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“How do I bond with Drake? I wish to acquire his… allegiance.”
Akhi looked taken aback for a moment before a slow smirk spread across his face. That never meant anything good.
“Treat him like your regular street cat.”
Damian blinked. Then blinked again.
“…Excuse me?” He eventually asked, unsure whether this was a joke or not.
Todd barked out a laugh before elaborating. “You know those ragged, gnarled street cats you oh-so-like to rescue, brat? Treat him the same way.”
OR: Damian tries to bond with Tim
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- Part 12 of The Robin Chronicles
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The Robin Declaration by waterunderthebridge12
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), We Are Robin (Comics), Batman and the Signal (Comics)
17 May 2024
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"You must have a source," Duke said. "Tell us what it is."
"Okay, okay! I read about you guys. That's how I know that stuff."
"Read about us? Where?"
"Online," the goon stammered. "Have—have you ever heard of AO3?"
Investigating a mysterious uptick in criminal knowledge of the Bats, Duke discovers the source of their information: fanfiction from Gothamites on AO3. Recruiting seasoned fanfic author Tim Drake and world's best hate commenter Damian Wayne, the three youngest Bats set out to spread misinformation, cause chaos, and snag a high hits-to-kudos ratio along the way.
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- Part 2 of The Robin Machinations
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Damian wants to befriend Tim, but after their difficult start, Tim is more guarded than ever.
Then Dick says something that changes everything.
"Treat him like an abused cat."
And Damian does.
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- Part 11 of Batfamily Fluff
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“You’re doing this on purpose,” Lance says eventually. He still won’t look Keith in the eye.
“‘Course,” Keith admits easily. “You’re cute, when you’re flustered.”
“Well, stop it, you douchebag. I’m gonna pass out, Jesus.”
That makes Keith smirk wider. “I’m barely even doin’ anything, sweetheart. What’r’ya gonna do if I start talkin’ ‘bout the stars in your eyes? Pretty brown that they are. Like melted chocolate.”
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OR: Keith is teased one time too many about his accent, and decides to do something about it. Lance is hit with most of the consequences. -
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“You’re—! I’m supposed to fluster you, damn it! Not the other way!”
Keith can’t help the genuine laughter that leaves his throat. Lance scowl melts, although he still huffs and turns away pointedly.
“Lance,” Keith calls, still laughing as Lance defiantly ignores him. “Lance. Baby. Come on, I’m sorry. You’re a very good flirt, okay? Very charming.”
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or, keith enjoys teasing lance