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    secret keeper by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    06 Jan 2023

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    Ellie stares at the new arrival, gaping. All the evidence points to one obvious answer, but this guy looks nothing like the Spider-Man Ellie recognizes — mostly because he isn’t wearing the suit.

    “Crappy day to get kidnapped, amirite?” he says, crouching next to Ellie and deftly untying her restraints. “Looks like these guys were amateurs, though. They didn’t even lock the windows.”

    In which Ellie accidentally becomes the one person who knows Spider-Man's identity. She doesn't tell her dad.

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    I Want To Have Your Babies! by , ,

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    19 Sep 2019

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    Spider-Man has rejected Deadpool's advances more times than he can count. He's an omega, sure, but that doesn't mean he's going to fall for every Alpha that shows interest. Even if that interest doesn't seem to fade over the course of two years. He's determined to get the mercenary to leave him alone. He's heard every line in the book and nothing, absolutely NOTHING, Deadpool says can surprise him anymore.

    He's completely certain of that. Right up until Deadpool screams, "I want to carry your babies!"

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    tell me about it by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    28 Jun 2020

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    Everyone knew that supers were like one big happy family. Okay, maybe they weren’t all happy, all the time. And aside from the Fantastic Four, they weren’t much of a family, either. But a lot of them were big enough smartasses to act like a pseudo-sibling, Peter would know. That was why he took the ribbing and strange comments about his and Wade’s relationship in stride – it was all just a joke, or a faux pas, or something else that was a bit weird, but still totally normal. Right?

    Or: Five times someone made a comment about how awful Deadpool was, and the one time Peter realized they were being serious.

    Edit: Now with some bonus content!

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    09 Nov 2025

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    Deadpool: Arrival by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    06 Sep 2024

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    Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.

    Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.

    Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.

    Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.

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    08 Nov 2025

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    So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types  

    05 Feb 2022

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    Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.

    But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.

    Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.

    ~*~*~

    See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.

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    07 Nov 2025