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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    “You can’t hear me?” Crowley asked again, slowing down his words.

    “Not even a bit,” the angel confirmed cheerfully. “But if you keep speaking slowly enough, I’ll certainly have more success. I’m sure I’ll get a better hang on lip reading in due time!”

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    Or, Aziraphale is deaf. This changes he and Crowley's relationship throughout the ages.

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    16 Sep 2025

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    But instead of continuing with explaining why Superman was urgently summoned to Gotham on a seemingly normal Thursday evening, Bruce stopped working on the computer, staring up at Clark with that scowling mask. He stood suddenly and pulled down his cowl, revealing the pain-filled eyes it hid.

    Clark took an automatic step towards his friend. “Bruce–”

    “I need you to swear it. Swear to me, Kal, that you will never mention this again. No one can know about this.”

    No, this wasn’t anything remotely close to an ordinary mission. Bruce was scared and struggling to hide it. His heart rate might be forced into a steady rhythm through sheer willpower and meditative breathing but his eyes…they hadn’t been so open and vulnerable in a long time.

     

    Whumptober Day 30

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    08 Sep 2025

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    A (mostly) Reverse Robin AU, a Court of Owls AU, Dick is the youngest, but actually not

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    Dick was the first Robin (of course), but was kidnapped after staying with Bruce for four years. Then came Damian (now a uni student), Tim (currently the sad one), and Jason (he's the happy one).

    And then one day:
    "Batman, the Court of Owls has sentenced you to die."

    This work is completed and does not require prior readings of any other works in the series.

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    07 Sep 2025

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    Jason wasn’t all that happy about spending his night cleaning up someone else’s mess, and usually, he wouldn’t bother. Especially messes that forced him to work with the Bats. Especially messes that his predecessor got himself into. But as it was… well, Tim never called him. Never directly, anyway. And never unless it was important.

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    Dick disappears in the middle of patrol one night, and all they manage to turn up is his dead body and no leads.

    So when Dick Grayson, significantly more dead than before, shows up on Jason's doorstep, he's at a bit of a loss.

    Talon!Dick Grayson meets the Outlaws fic.

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    04 Sep 2025

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    “Calm down,” Aizawa murmured, his voice low and soothing. “You’re safe here.”

    'Safe?!' Izuku thought wildly, his ears flattening again as he stared up at the two pro heroes, who were now watching him with curiosity and concern. 'How am I supposed to be calm when I’m literally in the house of two pro heroes?!'

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    Izuku has a quirk that allows him to turn into a cat, but as of now...He's kind of stuck like this, like a cat, for /months/. It's fine, though, it means that now he can't be chased by Eraser-Head! After months of running away from that man, he would never suspect he was a cat! He thought he cheated the system, except that being a cat—a kitten—is harder than being a human. And so he got pretty roughed up when a rock was thrown at him, and many other things piled up the same way snow or trash piles up on the street.

    After an altercation with a dog that left him on the brink of death, a cat dragged him to the house of a human
    Out of all the faces on this planet, why Aizawa's?

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    31 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Aizawa’s cats are so kind and so wise, their advice made me cry (Ch 7-8)