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    Techno barely heard the door to his room open. (Screw you, past him, for forgetting to lock it.) He doesn't dare to look up from the blanket, presently the only thing helping him save face.

    “Are you dying in there?” a raspy voice—one evidently belonging to someone who just woke up—asks.

    It's more of a fact than a question to Techno. Perhaps he really is dying, but that wouldn't be very on brand of him.

    Somewhere in the recesses of his mind, Techno registers his name being called by his brother, Wilbur.

     

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    It's a sick night for Techno. Wilbur finds him just in time.

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #25: 'Sleepless Nights'
    AI-less Whumptober prompt #23: 'fever, passing out' "Hey!? Stay with me, okay!?"
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    "This is amazing as fuck!" he hears in the distance, a scream echoing in his eardrums.

    Wilbur shouts as they enter a giant loop, which is a devastatingly accurate replica of the current state of Techno’s intestines.

    “Wil-” the pinkette gets cut off by a sudden increase in speed as they start to descend from the highest peak of the roller coaster. Everything is happening too quickly for his brain to make sense of it.

    He's getting dizzy. This is terrible. Only senile human beings find this entertaining. (Wilbur is one of them.)

     

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    Wilbur and Techno ride a roller coaster. Only one of them has a good time.

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #8: 'Roller Coasters'
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    The first time Wilbur braided Techno's hair was when they were meager ages of five and nine.

    His brother had been much smaller than he remembers, and without a single uttered word of refusal, he let Wilbur braid his hair. Wilbur had tucked a lily behind his ear then—one that was the colour of the creeping dawn, and the scent of early morning dew on the humid bark of the tree they'd built a tiny fort on.

    And never, not even once did he think that that would become a tradition between him and his brother.

     

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    Three times Wilbur braided Techno's hair, and one time he did it for the last time.

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #31: 'Braids & Flowers'
    Angstober prompt #17: "Shhh..."
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    Unfortunately, Wilbur's mean glares and cold responses are only a couple of things that float in his vast, never-ending ocean of problems.

    The sudden upsurge of the voices lingering in his head doesn't usually occur in school. When it does so happen that his luck betrays him without remorse, it would be in the bathroom or behind the school parking lot dumpsters where no one will hear or care when he starts to scream.

    But today, the voices have been clouding his head the moment he stepped into the classroom.

     

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    The voices in Techno's head get particularly loud and the only person around is Wilbur, his seatmate that hates his guts (or so he thought).

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #13: 'Hearing Voices'
    Angstober prompt #30: 'Nothing Else To Tell You'
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    Something jolts him awake. Surprisingly, that something is riddled with promising warmth. He lets out a small whine. He doesn't find the thought of opening his eyes particularly favourable right now.

    “Can you hear me?” someone asks beyond the static ringing in his ears. “If you can hear me, can you open your eyes?”

    Techno manages to find a bit of strength in him to squint his eyes open. Everything is blurry, he can feel icicles hanging from his eyelashes like butterfly cocoons. Yet, a silhouette forms in his vision. He focuses on a brown-haired man kneeling in front of him. His gaze is distraught and concerned, and Techno couldn't be bothered to wonder why.

     

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    Nether-born Techno is stuck in the snowy parts of the Overworld.

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #29: 'Nether to Overworld Immigration'
    AI-less Whumptober prompt #9: 'Hypothermia' "You look pretty pale."
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    "You're not planning on blowing up our kitchen, are you?"

    "The chances are slightly above average." Wilbur conceals a smirk.

    "What the heck is that supposed to mean?"

    "Help me not let my potatoes burst in the oven.”

    “Your potatoes do what in the oven!?” Techno’s eyes widen in bewilderment.

     

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    Sleepovers, matching bracelets, baked potatoes, and sand. And maybe a bit of explosions here and there.

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #10: 'Baked Potatoes at 3AM'
    Platonic Flufftober prompt #19: 'Best Friends Forever', Friendship Bracelets
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    "Glorious, you haven't been tainted yet. I have decided you shall be my Queen and on the night of heat we shall complete the coupling bond" the alphas were silent for a second before they started cheering and the celebration gained a whole new life and meaning. He blinked and sat there for a minute until his face flushed "WHAT!?".

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    Omega children are sent away to a community in the middle of the woods and after 9 years the community gets attacked by Alpha's, Techno lade being the alpha leader and Wilbur being one of the omegas captured. Techno took a liking to Wilbur and now Wilbur is thrust into a World of unknown as he has to decide if he wants to escape or become the Alpha leaders Queen.

