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    Harry gets hit by a killing curse and instead of dying travels to a different reality where he is the bratty husband of the Minister of Magic Tom Riddle. Harry realizes that his husband actually hates him and can barely tolerate his scandalous and petty behaviour and married him only for political connections with the Potter family. That's all good since he doesn't like Riddle either. Tom, on the other hand, is confused by his pureblood husband's new and strange behaviour.

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    19 May 2024

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    Ch 13

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    Tom and Harry grow up together, but Slytherin politics drive them apart. In a scheme to save their friendship, Tom drags Harry to tag along on a pureblood holiday getaway to the South Pacific---right in the middle of a warzone.

    The story goes like this: a yacht, a sea mine, and six teenage boys stranded on an uncharted island. A fight for survival as hierarchies shatter and supplies run out. Monstrous horrors stirring in the shadows of the jungle. Conflict, violence, and cruelty. Death.

    For Tom and Harry to survive, each must make a choice. Will they choose each other? Or will their ideals and ambitions separate them forever?

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    07 Oct 2025

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    Ch 9- super awesome story

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    Being a once-in-a-decade soulmark bearer wasn't always Harry's idea of a blessing. A soulmate to love and cherish was all well and good, but he couldn't help feeling the destined enemy part of the deal was a lousy tradeoff.

    Cedric Diggory was the most wonderful boy to ever live; he was intelligent, loyal, handsome, and so deeply charming that it gave Harry a stomach ache.

    Tom Riddle made him sick for very different reasons; he was an arrogant, two-faced weasel, one seemingly addicted to making Harry miserable. With both boy’s names scrawled across his wrists, Harry’s choice in soulmate couldn’t have been easier.

    But as the years go by, and the line between what he feels and what he knows begins to blur, the words 'soulmate' and 'enemy' start to feel more similar than Harry could have ever imagined.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    Ch11

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    When Harry Potter proposes to Ginny Weasley after an on and off relationship spanning five years, the last thing he expects is to be broken up with for the sake of Ginny's career ambitions. While most people would have a good cry and get on with life, Harry decides he's not ready to give up. If sophistication is what Ginny wants, then sophistication is what Harry will deliver. And who better to help him with some good old-fashioned self-improvement than his old classmate, ex-friend, and unrequited crush, Tom Riddle, or as he's known these days, Lord Slytherin.

    "I know it’s an unusual request—” Harry started.

    “I’ll do it,” Tom interrupted, resting his hand over Harry’s, their ring fingers overlapping. “I’ll make a husband out of you, Harry.”

    “You will?” Harry asked, guarded hope fluttering in his chest.

    “Of course,” Tom promised, flashing a charming smile.

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    30 Jan 2025

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    Ch 4

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    After Prom, as Bella chooses to stay with Edward inspite of the warning sent through Jacob, Billy Black grows increasingly concerned, writes a letter to a wizard he met once in the '70s—a bloke named Sirius Black with a motorcycle, a bad attitude, and a theory about ancient family magic. He wasn't sure he would even get a reply. Especially not from a magical, immortal, emotionally unavailable godson.

    When the letter meant for Sirius ends up at the dusty doorstep of Grimmauld Place, Harry—traumatized, retired, and very much done with wizard drama—decides to answer . He heads to Forks, Washington to do a favour for Sirius's long lost relative: keep an eye on some girl dating a vampire.

    What he doesn’t expect is for one dangerously intense vampire named Jasper Hale to takes one look at Harry and short-circuit.

    Congrats, Harry. You’ve just been mate-bonded to a vampire. Damn his Potter luck.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Ch12

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