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    “You’re the clumsiest excuse for a servant I’ve ever met!” Uther bellowed across the room, and everyone looked nervously at Merlin.

    “Yes, Arthur says I have the elegance of a newborn lamb.”

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    Merlin becomes Uther’s manservant for a week.

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    07 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Arthur has bad handwriting, so bad that only Merlin can read it. This causes problems. Many of them, in fact.

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    06 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    Uther is a menace, and that somehow gets taken out on Merlin. So Merlin makes pretty rocks with his magic to hide in Arthur’s room to confuse him. Arthur actually loves them.

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    05 Aug 2025

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    „M-Merlin?“, Gaius stammered, sounding like he was on the verge of a heart attack.
    „Yes?“, asked Merlin, puzzled.
    Gaius nearly fell off his chair.
    „Merlin, I can’t see you!“, he shouted.
    „What do you mean you can’t see me? I‘m right here“, Merlin replied. „Maybe you need to get your glasses checked, they aren’t working properly.“
    „Merlin, look down at your hands!“
    Merlin did. Or rather he tried. Because he found that he couldn’t look at his own hands because there were no hands to look at. His hands were still there because he could feel them and one of them was holding up his spoon. It was just that they weren’t there.

    Or: Merlin turns himself invisible by accident and finally gets to see Arthur freaking out about him missing in all his emotionally constipated glory.

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    05 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Why didn’t Arthur ever give Merlin a day off?

    It was a question he was frequently asked. He argued that there were various reasons why he didn't like giving Merlin days off.

    But when Merlin collapses in his chambers one day, he decides that perhaps... it was time for a change.

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    "Merlin," Arthur said. "You're relieved from your duties."

    "What?" Merlin's eyes bulged.

    He felt Merlin’s stunned gaze on him and resisted a smirk. Oh, he was loving all of Merlin’s confounded expressions. Those were going to fuel him for the next five years.

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    04 Aug 2025