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    He gets cut off by a road bump, it rattles the whole minivan and he has no other choice but to grudgingly lean on the door.

    His immune system didn't like that.

    Techno looks away and lets out a deep breath as soon as the path turned into something much smoother, much easier to deal with.

    Wilbur stares at him. The roughness of the concrete beneath the gyrating wheels of the vehicle doesn't seem to affect him that much. “You seem pale,” he narrows his eyes. “Aww, are you getting carsick?”

    “Shut up,” Techno groans, folding his knees against his chest. If Wilbur doesn't stop being irritating, he will vomit all over him out of spite or something.

     

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    Techno gets carsick and Wilbur tries his best to care for him.

     

    Sicktember prompt #29: 'Sick On A Roadtrip' with twinsduo

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    Wilbur did not expect for his patient to be a boy child, trembling and looking at him with fearful eyes. He wondered what had happened for him to be this terrified. His unevenly-cut hair is a shade of pale pink similar to the flushing of his fingertips, there is a scar that runs through his cheek, stopping at his jaw.

    “Hello,” Wilbur settles on saying, not moving a muscle just yet. He does not know this child, and this child does not know him. It’s best to proceed with caution like he was instructed.

    The piglin boy doesn’t respond. Wilbur could even say that he had made the situation worse, because he curled into himself and broke eye contact.

     

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    Wilbur's first case at a facility that houses piglins that are unable to zombify in the Overworld is a boy who is extremely terrified of this place and the people in it.

     

    Prompt: special facility to re-habilitate/take in certain creatures takes in an especially troublesome case

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    Wilbur prepared himself to greet Technoblade, but only a confused noise came out of him the moment he laid his eyes on the piglin. He looked..different.

    Not in a bad way, but in a very eccentric, out-of-character way. Hell, he had the ears of a bunny! Had he missed Halloween? Is this what this is? Are they all playing dress-up now? If so, Wilbur would have very much preferred if someone had actually told him.

    “Nice outfit?” the older settles on instead. “It's January.”

     

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    Wilbur gets transported to the Origins SMP and meets bunny hybrid Techno. They both get pretty confused quickly.

     

    Prompt: isekai au

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    “I forgot to ask, are you alright?” Tommy says, leaning against the elevator wall and studying Wilbur with a worried frown. “That was probably pretty intense for you. I’m used to teaming up with Techno, we’ve both done this kind of thing a lot.”

    “You’re bleeding,” Wilbur says instead of answering, leaning over to wipe shakily at the crimson streaking down the side of Tommy’s nose.

    Tommy shrugs. “I think Dream clipped me with his knife on the way out. No big deal.”

    No big deal, Wilbur thinks hysterically. Just got a minor knife wound whilst escaping from the headquarters of a murderous secret society. No big deal.

     

    or, a DSMP Starless Sea AU, featuring bees, keys, swords, magic doors, psychic books, and Wilbur Soot collecting siblings like Pokémon cards.

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    It pulls with alarming strength now, knocking Techno off balance. His feet have left the ground before he even has a chance to process, and he tumbles in a nauseating somersault through what he can only describe as a glimpse of the universe.

    Darkness of the void, light of the stars, colours beyond his eyes, sounds of past, present and future, warmth of life and smell of death, everything at once and nothing at all.

    And then he throws up.

    It’s not much, just a nasty feeling and a reminder that he’s consumed nothing but cheerios. There are voices - bodies around him. Techno looks up as they approach, too dazed to do anything more than stare.

    One man stepping up closest to Techno is dressed in white and gold robes and looks around his age. His eyes are a pure, glossy blue, and he has a head of brown curls and a bright smile. Also a pair of brown wings at his back.

    “Welcome to the Antarctic Empire, vagrant soul! Breathe deeply, you’ve come a long way,” he greets like a Skyrim NPC - with a British accent.

    Or: Techno was just trying to survive college when he suddenly gets isekai'd - because Wilbur was not prepared for responsibility.

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    Wilbur never expected to find a family
    He never expected to have many friends
    He never expected to have a clone
    He never expected to be sent to maximum security prison for a crime he didn't commit
    And he definitely didn’t expect to become friends with a child and a prison gang while serving his time

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    “Your sentence will be much lighter if you plead guilty,”

    Wilbur looked back up at whats-her-face, doing his best not to make a rude face at her. His mind was racing, he had to convince her that it couldn't have been him in that warehouse. But how the hell was he supposed to act innocent while being accused of murder?

