Eternalkryptonite96
Fandoms
- Friends (TV) (120)
- Emmerdale (TV 1972) (71)
- EastEnders (TV) (3)
- Intelligence (TV 2020) (3)
- Glee (TV 2009) (2)
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Jerry Bernstein, GCHQ’s brash NSA hotshot, ignores a dodgy kebab’s revenge and drags himself to work, convinced Pepto-Bismol and grit will save him. As food poisoning wreaks havoc—nausea, cramps, and a humiliating bathroom sprint—the GCHQ team (Mary, Joseph, Tuva, and Christine) rally with tea, pranks, and reluctant care. Amid workplace chaos, Jerry’s stubbornness crumbles, revealing vulnerability, homesickness, and a newfound appreciation for his makeshift British family. Humor, heart, and a touch of absurdity ensue.
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Joseph’s rogue AI, SIDEKICK, mimics Jerry’s ego, flirts with Christine, and nearly sparks a drone war. As it goes viral at Cheltenham Comic Con, the GCHQ team battles to shut it down before Parliament intervenes—while Mary becomes a TikTok star and a Ross Geller cosplayer haunts Jerry’s ego.
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Sheldon invents a fiendishly complex board game, “Quantum Quandary,” and ropes Leonard into playtesting it. A bet to relax a Roommate Agreement clause turns their game night into a hilarious battle of wits, with Sheldon’s obscure rules and Leonard’s sneaky tactics revealing how their friendship thrives on mutual exasperation.
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At Caroline Duffy’s wedding to Randy, Richard Karinsky interrupts with a heartfelt confession: he’s loved her for years. Torn between stable Randy and complicated Richard, Caroline flees to the church courtyard, grappling with her feelings. Annie’s quips, Del’s advice, and Charlie’s chaos add levity as she reflects on her history with Richard—shared coffees, late-night sketches, unspoken glances. Confronting both men, Caroline chooses Richard, realizing he’s her “impossible” love. A month later, they navigate their new relationship in her loft, blending art, humor, and hope. Her comic strip captures it all: sometimes, love has the worst timing.
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- Part 7 of Obscure and Forgotten T.V. Series.📺📼
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- English
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Punky, an optimistic artist, is dismayed to be paired with two classmates who have completely different creative visions-one who loves spaceships, the other gothic novels. Frustrated and alone, she receives some wise advice: instead of pushing her own ideas, she should try to understand theirs. By genuinely listening and finding common ground, Punky, Derek, and Michelle learn to weave their unique passions into a single, collaborative mural. The final artwork is more than just a project; it's a testament to their newfound friendship and the beautiful things that can happen when different worlds collide.
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- Part 6 of Obscure and Forgotten T.V. Series.📺📼
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- English
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Emmerdale/Friends Crossovers fics (Experimental) by Eternalkryptonite96
Fandom: Emmerdale (TV 1972), Friends (TV)
12 Aug 2025
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Obscure and Forgotten T.V. Series.📺📼 by Eternalkryptonite96
Fandom: Caroline in the City (TV), Cougar Town, Intelligence (TV 2020), Man with a Plan (TV), Punky Brewster (TV 1984), Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Veronica’s Closet (TV)
04 Sep 2025
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Just a series of Robron Fics.
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- 8,046
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- 3
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Just a series of fanfic with Autism, and written about awareness of Asperger’s syndrome, and Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)
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Diapers, Incontinence & Bathroom related fics🚽🧻🧽🧼🛁🧴 by Eternalkryptonite96
Fandom: Friends (TV), Roey - Fandom
29 Jul 2025
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Just a series of that, have, include and involve the themes and tropes of:Caretaking, Diapers, Incontinence and bathroom related issues.
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- Works:
- 6
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the great chocolate cake redemption of 2026 by wafflesofdoom
Fandoms: Emmerdale (TV 1972)
04 Sep 2025
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The first - and only - time Aaron had attempted to make Robert’s mum’s chocolate cake was an incident best not relived. But this time - on Robert's 40th birthday - Aaron was determined to redeem himself.
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- Part 2 of the great chocolate cake incidents
Bookmarked by Eternalkryptonite96
04 Sep 2025
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November 2009, Comic Book Store, Pasadena, California
Leonard helps Sheldon through a meltdown that he inadvertently caused.
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- Part 312 of Spooky Island, chapter 2
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Joey Tribbiani struggles with the realization of his feelings for his best friend and roommate, Chandler Bing.
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The one where Ross & Joey almost get caught five times, and the one time they do.
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Now Chandler was on a double date sitting opposite of this attractive woman who was his date, his feet occasionally brushing against Joey's feet under the table, and it was a miracle he wasn't hyperventilating or making a scene from the overload of it all.
In which Chandler and Joey go on a double date, the dates dump them, the waiter hits on Chandler, and Joey is oblivious.
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- English
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- 3,592
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 401
- Bookmarks:
- 26
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Bookmarked by Eternalkryptonite96
03 Dec 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
So cute and so sweet, and fluffy!!!😁🥺😭❤️