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Secondo becomes rather interested in you, a lovely dancer he spies across the club. Unfortunately it seems that you already have a master…
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When Nihil raised you from the dead you didn’t come back right. Hidden in the archives, the Ministry has all but forgotten about his rotten little miracle.
That is until a chance meeting with Papa Emeritus IV.
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Copia needs to get married. You’re going to be shipped off to England. As best friends, you come up with a plan. Surely nothing can go wrong?
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you decide to participate in the monstrance clock ritual.
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Perpetua is in a rut. He needs your help.
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Now We Pirouette In Fields of Rosy Sin by textsfromhannibal
Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band)
22 Oct 2025
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In a world where humans have no hope of competing on an even economic playing field with immortals, they've still got one resource they can leverage--their living blood. You're a sweet girl, just trying to get by, when a rather awkward vampire seeks shelter from the rain inside the human-geared pet store where you work. Maybe it's the way you smell, or maybe it's the way he courts you like he's terrified you're going to skip town--but a few days later, you find yourself the kept human pet of one Copia Emeritus, head of the Satanic Ministry. There's just one little problem... you're scared to be bitten.
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Bookmarked by Avocado
21 Oct 2025
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Copia and Secondo bang a lot and fall in love. Enjoy
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14 Oct 2025
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"It was undeniably, inarguably, most definitely fucked up. You had never meant for it to get this far - really. It had just been a mistake, and not even your own at that, just a stupid slip-up that had sparked something sick and wicked right in the pit of your stomach."
AKA: Whilst harbouring a secret crush you use your boss’ last name without him knowing. (I know nothing about tax returns or identity fraud, deal with it.)
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25 Jul 2025
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Fiddling Around by Lacroixlvr
Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band), Repugnant (Band), Clark The Series
22 Jun 2025
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Finally the Fucking Fiddler gets some love. This became way more of a story than I started the idea with but yes, Tobias Forge's no-name Fiddler who gets the crap beat out of him now has a name. It's Gustav and you two meet after said beating. I hope you enjoy as I promised I'd do this insanity and here it is on Midsomer Weekend.
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15 Jul 2025
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*Enemies to Lovers inspired by the Year Zero music video.*
You've recently been promoted to the role of Imperatrix under the reign of Papa Emeritus II. But what happens when you despise the man you'll be serving and the job promised to you isn’t what you expected? Has dark magic already sealed your fate inside the Ministry's walls or will you carve your own path forward?
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11 Jul 2025