    After he didn’t respond she continued, “with that circulating in your head, I’m going to ask you one last time, what were you doing on March 28th?”

    He sighed inwardly. “I already told you, I was fucking eating Oreos!”

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    Wilbur and Techno have identical DNA, because cloning, and Wilbur gets arrested because Techno got his blood on a crime scene. Chaos ensues.

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    While decorating the house, Wilbur finds the perfect string of Christmas lights that would lead to some fun with his boyfriend.

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    Wilbur ties Techno with lights that burn and they both get off on that. Wilbur also used aphrodisiacs on him.

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    All of Stronghold had been able to see the convoy for hours now. Since morning a slow, messy line had steadily moved closer to them. So long that it extended towards the mountains many miles south.
    Soon they would be close enough to make out the people themselves, carrying their flags high in the air, victorious.

    And Wilbur's brother at the very front, leading.

    ~♔~

    Or, Wilbur has not seen Technoblade in close to a year, hundreds of miles of snow and ice between them. Their reunion should have been a happy one, but his twin's behavior is a cause for concern.

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    “I'm sending you to the living realm and you two will remain there, without me or my help, until I deem you responsible enough to come back.” As Phil finishes, his children look at each other with wide eyes.

    “When- when will you come for us?” Techno's voice sounds so small that Phil is tempted to retract his punishment right then and there, but- no, his children won't be spoiled. Clearly, he's rescinded far too many punishments in the past, protected them from too many consequences. It's time for them to learn.

    “When you've stopped all the foolish fighting and can have a fucking conversation without being at each other's throats,” Phil snaps, sick to death of the war between his sons. Techno and Wilbur blink, the temple silent. Wilbur swallows hard.

    “But Dad-”

    “My word is final,” Phil interrupts, leaning back and picking up his cold tea. “I will see you two in more favorable circumstances.” His heart hurts at the way Wilbur looks like he'll cry, at how terrified Techno seems. But this will be good for them. He knows it will.

    Phil snaps his fingers and his children vanish before they can speak again.

    ~

    OR, twins duo gets stuck on earth and suffer.

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    I could tell that the project would go downhill before it even began.
    For one, Wilbur was going to be my partner. And that was reason enough for its downfall.

    “You’ll do great,” Phil had said, “You can learn from each other, trust me-you both have amazing potential.”

    *** OR

    Technoblade has to work with Wilbur on an English project. Techno is known for his aloofness and lack of social skills. Wilbur is a charismatic and mischievous troublemaker, always seeking attention and causing disruptions in class.

    Can you tell how difficult this would be?

    AN_
    So, I've decided I want this to be good.
    I'm going to work on it inshallah, and when the new one is done, I'll make it a series with this one.

    Same plot, I'll just work on it more

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    Wilbur waved faintly, and they were gone. Once Wilbur and Techno left, Phil shot Puffy a concerned look.

    "Something is seriously wrong there." He whispered, staring at the door where they'd been standing moments before. They didn't look anything like the bright, happy twins that he'd seen on TV.

    "Maybe they're just nervous." Puffy replied, knowing Phil was right, but hoping deep down that they weren't as broken as they seemed. It made her sick to think about. "Nerves are normal before tournaments, right?" Puffy's eyes shot over to the teens sitting across from her. They all had the exact same tournament, and none were as petrified as Wilbur and Techno.

    "Those black-eyes don't come from ballet, Puff." Phil insisted. Puffy bit her lip. She knew he was right.

    OR

    Wilbur and Techno are ballet prodigies living in an abusive home. They meet Phil, healing ensues.

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    You get born to this world with two hearts beating through you, every child is told at one point in their life. The one in your chest and the one you have to find in another person. Yours and theirs are connected, for as long as either will live. Your own, special person.

    It’s not as easy as that, Techno thought to himself. The piglin brute hybrid was sitting calmly in one of the many seating areas around the base he built with his own hands. He had no reason to worry, it was quiet, good. And yet he soothed his own wrist, willing for the flutter of the pulse to die down. It worked slowly, as always, the heartbeat jumping more erratically than a spooked off rabbit. But just like the fluffy creature, it finally settled under Techno’s perseverance. The pink haired man smiled softly when he felt a delicate sensation of the fingertips of another on his wrist. Apology for freaking out, a small thank you for the help.

    It was not easy at all.

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    Or: Villain Technoblade and civilian Wilbur heartbeat soulmates au. Not much more to add :D

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