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Running in Triangles by NoelleHolidayStanAccount (TerminalMiraculosis)
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
08 May 2023
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Noelle fell fast and hard for Susie. Embarrassingly so, really—while she can ace a math test or whip up a five-paragraph essay in short order, she’s incredibly out of her depth when it comes to romance. But after her strange dream in the library, she’s determined to give it her best shot.
Kris has been pining after Noelle for years, too shy to say anything. That’s probably why it stung so much when she started crushing so obviously on Susie. But even though Kris missed their shot, if they can get Susie and Noelle together, they’ll still be making Noelle happy in some way, right?
Susie’s never really had friends—not until Kris came along, that is. So when she accidentally learns that Kris likes Noelle, she’s determined to be the best wingmonster ever for her new friend and get Kris and Noelle together, no matter what it takes.
Or, three oblivious lovesick dorks chase each other in circles like idiots.
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Both their heads snap toward the direction of one of the bathroom cabinets below the sink. Kris’ hand darts out to grasp at her arm, trying to tug her away, but they’re not fast enough and Susie’s palm has already enclosed around the knob. She pulls it open without a second thought, her eyebrows furrowing. Inside, almost inconspicuously, lies a beating red heart, a human soul, the very same that should currently be inside of Kris’ body.
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Kris and Susie finally work on their fuckass group project. No they don't.
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“Don’t give me that look,” Jinx says abruptly, and Vi nearly startles— but Jinx is still looking at the kid, Isha, all but turned away from Vi herself. “Did I teach you how to be greedy?”
Isha frowns, and she peeks around Jinx’s frame to peer at Vi. For a moment, Vi stares almost stupidly at a pair of wide brown eyes, before the girl draws her lips and turns back to Jinx, gesturing vaguely in Vi’s direction.
“Oh, is that so?” Jinx snorts, shaking her head with a wrinkle of her nose so familiar Vi exhales sharply to keep herself quiet. “Traitor. Fine, fine, but get me one too, okay?”
Isha smiles, and she stands clumsily, tipping her hat with shy eyes at Vi before she darts off, easily disappearing in the chaos of the commune.
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or: in their first quiet moment to themselves in the commune, Vi and Jinx have a long awaited conversation. Set during s2 ep6
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John is revived on Theseus about a year into the trip, and he’s come back both ascended and depressed. He disassociates often, which for him is a lot more literal than most. Dirk brings out a side of sadism John didn’t realise he had in him and John brings out sadomasochism that Dirk was well aware he had in him. It’s kind of romantic.
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It’s about midday, sunlight lays on the floor from the window. John’s fingers ease through your hair, careful of your tireless styling. You’re here because it’s been a week since you last “slept,” and your brain never gives you a fuckin’ break. But you haven’t told him that.
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In Which Dirk Strider Tries And Mostly Fails To Contain His Internal Dialogue, As Usual by LandOfMistAndSecrets
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 Apr 2016
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Dirk POV. Victory platform conversations post-Collide, pre-Act 7. Focusing on the Striders, Alphas and basically Dirk's direct relationships because when I started writing this his was the voice that decided to emerge from the rabble, victorious. Thanks, Dirk. (Thirk.)
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Pesterlogs between Dirk "Bro" Strider and Hal Strider as they raise one Dave Strider.
Because if there is any constant in the universe, it is that every Dirk Strider will make an Auto-Responder. And every Auto-Responder will outgrow their purpose.
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- Part 1 of Beta!Hal Verse
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or, "Subtitle: Just So You Know, It's A Story About Christmas"
With a pending divorce hanging over his head, Jake travels from the city to visit his family in the country for the Christmas holiday, during which he encounters the new ranch hand, Dirk. Will Jake be charmed by this flannel-wearing man who moved to his hometown while he was away? Will they manage to overcome several ridiculous miscommunications that could have been solved with a simple question, and fall in love just in time to kiss under the mistletoe?
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In which Phoenix Wright baffles his friends and acquaintances by earnestly informing them of how much they mean to him. Featuring onion rings, multiple whippings, gross breaches of courtroom etiquette, and somewhat impractical use of Edgeworth's office door.
This fic is set post-Trials and Tribulations, with spoilers for the original game trilogy.
