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Lovemaking was one thing. One very good thing since you had met Secondo Emeritus.
Masturbating, well that was, as always, an entirely different story - one which Secondo intends to help you rewrite.Series
- Part 28 of Ghost Kinktober 2025
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29 Oct 2025
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Now We Pirouette In Fields of Rosy Sin by textsfromhannibal
Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band)
22 Oct 2025
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In a world where humans have no hope of competing on an even economic playing field with immortals, they've still got one resource they can leverage--their living blood. You're a sweet girl, just trying to get by, when a rather awkward vampire seeks shelter from the rain inside the human-geared pet store where you work. Maybe it's the way you smell, or maybe it's the way he courts you like he's terrified you're going to skip town--but a few days later, you find yourself the kept human pet of one Copia Emeritus, head of the Satanic Ministry. There's just one little problem... you're scared to be bitten.
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21 Oct 2025
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Copia and Secondo bang a lot and fall in love. Enjoy
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14 Oct 2025
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"It was undeniably, inarguably, most definitely fucked up. You had never meant for it to get this far - really. It had just been a mistake, and not even your own at that, just a stupid slip-up that had sparked something sick and wicked right in the pit of your stomach."
AKA: Whilst harbouring a secret crush you use your boss’ last name without him knowing. (I know nothing about tax returns or identity fraud, deal with it.)
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25 Jul 2025
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Fiddling Around by Lacroixlvr
Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band), Repugnant (Band), Clark The Series
22 Jun 2025
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Finally the Fucking Fiddler gets some love. This became way more of a story than I started the idea with but yes, Tobias Forge's no-name Fiddler who gets the crap beat out of him now has a name. It's Gustav and you two meet after said beating. I hope you enjoy as I promised I'd do this insanity and here it is on Midsomer Weekend.
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15 Jul 2025
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*Enemies to Lovers inspired by the Year Zero music video.*
You've recently been promoted to the role of Imperatrix under the reign of Papa Emeritus II. But what happens when you despise the man you'll be serving and the job promised to you isn’t what you expected? Has dark magic already sealed your fate inside the Ministry's walls or will you carve your own path forward?
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11 Jul 2025
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You've lived your entire life in the shadow of the Satanic Ministry's New England campus -- the cathedral in the woods where the damned gather to worship their Dark God. Still, you've never had a strong opinion about it one way or the other, until a scourge from your family's past threatens you and one of the Clergy members comes to your defense. Primo Emeritus has devoted his life to the worship of Lucifer, he wears more makeup than you do, and he's old enough to be your grandfather -- but the more you get to know him, the more you realize that this may be a match made in Hell.
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- Part 2 of All Else Are Castles Built in the Air
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09 Jul 2025
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Mountain is rutting, and you're in the wrong place at just the right time.
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12 Jun 2025
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Mountain shares you with the other ghouls. An unexpected guest appears.
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12 Jun 2025
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Your favorite visitors were, of course, the Papas. Whenever you heard them enter the other side of the booth, your heart would race. It truly was an honor to be able to please them. They didn't come by often, but when they did, you knew you were in for a good time.
[ Glory hole fic, each chapter a different Papa. Gender neutral pronouns, AFAB reader. ]
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11 Jun 2025
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Father Primo Emeritus, having faked his death for the Ghost project, has spent the past several years as the head of a tiny Satanic church in a crumbling small town. A former resident of that town approaches him with an offer: human sacrifice to try to fix a few things in the world. As a bonus, with such a sacrifice, he could ask Satan to make his own world a little less lonely in his last few years.
Primo doesn't have any problem with human sacrifice. But as he coaches Eden towards the ritual, he does find himself reluctant for other reasons. But there are many ways to take a life...
Sacrifice-to-lovers (let's make this a thing Ghost fandom) involving slightly dubiously consensual D/s, kinky sex, a risotto-cooking ghoul, family of origin versus family of choice, and how no matter where you go you can't escape yourself—but sometimes, if you're lucky, you can find someone to love you exactly where you are.
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- Part 1 of Life After Life
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01 Jun 2025
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Curious circumstances and a questionable curse from your childhood led you to becoming the resident artist of the local Satanic Church – and a sinister night you’d rather forget. Years later, you’re presented with another chance at proving your artistic worth. Only this time, you’re kind of falling for the awkward anti-pope who sits for you and he is oddly interested in the intricacies of your past that you’re so desperately trying to hide.
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27 May 2025
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There's a thick smell in the air. It's almost delightfully pungent, and he'd brush it off as just your sweat but this smells different. He can’t even spare the bandwidth to feel hurt you didn’t say hi before heading to bed, all of his focus is zeroed in on that scent. Now normally, he doesn’t dare go into your room while you sleep, but that fragrance is so tempting.
Aka, Krobus gets enthralled by the smell of monster musk and can't keep himself away from you.
This fic is from Krobus' perspective and is heavy on scent kinks and oral fixation, and I know that's not for everyone so I'm just making it clear that those two tags are not to be taken lightly.
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23 Nov 2024
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Modern AU
With your final year of higher education now approaching, you decide to look for someone to blow off steam with, just to clear your mind. You’re not expecting much, save for a good time.
What you don’t certainly don’t expect us to set off a chain of events that will change your life forever.
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08 Apr 2024
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It doesn't really matter who you are or how you got here. What matters is that you, apparently, were a dud as far as experiments go, and Mother Miranda has grown tired and impatient when it comes to spending time on imperfect and unready subjects.
But she has an idea on how to produce the perfect candidate -- all she needs is two infected test subjects of the opposite sex and nine months. Now that you've entered the picture, it all seems to be coming together.
Too bad neither you nor Heisenberg are willing to play along.
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ok look i know the premise is fucked up but i promise this is going somewhere and is kind of a 'straw the breaks the camels back' scenario as far as cowboy magneto's loyalty to goth birb aunt goes.
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- Part 1 of Buttercup
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13 Feb 2024
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Living in the city had muted your druidic powers, cut you off. That all had changed, in your journey across Faerûn. Something inside of you had cracked open - letting nature and instinct sink in.
And in spite of the feelings now burning inside you - you don’t know what it means to celebrate the Solstice. Luckily for you… Halsin is there to help you through your first.
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21 Jan 2024
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You notice Halsin is troubled lately, and while nothing could really prepare you for what he actually needs to clear his head, you're certainly here for the experience.
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18 Jan 2024
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Set post-game.
You tell Halsin to let go, and let his primal urges take over. He tells you to hide from him, to let him stalk you like a predator.
It ends up exactly as you’d expect.
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- Part 22 of Baldur’s Gate Kinktober 2023
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06 Jan 2024
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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14 Aug 2023
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the everyman's romance by cakecakecake
Fandom: Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
29 Apr 2023
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sometimes you're thirty when you decide to give college a try.
juliana comes to naranja academy in search of adventure, the pursuit of knowledge, and in hopes of finding connections with people and pokémon that she can treasure for the rest of her life.
she doesn't expect to fall for the most unassuming man in the country.
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03 Jan 2023