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When transfer student Gotak falls head over heels for the nerdy-popular Seo Juntae, he learns the one rule that makes him completely off-limits: no one can date Juntae until his older brother, Sieun, starts dating.
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No cheese, thanks by realdudexdukefanhereguys
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games), Duke Nukem (Video Game)
20 Aug 2025
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The boys accidentally too much into it and conceive a baby during a vacation. Dude deals with consequences... and cheese.
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A Fallen King by DragoLord19D
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
20 Aug 2025
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Camelot was burning.
Sonic swore under his breath, Galahad squirming in one arm as Lancelot's hand dragged Sonic by the other. "Lance, I've got to go back...”
"Si-Love." The dark knight, apparently unslowed by the arrow still protruding from his chest, spun around with a dark look in his eye. "For once in your life, love. Do as I tell you."
Sonic skidded to a halt, looking back over his shoulder. "My people. Our comrades. We've left everyone!"
"Yes, my love. It is...rather too late. We must live to fight another day." Lancelot's tone was matter-of-fact, even resigned. His expression was anything but. "I pray, please, live. Save our son."
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Sonic stayed a little longer than 3 years in this AU, but once he's forced to go home, will his friends and family recognize him? -
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Olivier Dubois is many things: son, brother, spare, and friend. He can also make things move with his mind. With all the recklessness of your usual dose of teen angst he sets out to 'patrol' the streets at night, saving people from muggings, stopping robberies, and watching, up-close, real Heroes fight the bad guys with all the self-assured confidence afforded to someone with his circumstance. Until, one night's patrol sends him reeling into the arms of a young hero he already admired, and he couldn't escape those hazelnut eyes if he tried. The now-viral encounter catches him in an exhilarating dance with the Hero Agency, the company which controls all things super-power related, and a new terrifying cult made up of scorned heroes and villains. Now, he must fight to keep his head above the chaos-induced fog of it all, alongside falling thoroughly in love with, and courting the affection of, Orion- the leader of a new generation of heroes.
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I suck at summaries! Although Olivier is definitely one of the main characters and the very first Die Young brainchild I created, he will not be the sole focus of the story. PLEASE READ THIS! I swear it will be soooo good. Heed the tags, put yourself first and shit.
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Ethan tries everything to save Benji
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What happens between Benji being shot and them "parting" ways
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Navia and two very special new recruits to Spina Di Rosula bake some macaroons for Aether's return from the stars.
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Imagine the Baldur’s Gate universe as New Orleans in the 1920s–speakeasies, prohibition, flapper girls, well dressed crooks, the bayou, and sweet, sweet jazz.
Astarion Ancunin has been given the chance to become the lawyer for the Szarr family, so that he may defend their bootlegging empire.
Elowyn Prescott, a free-spirited metaphysical shop worker and Bayou native, finds herself wrapped up in a bootlegging conflict between three parties that threatens to swallow the city of Baldur's Gate whole.
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- Part 3 of 1 1/2 Pairs of Red Eyes
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Talking Fontainian Between the Sheets by AlternativeAppellation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Aug 2025
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Navia and Aether are great partners in more ways than one.
The boss of Spina di Rosula speaks her native language in their private moments in a way coldly calculated to drive the Traveler wild.
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- Tabula Rasa –
A blank slate, the concept that the mind acts as a blank slate learning knowledge with no innate knowledge from it at the beginning. With origins from Aristotle and Ancient Greek and linking to the empirical way of gaining knowledge in the world. But, officially, named by John Locke in the 17th Century, this philosophical phenomena was important to development of the mind and other empirical theories on how knowledge was attained and formed in the mind. Many philosophers have added upon his vague discussion of a blank slate mind and one such important one was Avicenna. "The system of education helps to inform the empty mind of the youth."
Of course, he spoke in much more verbose language and, mentally, Druella could not recite what he wrote verbatim like Tom could, but she knew of the theory in its basics.
She saw what Tom was doing with Harry "Hadrian" Evans.
He truly was a blank slate, what with all those missing memories and random appearance. His lack of data and yet, there was something which Dippet could use to enroll him.
He was a puzzling little thing. And like a predator, the Knights wanted to swallow him whole.
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It only took a simple glance. A second long glance to drown Sniper. It suffocated the mercenary, invisible hands around his throat. Squeezing till he was as blue as his shirt.
That damned voice. The slightly stained teeth from decades of smoking. The mismatched red of the balaclava and suit. The scent of his natural hardworking musk obscured by expensive cologne.
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BLU Sniper is obsessed with RED Spy and can't get enough of him.
