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    Lance REALLY knew how to cook. Of course he would, and Keith should have known better when he started dating someone that constantly watched his mother in the kitchen as a child. Having Hunk as a best friend certainly didn't help. Not that Keith was complaining, no sirree.

    Day 11 of Julance 2025 - Prompt: Storms

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    Keith had always been an absolute unit during their relationship. He'd been pretty much solid muscle, while still managing to pack some thick thighs and ample ass, but then his time in the Quantum Abyss aged him enough to have another growth spurt. Lance had gotten a little taller since then too, but it wasn't enough to put them back at the same level as before. Being taller and now having love handles, there was MUCH more of Keith for Lance to appreciate.

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    Lance, Hunk and Pidge go on a mission to collect resources from an unknown planet. Things get complicated when they find themselves surrounded by poisonous bugs that stung them and, back on the Lion, the trio begin to suffer the effects of the bites.

    What’ll Lance do when these effects affect his dreams? What’ll happen when it’s revealed that these dreams represent what you wanted most when you were stung? And why are his dreams about…Keith?

    Meanwhile, the team tries to find a solution to save those affected before it’s too late.

     

    Or, an AU Klance love bug, but not litrlly love bug, rather a bug that makes u dream abt ur eternal crush and have sexual fantasies that u shouldnt. jus 4 lance bc hes an idiot

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    It’s a completely normal thing for omegas to “pleasure themselves” in public. No one bats an eye. But then Keith starts doing it, and Lance loses his mind.

     

    (I'm not sure why I wrote this)

    Anon fic by Anon-Slanon-Banon-Canon (yes that's my anon name fuck you).

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    Three stories that take place immediately after the events of the "The Library" in Lunchtime.

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    5th installment of my Meal Time Verse. Recommended that you start from the beginning to avoid spoilers and confusion. This developed something almost like a plot...

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    So, despite all his valid reasons to distrust Shiro, this man somehow managed his way into Keiths heart. Keith definitely didn’t know how on earth or any planet of the known universe he achieved that. Even after their years together in the universe. But he did. Because he was Shiro. And that was obviously a free ride into Keith's heart...and for some time now, into his pants as well. Damn.

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    Studies on the effects of adrenaline on arousal indicate that subjects report higher levels of attraction to those with whom they've experienced situations of raised levels of adrenaline. In this essay I will

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    "Alright, Mr. Literature," Lance leaned forward, chin resting atop his interlocked hands. "Which quote from your little collection best describes me?"

    "Hm." Keith locked eyes with him, considering. He answered without so much as a glance at his list. "The fool jingled miserably across the floor."

    "The- The who did what?" He sputtered, reeling back from the blow to his ego. "You're such a jerk! Quit making up nonsense quotes."

    Keith snorted, "I'm not making it up, dumbass. It's Terry Pratchett. Wyrd Sisters." He looked pensive, "Not my usual style of writing, but- ah," He paused, slowly raking his indigo eyes over Lance's frame, "There's just something about it that hooks me in."
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    Lance plays up his offence to Keith's quote about him, per his dramatic self. Keith, under the impression that he's actually hurt Lance's feelings, has made it his mission to compliment Lance within an inch of his life.

    Through literature, of course.

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    not finish

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    Hunk, Keith, and Shiro have all taken part on a mission to see how one of the freshly liberated planets are handling themselves. The only problem is, Keith’s Galran biology has got him focused on other, more physical, priorities. And Shiro might not be able to handle it all on his own.

    Part of the Sheith Secret Santa 2023 Gift Exchange

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    K_Red and BlackLion are camboys for the same website. Unrivaled in their power but rivals to each other, a chance meeting at an official event pulls them inevitably towards each other, as much as Keith would like to resist, gravity is always, always stronger.

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    After an incident in an alien swamp, Lance comes out with some weird side effects. Side effects that appear to be affecting both Lance and Keith, but only Lance seems aware of it.

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    39 days. 20 people. One survivor.

    Keith's dreamt about playing Survivor since he was a kid looking for some kind of escape. And now that he's here, he's not going to let anything get in the way of earning the title of Sole Survivor.

    Not even a 6'3" beefcake with the prettiest smile Keith's ever seen and, apparently, a heart of gold.

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    Keith can't stop staring.

    He knows it's rude. He fucking hates it when people stare at him. But he can't pull his gaze away from the guy, currently seated at the table near the window, the sun painting gold stripes over the skin of his pecs, barely contained by his undershirt.

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    Because unlike Lance or the Alteans, Keith is uninterested in catering to or indulging his audience. He could have one follower instead of his millions, and it would not change his content. If anything, his posts are more like Hunk and Pidge’s, in that he only really posts about one thing.

    What is that thing, you may ask? And where does the ‘flattery’ point come in?

    Well, excellent questions. And, ironically, they both have the same answer:

    Keith posts, exclusively, about Lance.

    And it’s certainly something.
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    OR: Keith loves his boyfriend. So much. He would scream it from every rooftop if he could.

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    Treacle Sleep (verb, 1841) - a deep, uninterrupted sleep

    Shiro is dreading going home for the holidays and being the only single one amongst his extended family. His roommate and best friend Keith decides the easiest thing is to go home with him, and pretend that he and Shiro are (finally) dating.
    Keith's been in love with Shiro for years, and now they have to share a room, and a bed, and Keith can't stop thinking about Shiro's dick print.
    Surely, nothing could go wrong...

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    In which Keith is approaching his rut and Lance is eager for his mate to have his filthy way with him.

    TLDR; It's just Klance having a dirty fuck in the closet

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    Have you ever had one of those days where you wish you could just do over?

    Keith was sweating. He felt like there where hot flashes going through his body and yet at the same time he felt chills take over him. His body was shaking. His throat was closing and he couldn’t breathe. His heart was pounding so hard he felt like it was going to beat itself out of his chest. It felt like he was dying. He must have been. And at this point? He would welcome it.

    “Panic attack! I think he is having a panic attack!”

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    Or: the one where Keith and Lance were dating but were not out yet when Lance gets bitten by a love bug and a series of misunderstandings puts Keith in a very bad situation

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    Keith keeps secrets he shouldn't

    Problems happen, it goes to shit

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    Except Keith beat him to the punch, grabbing his sweater and pulling him into a violent kiss the second they were alone. Lance could only gasp as he felt Keith's tongue lick the inside of his mouth, calloused hands now traveling Lance’s torso. Thoes hands made their way down, pushing the pillow that was in Lance's lap onto the floor and grabbing his hips.

    "Fucking asshole," Keith's words were sharp, barley stopping his kisses to speak. "I can't fucking believe you. What if they all heard you?"

    "Hey, you did the same thing!"

    Keith growls louder, "Moaning is not the same as just telling you shit, idiot. At all."

    "It so is, you fucking prick."

    'Mmm... Whatever," Keith grumbled, no longer having the energy to care. They've spent what seemed to be hours teasing, dirty promises being shared between them all night. After all of that, they were more than desperate for one another.

     

    Or, 5k of Klance teasing, and 9k of Klance fucking.

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    The drinks are the only halfway decent thing about this date.

    The date that Keith never wanted to be on in the first place, and only agreed to go on because Lance wouldn't shut the fuck up about Keith being a 'weirdo hermit who's going to die alone and get eaten by his dog'.

    As if Kosmo would eat him.

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