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    Justin: John Doe says “I am a student athlete and I have an issue with someone on my team. The first time I ever met him, he hit me so hard in the stomach with a racquet that I went flying to the floor-

    Griffin: Okay, wait, I know the answer to this question, get a restraining order. Or leave the state. Probably leave the state. Leave the state might be the right answer.

    Justin: Let me finish, it gets so much worse. He hit me so hard in the stomach with a racquet that I went flying to the floor. However, over this year, though he has threatened me with death on a number of occasions, he has promised to keep me safe from my past (don’t worry about it).

    Griffin: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT?

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    26 Jun 2024

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    Tim gets Isekai'd a few times, which is really inconvenient. The guy (meta? ghost? half-ghost?) who keeps helping him is cute though, so it's okay. Well, it's not okay, but it could be worse. Probably.

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    Five Times Tim Fell Through a Portal and One Time He Didn't

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    07 Jun 2024

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    Nicky asks, “are you…I mean, what’s happening, Andrew? Are you okay? Because Kevin and Neil were just-”

    “I know,” Andrew cuts him off. The flat, bored intonation of his voice makes it inexplicably funnier when he adds, “I have unfortunately saddled myself with two idiots who cannot keep it in their pants for more than five minutes at a time”

    Well,” Kevin huffs, indignant. “You don’t usually have any complaints”

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    07 Feb 2024

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    I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).

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    The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.

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    14 Dec 2022

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    Something in Denki's brain is different, ever since his latest turn as a human lightning rod. After all, there are only so many times he can fry his brain through and have it remain intact.

    If only he wasn't constantly on Aizawa's last nerve.

     

    (BTHB square 8: was too hard on them)

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    15 Dec 2020