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Their guardians dead at the hands of the Condesce, growing up in the shadow of her slow takeover of the Skaian Federation, Dirk Strider and Jake English have spent their whole lives alone up until shortly before their twelfth birthdays.
Or: Dirk fixes a transmitter, makes a friend, builds a robot, and tries to communicate affection over distance to the barest possible minimum.
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- Part 1 of these foolish things
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10 Nov 2024
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He barely parries you and you’re suddenly aware of something white hot in your chest. It blossoms out from your chest and to your arms, up to your neck and into your face. Your vision tunnels, black at the edges- sharp in the center. When you flashstep and strike at Dave next, you look at his face, at his eyes. Even with his shades on you can see the fear coloring his entire face.
Bro POV of another dudes fic? Crazy. Go read the OG fic It's great for all you Dave angst enjoyers.
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I will shield you from the waves by landofchaosandbloom for PHDreamer
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Nov 2024
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"Mmph. What time s'it?"
You grab your palmhusk off the bedside table, intending to look at it to answer Dave's question. You pause before you can actually turn the screen on. "Why don't you tell me what time it is?"
"Uh... it's. Um. It’s… Thursday?"
It's Saturday. "That's a day, not a time. And it's not even the right day."
[Dave gets sick and Karkat has to take care of him :3]
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welcome to “getting over yourself” city, the state capital of FRIENDSHIP <3 <3 by calware
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Mar 2023
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TT: Hey. This is Kanaya, right?
GA: Yes
GA: And You Are Dirk On Account Of Your Handle
GA: Assuming All Human Relatives Share The Same Trend Of Copying Each Others Letter Sandwiches
TT: Letter Sandwiches?
GA: Sorry I Mean Initials
GA: Two Letters Sandwiched Together
TT: Oh, right. It’s been a while since I’ve brushed up again on my Alternian vocabulary.
GA: Its Not A Troll Term Its Just What I Like To Call It
TT: Oh. Okay.--
Dirk Strider attempts to socialize.
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DIRK: Why do you care so much?
You narrow your eyes. What a landmine of a question.
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Years down the line from when they first made contact across the lonely, hostile fabric of space, Jake English and Dirk Strider take a desperate chance to meet each other for the first time.
Or: Jake fixes a spaceship, meets a friend, argues with a pair of glasses, and tries to understand the boundary line between affection over distance and affection up close.
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- Part 2 of these foolish things
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You get like this sometimes. Sitting and staring blankly while you wait for…something. You’re not even sure what. Something to prompt you into action, you guess, like a sim left without anything in its action cache. Usually the program will automatically fill some arbitrary task in to fill the nothingness, but evidently, someone turned that option off for you a long, long time ago.
Your name is Dirk Strider, but that feels so very far away right now.
Or: Dirk Strider, and how he- or more accurately Hal- discovers he's a system.
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dave and rose talk about sexuality and childhood and how sick daves music is 2k20
TG: wow dude we do have shit in common
TG: except while my bro was playing the part of the elite cool master of irony with his twisted mind games and shit your mom was playing the part of the distant spurned 50s housewife whos husband died long ago of the fever and shes never quite gotten over it so she takes to alcohol in an attempt to clear her head but it never works
TG: except they both actually had kids to look after and one ends up traumatising one because he doesnt care about him at all and just wants to model him exactly in his image and make him strong and cool but is actually just an abusive shithole who stockholm syndromes the kid into thinking hes cool and the other ends up traumatising the other one because even though she does care she also wants to model her in her image and is also just really immature and just ends up enacting strange manipulative and slightly damaging mind games with her thirteen year old kid
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Dave and Dirk talk Bro Strider... Again.
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i feel you like a wildfire in the downfall of snow by thompsborn
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Dec 2023
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It’s their last year before getting their bachelor’s degrees. Harley has known Peter for six years and plans to know him for the rest of his life. This shouldn’t be a big deal.
But Harley is kind of in love with Peter, which kind of makes this a pretty big deal to him.
Sure, they’ve had, like, sleepover’s and whatever throughout their years in college, staying over at each other’s dorms and crashing at the tower or May’s apartment after movie nights and shit. In a way, Harley should be totally fine with this, because it’s basically an impromptu sleepover, which they’ve done before. It’s just that this one is at a cheap motel. During a blizzard.
Also, there’s only one bed.