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    You are a little soul carrying around a corpse by

    Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston  

    10 Nov 2023

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    PRESIDENT’S SON AND PRINCE OF ENGLAND FALL IN SOUL SLEEP AT IDENTICAL TIMES

    Yesterday at exactly 12:23 PM in Austin, TX, Alex Claremont-Diaz faints while giving a speech to young voters. At 6:23 PM in London, Prince Henry collapses into his brother’s arms at Queen Mary’s 80th birthday celebration. Watch these two clips of Alex Claremont-Diaz and Prince Henry side by side and see for yourself! The whole world is left wondering: coincidence or soulmates?

     

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    Meeting your soulmate starts with a tug and ends with an ultimatum: a Soul Sleep. The rules are simple. You fall into a coma together until you get your shit together.

    Surprising no one, it takes a substantially long time for Alex and Henry to get their shit together.

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    Three's Family by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    22 Oct 2022

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    It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.

    (This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)

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    “Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.

    “There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”

    “How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”

    “Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.

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    Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.to/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
    中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.to/works/49899721

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    04 Jul 2025

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    The Gothic Haunting of Tim Drake-Wayne by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom  

    06 Jul 2025

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    Tim Drake-Wayne has his hands full. Balancing his vigilante work as Red Robin, leadership responsibilities at Wayne Enterprises, and advocating for legal protections for the JLA has put a strain on his personal life. He doesn't have one.

    Danny Fenton has spent the last ten years of his life rejecting what he has become. After his ascension as the Ancient of Balance and endowment as King of the Infinite Realms, Danny has clung to the vestiges of his humanity.

    After one casual night, Danny and Tim's fates intertwine. This sets them on a path that could change everything they know about themselves and the very nature of the universe.

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    28 Jun 2025

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    Steph + Peter = Stepheter by for FromDustReturned

    Fandoms: DCU, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    18 Jun 2025

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    Peter Parker has a secret. 
    And no–it’s not that one. Or that other one. Or the suspiciously spider-shaped one. 
    No: this secret has no shape at all. 

    Stop being dramatic. 

    Ah. There’s the secret. 

    Dude, seriously?

    The really annoying, shapeless secret that haunts Peter's night and day and dreams and—

    If you don't stop, I’m going to shave off your eyebrows and wash your stupid suit with May’s whites and then you’ll have to explain why all her sheets are pink again—

    —And anyway, point being, there's a teenage girl that lives in Peter's brain, and the whole thing is far less weird than whatever you are picturing.

     

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    Peter and Steph share a soul. Across dimensions. It's really not as complicated as it seems.
    (Five outside perspectives of Stepheter and one time something different happened.)

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    23 Jun 2025

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    Mercy by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types  

    07 Jul 2025

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    Red Hood finds Peter, naked and afraid, fresh from the Lazarus Pits. What's a guy to do? Not adopt the sassy, meta child? Think again!

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    23 Jun 2025