BunniDragon

" La vida apesta, así que ***__ᗷє__ 𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢,*** ~~𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤~~ ᶜᵒᶠᶠᵉᵉ



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    TheChosenOne: today I woke up late, got a Pokémon that hated me, got a phone from mew, found out I’m the chosen one, whatever that means, got attacked by a whole flock of spearow, earned my starters respect, maybe, fell in a river with my injured starter, got fished out by an angry girl, stole a bike, rode to the nearest town, got stopped by police, escorted to a center, which was quickly attacked by team rocket, and played a part in blowing up that center, how was everybody else’s day?

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    13 Oct 2024

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    Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.

    Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.

    It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.

    Finally, something interesting to deal with.

    Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.

    Because there’s always a goddamn cult.

    (Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)

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    10 Aug 2024

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    Based on this prompt that probably came from Tumblr first, but I found it on Facebook this morning and lost my damn mind. I wrote this whole mess today. I'm sorry.
    PROMPT:
    AU where Harry says, “Fuck it,” with his entire childhood trauma-filled chest, takes a fistful of gold to Muggle London the summer after 4th year, gets his hands on a pistol, and then gives Dobby a call.

    Imagine Voldemort chilling in Malfoy Manor when some house elf in 16 hats and 27 pairs of colorful socks rolls up with a .45 like, “Mr. Harry Potter Sir sends his regards.”

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    09 Sep 2025

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    11-year-old Harry Potter accidentally activates his quirk after years of being quirkless. Magicals with quirks are rare; often, either the quirk or the magic wins out in power. In Harry’s case, his new quirk is quickly shown to be more powerful than his magic. The wizarding world is not happy with their quirked savior and the Dursley family isn’t happy with their previously quirkless, magical nephew suddenly appearing in their lives with a clearly villainous quirk. Harry needs a hero.

    Yamada Hizashi was hoping to connect with their sister. It had been a shock to learn that their previously unknown bio-father had other children but after years of being alone, Hizashi had to try. Hizashi and their husband pack up and head for a visit to jolly old England where Hizashi meets a green-eyed boy locked in a cupboard and does what heroes do.

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    07 Sep 2025

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    Y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶m̶ ̶s̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶O̶n̶e̶ ̶D̶i̶r̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ Crowley sold you to hell?
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    Crowley forged some paperwork for you to pad out the roster of potential exchange students that were meant to be sent to the Devildom. Not enough students signed up for the option, so he figured it wouldn't hurt to throw your name in there to make the minimum. After all, it wasn't like you were actually going to get picked, right? You're magic-less!
    ...
    Which is precisely why he figured he didn't need to tell you about it. What a magnanimous man, not wanting to worry you over something so trivial.
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    So the first you ever get to hear of any of this is from the demons themselves, when you arrive.
    Spontaneously. With nothing but the stuff in your pockets and the bag on your shoulder.

    It's like deja vu.

    You'll have to survive a year here so you can k̶i̶l̶l̶ 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 Crowley when you get back.

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    18 Aug 2023

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