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    HELP WANTED:

    Have you ever wanted to attend a party with Piltover's elite? do you own a suit and bathe regularly? If so, you're in luck. I am seeking a date to C*ssandra K*ramman's annual new years gala. I would like to make it as unpleasant an experience as possible. Must be willing to pretend to be in a relationship with me. I am a lesbian. Minimal PDA acceptable. Ideally seeking a gay man so this is miserable for both of us. Free food and drink provided.

    SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.

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    04 Dec 2024

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    There were few places in this realm that Aeron Bracken grew nervous to step foot.

    A backroom in a Riverlands brothel with Davos Blackwood was definitely one of them.

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    "Will you ever preserve?
    Will you ever exhume?
    Will you watch petals shed from flowers in bloom?
    Nothing can live up to promise, nothing can stop its narrative
    Nothing in place of catalysts and you'll never be pure again"

    Or: Davos Blackwood and Aeron Bracken think they know their places. They are wrong.

    Or or: Other people make different decisions, and Davos and Aeron pay the price.

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    11 Jul 2024

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    “Braids?”

    Davos’ lip curled merrily as he hooked a tendril of Aeron’s hair from his crown. He wound it lazily around one finger, and Aeron tried to ignore how the others brushed infinitesimally quickly against his cheekbone. He was almost nose to nose with the Blackwood boy, and although the rational part of his mind was screaming that he should be putting his dagger to use, his muscles seemed to have lost their connection to his brain. Just as he was beginning to process what was happening, Davos let go (although not before giving the strand a small, but painful, tug) and patted Aeron, almost companionably, on the cheek.

     

    Slow-ish burn (I don’t know where I’m going to take this, but those three minutes of screen time are to blame)

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    10 Jul 2024

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    Sanji scowls behind his sunglasses. He’s draped in heat, under an umbrella in a bright patterned shirt, large waffle with a dollop of melting whipped cream and a coffee-stained mug on the table in front of him. Further out on the patio, a whole group of screaming kids jump into the pool in sonorous succession.

    “Relaxing is a scam.”

    Zoro gives him one of those multilayered grumpy looks.

    “It’s fraudulent. We’ve been defrauded.”

    ~~~

    Zoro and Sanji go undercover at a fancy resort to take on a mysterious enemy. What could go wrong?

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    23 Oct 2023