Certified_Shrimp
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Rival Hearts and Three Passions by Certified_Shrimp
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Apr 2025
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Shen Qingqiu's birthday approaches and Liu Qingge still doesn't know what to get him. He's not the type to worry about birthdays in general, but he still wants to get Shen Qingqiu something he would appreciate.
Shen Qingqiu's birthday approaches and Luo Binghe still hasn't found a suitable present for Shizun. He's getting desperate.
So they have no other choice but to team up.
It doesn't go well.
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These Scars We Share by Certified_Shrimp
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2025
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After the events of the Immortal Alliance Conference scars start appearing all over Shen Qingqiu's body. Jagged marks of battle, echos of wounds and injuries. They last a day or two and then disappear permanently.
Except of one.
The scar over his heart stays.
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My Dearest Enemy by Certified_Shrimp for LunarCrystal27
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Feb 2025
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To the east, the sun is up, to the west, drizzles persist;
Though they say the sun is naught, to me, the sun is aglow.or,
Liu Qingge, his demanding Shixiong, and a vexing Heavenly demon—more dog than man—walk into Qing Jing Peak.
Recent bookmarks
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An Indelible, Irrefutable Bond by CherriChou
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jun 2025
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“If that is truly the case, then it would behoove you to consider improving that particular situation. A poor relationship with the future sect leader certainly doesn’t bode well for your chances. On the other hand…” the peak lord allows his lips to quirk minutely. “Forging an indelible, irrefutable bond with him might just guarantee you the position.”
He watches as the pieces come together in Shen Jiu’s mind. The way his brows furrow in thought before slowly, gradually smoothing out as his eyes widen in understanding. He bows. “Thanking Shizun for his wisdom.”
The Qing Jing peak lord smiles and raises the cup to his lips.
In order to claim the position of Qing Jing’s head disciple, Shen Jiu sets out to ensnare Yue Qingyuan in a trap that not even he can escape from. And if it also means Yue Qingyuan can never abandon him again, then— Well, that’s all for the better.
Yue Qingyuan, meanwhile, is a little too eager to go along with it.
(Qijiu mutual babytrapping AU)
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04 Jun 2025
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forgiveness is beyond our reach by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2025
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"And what sort of story is Shizun's favorite?" Luo Binghe asks, not really caring about the answer. Luo Binghe's shizun is an air-headed man who hides his inanity behind his fan; surely, whatever it is that Shen Qingqiu deems to read in his free time, it must be something equally ridiculous and superficial. Probably romance, Luo Binghe thinks. Perhaps cultivation adventure stories where the hero always gets the girl and slays evil.
Shen Qingqiu flips his fan open to hide his face. "Revenge stories," he replies.
AU where Luo Binghe is raised by Tianlang-Jun. When Yue Qingyuan kills his father, Luo Binghe resolves to settle the score.
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09 Feb 2025
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If you read anything ever it should e this that you read. Beautiful story through and through, made me sob uncontrollably. At this point I’m a broken record of just recommencing fibor to people over and over.
The writing is so beautiful, anon likes their comedy but they like your tears more. Such a wonderful story, not a day passes without me thinking ab it. It lives like a parasite in my brain. READ IT READ IT READ IT.
I can’t even begin to convey though words what this fic did to me both as a person and as a writer.
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once upon a dream by gaya_ya, unreliable narratoe (gaya_ya)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
13 Apr 2025
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There is a young man arranging his bookshelves.
I know you, Shen Yuan thinks, feeling at first foolish for the over familiarity, and then recklessly confident. I've known you for a while.
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Sleeping Beauty AU. Sort of.
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13 Apr 2025
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5 years of Mourning In Stages by Radio_Dead_Zone
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Oct 2025
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Shen Qingqiu Self Detonates to save Luo Binghe from catastrophic qi deviation.
Cang Qiong Mountain Sect is rocked to its core, and for five long years the mountain grieves.5 little one offs about how the characters deal with Shen Qingqiu's death.
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31 Mar 2025
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I rubbed this guy's lamp and all I got was three (?) wishes: a Luo Binghe Story by gaya_ya, unreliable narratoe (gaya_ya)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
16 Apr 2025
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What it says on the tin.
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By temporary transmigration protocol, Shen Yuan masquerades as the mysterious Senior Genie from the abyss. Luo Binghe suffers.
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10 Mar 2025