DonttellmybrotherIwrotethis
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The Horse of Evil's Bane by DonttellmybrotherIwrotethis
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
21 Dec 2024
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Link is in possession of the biggest To-Do list in all Hyrule. Fortunately we have Epona the Master Horse to pick up the sidequest slack with Penn, leaving Link and Rauru more time to build things.
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- Part 5 of Linkguistics
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When the super mode time limit doesn't exist, being a fugitive becomes a lot more complicated and everyone has a worse time at first, except maybe Kyle.
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Hero of the Dead by DonttellmybrotherIwrotethis
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
17 Aug 2023
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When the Queen of Hyrule turns it into a land of the undead, the cycle of life is broken. The land needs a hero, one from the depths that brings death in his wake. This psychopomp with a penchant for taunting assassins would have to do.
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MissingIoNo by DonttellmybrotherIwrotethis
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
13 Jun 2023
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Iono is voluntold by the Chairwoman to find out why things have gotten so weird in Paldea. Rumors of an unrecorded Pokemon for the Paldea Pokedex abound. She grabs another 'volunteer' to do the paperwork for her and so Larry suffers too.
Missingno is not so easily caught. Nor is it going to play nice with a live streaming session.
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In which Thancred gets possessed by a different sort of Ascian.
The Scions worry about his mental health and a conspiracy theory is mistaken for a conspiracy theorist.
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Linkguistics by DonttellmybrotherIwrotethis
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
21 Dec 2024
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Language changes over time. If Breath of the Wild had the Link of 10,000 years ago instead of the 100 year old one, things would be much more confusing. Forget the Master Sword; Link needs a language expert as he tries to save a land where no one understands his jokes.
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Not Worth It by Anonymous for ChronicDelusionist
Fandoms: Rockman X | Mega Man X, Rockman | Mega Man - All Media Types
06 Jan 2019
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Zero isn’t an asset.
It’s a person.
Ten minutes later, a reploid walks out from the elevators and beelines towards Samarth’s cubicle.
Specifically, a reploid wearing flashy red armor with gold accents likened to an obnoxious sports car, questionable gem placements, blond hair for days, and a pair of sharp blue eyes on a face that Samarth wouldn’t be surprised if it has its own insurance.In which a human accountant has to deal with the literal money blackhole that is Zero after the Rebellion.
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- English
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- 2,498
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by DonttellmybrotherIwrotethis
14 Aug 2025
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Kicking Aionios Into Overdrive by Silvex
Fandoms: Xenoblade Chronicles X, Xenoblade Chronicles 3 (Video Game)
18 Apr 2025
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When given the option to take an incredibly long vacation in the span of a few minutes comes up, most people would not think to say no. Especially on orders from their commanding officer.
...Aionios would have been a lot simpler if the two of them had said no. Not necessarily better off. But simpler.
Bookmarked by DonttellmybrotherIwrotethis
30 Jul 2025
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Lin's Visions AU by Silvex
Fandom: Xenoblade Chronicles Series (Video Games), Xenoblade Chronicles X
25 Oct 2025
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AU where Lin's Monado hairpin, like the actual Monado, lets her see the future. Sadly, she didn't get any of the cool Monado Arts that would make it easier for her to change it. So she'd really like to stop seeing the future, actually. Especially when it's mostly showing her the various horrible ways that people around her die.
On a semi-related note, she'd like to formally declare Lao Huang her archenemy when it comes to preserving her own mental health. Seriously, how hard can it be to smash one Vision Tag!?
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- 89,005
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- 46
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- 24
Bookmarked by DonttellmybrotherIwrotethis
21 Jul 2025
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When the pact is broken, Wyll struggles with losing his warlock powers at the moment the Blade is needed most. Not only is Baldur’s Gate in danger, his beloved Karlach’s condition is ever-worsening and his newly-mended relationship with his father remains fragile. What should be the easiest task among them—to summon the great dragon Ansur—ends in failure. Yet after the wyrm is slain, something of his power lingers.
And then a baby drake appears.
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Or: Wyll becomes a drakewarden ranger.
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- Part 2 of Courage on Steep Paths
Bookmarked by DonttellmybrotherIwrotethis
11 Jul 2025
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"The Future is": Lucina x Shulk crossover fic series (Fire Emblem Awakening x Xenoblade Chronicles 1) by CalamitasWrath
Fandom: Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening, Xenoblade Chronicles (Video Game), Xenoblade Chronicles Series (Video Games)
03 Nov 2025
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After the final battle of Xenoblade Chronicles 1, Zanza uses the last remains of his power to escape his demise to a world where he can rebuild his power. Alvis has Shulk follow after him, having him end up in Ylisse with the Monado and without any memories of his travels. He is discovered by Lucina who has recently arrived in this timeline with one mission, and a lot of waryness.
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Bookmarked by DonttellmybrotherIwrotethis
17 May 2025