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Your Accent Is Terrible (I Love It Anyway) by evasmlp
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2025
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Fleur tries to teach Bill French, but his hilariously bad pronunciation turns lessons into flirtation. As their banter deepens, so does their bond, leading to love, laughter, and a life built between two languages. From “tuna monkey” to “je t’aime,” they write their own kind of romance.
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Hello. I watched your performance, and it did not disappoint. I have heard your voice many times over my life, and it remains as radiant as ever. I know we have an unsavory history, but I was simply doing my job. Surely you understand?
“I was simply doing my job,” Furina echoes aloud, scoffing. “For the Fatui!” —She continues on.
By “surely you understand,” I am referring to your masquerade. My Lady, the Lady of Love, seems to hold much respect for you. While I cannot fathom why, I realize you must have done something quite extraordinary to have earned the respect of a God. While you are justified in your fear of me, do understand that it was nothing more than diplomacy. I kept your secret; that should be reason enough to trust me.
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or, furina is having trouble using her vision, and the knave keeps making attempts to befriend her. things couldn’t possibly be worse, but maybe an unlikely friendship is what they both need. -
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Papyrus has spent the last two and a half years on the surface as the official Monster Mascot, and his very important job requires every important assistants! A shame his previous employees haven't been the most kind individuals!
You've spent most of your life riding shot gun. Maybe it's time someone's on your team for once.
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A Papyrus/Reader but him being the mascot of the Monsterkind is taken SUPER seriously and the Reader (you!!) is his brand-new assistant who used to work with really shitty people and is ELATED with how much of a sweetheart Papyrus is, and Papyrus is on his 5th assistant lowkey praying this bitch isn’t racist and is pleasantly surprised.
I proposed this on my Discord (welcome to any of my readers!) and couldn't stop myself from bringing this to life.
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- Part 2 of How To Be A Human Being
- Part 1 of Unsweetened Lemonade
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No Longer Quiet by authorregretseverything
Fandoms: Im Westen nichts Neues | All Quiet on the Western Front - Erich Maria Remarque, All Quiet on the Western Front (1979)
31 Jul 2025
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War was supposed to make us forget who we are. But somewhere between the trenches and the silence, I found something I wasn't meant to. Someone.
Now, far from the front, every step forward feels like defiance. Every quiet moment is borrowed. And somehow, in all this ruin, I’m starting to remember what it means to live.
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Toru learns love by SaplingWoods
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Jul 2025
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Toru Hagakure decided to take French class for her last year in high school, she is regretting it because she keeps failing miserably. She decides one day to ask a fellow classmate to be her tutor, Yuga aoyama. The boy who has been very acting odd ever since half a year ago.
Someone she's seen over the years at school but doesn't know that much about.
But after three days of getting nowhere she is contemplating just giving up on this class and ends up saying something that upsets her tutor.
So she decides to try and buy him a gift as an apology.
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- Part 3 of Ochako Uraraka: Okami no yomi
- Part 2 of Daffodils and amaryllis
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The light in Jean's eyes was familiar this time, and growing more so by the day. Jeremy had been right on the mark with his initial assessment of satisfaction and pride; But if what he saw in Jean stroking over the detail of a brand-new motorbike was hunger? Then the expression faced towards him now was that of a starved man in front of a feast he had zero intentions of sharing. And God, did it look good on him.
Or- Jean is finally allowed to own things, and it's no secret that he's relishing in it. Jeremy happily considers himself one of those things, and indulging his boyfriend's possessive streak gets him railed on Jean's new bike, wearing nothing but Jean's new leather jacket, and professing exactly who he belongs to over and over.
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You are a successful businesswoman from France who moves to Gotham without speaking good English yet, running into Roman Sionis.
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- English
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- 4,612
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Toru learns about Yuga Aoyama by SaplingWoods
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Jul 2025
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Toru Hagakure decided to take French class for her last year in high school, she is regretting it because she keeps failing miserably. She decides one day to ask a fellow classmate to be her tutor, Yuga aoyama.
Someone she's seen over the years at school but doesn't know that much about.
But after three days of getting nowhere she is contemplating just giving up on this class and ends up saying something that upsets her tutor.
So she decides to try and buy him a gift as an apology.
(This is the non a/b/o version and will have different events and changes compared to the other one because of that)
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- Part 1 of Daffodils and amaryllis
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“I don’t think I understand what you're saying,” Midas looked and sounded completely exhausted,
“I’m trying to tell you I’m- Merde, “ Montague sighed and brought his hand to his face before composing himself again and looking the man in his golden eye. “I’m in love with you, Midas. And I know there’s something you're not telling me, but I don’t care, I can’t anymore.”
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When the stranger arrived at Grand Glacier he looked like a god—even if he insisted he wasn’t one. Montague doesn't give out his help freely—But if this stranger can save Valeria… So be it, he’ll put up with him, but never more.