Drunken Sage by Dekold
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
03 Nov 2025
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Subaru gets inebriated. Chaos ensues.
Story arcs:
Arc 1. Prelude to the chaos. (Chapters 1-5)
Arc 2. You brought WHOM to the party? (Chapters 6-10)
Arc 3. Terrific and Thrilling Troubles and Tribulations of Tenacious Team in the Twisting Tower of a Talented Troublemaker. (Chapters 11-19)
Arc 4. Wake the fuck up, Sage! We have tables to ruin! (Chapters 20-?? Ongoing)