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    Otherwise Titled: How Percy Became A Youtube Sensation When All He wanted To Do Was Test Leo's New Phone And Talk About Whales

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    08 Jul 2025

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    There is a new app out called TikGod and the campers take full advantage

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    08 Jul 2025

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    Slade Wilson was not expecting his assignment to go so terribly wrong. A trafficking ring was supposed to be a piece of cake to disassemble. The idiots working here shouldn't be smart enough to capture him.

    He also wasn't expecting Drake to jump down from the rafters to save him.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    Percy Jackson is on a mission for his third quest to get a letter of recommendation for college. When his aunt Hestia comes to him with the strange request to be the leading therapist for the Olympian gods and extended families, he hesitates. In the end, he takes the quest to save his aunt, save as many people pain as he can, and get out some of his justified rage at some of their decisions.

    He could never have seen the rest coming, featuring gods bonding, family healing, and Percy Jackson somehow at the center of it all.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    With the invention of phones, the invention of group chats, was, perhaps, all but inevitable.
    This was, arguably, the first.

    Or: The Second Generation are chaotic bastards. Except for Ares and Hephaestus. They're just chaotic. The Second Generation are also very good at enabling each other's first impulses. The constant running commentary and chaotic whims of the peanut gallery will surely have no effect on sweet young Percy Jackson. No effect. None whatsoever.
    Also, Mars and Mercury are here. Who invited them? Seriously though, who invited them, I have no idea how they happened.

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    06 Jul 2025