EvilFungus



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    Peter Parker (recently called Peter Three) appears in a swirl of golden light, the chill morning air replaced with something stagnant and sterile. He blinks, shaking off the golden light, and realizes he's not where he should be.

    He's in a cell box suspended in a void, surrounded by other clear cells filled with people of all shapes, sizes, and, potentially, species.

    A high tech gondola being guided along by an alien that almost looks like Peter Two’s Green Goblin slides into view. A bald man in a tailored business suit stands behind the alien, scrolling on his phone, idly drinking some coffee.

    Peter politely knocks on the wall separating them.

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    26 Aug 2025

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    She never expected much when it came to dying. Maybe a shallow grave at the least, a tabloid headline at most. But instead, she woke up.

    “Congratulations, Haruno-san,” came a voice, distant and muffled, as though she were hearing it underwater. “It’s a girl.”

    Or, in which a woman who just wanted to die in peace wakes up in a body meant for something else entirely.

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    09 Mar 2025

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    This story is batshit insane and I’m completely in love with it. Past life sakura was named Usami or smth (rabbit) and was Japanese and albino and her mom was religious so she tried to kill her as a little kid and then apologized when it failed. Her daddy mayor may not have touched her? But he also didn’t stop her momma. At 12 she sets her mom on fire in a car and kills her, a year later her daddy takes the blame for it and goes to jail. At 17 she meets inuoi or smth like that (dog king) and bro’s a cannibal but they start dating and killing people together and then at 20smth he kills and eats her. Sakura now has normal parents but her head is very fucked up. Her and Itachi get engaged and married when she’s like, 5, because he reminds her of inuoi and because he likes her for some reason. When the Uchiha massacre happens she’s out of the village with ANBU kakashi at a shrine to honor their marriage, and when she comes back her parents were murdered too. She’s not really mad and keeps wearing the Uchiha crest and keeps all his gifts. Team 7 forms. She keeps scaring the shit out of kakashi, Naruto is hella in love with her and low key so is she but she’s also low key in love with sasuke and Itachi and ino and temari and just doesn’t know / recognize it because her head is so fucked up and she doesn’t know how to feel emotions properly. Chi in exams happen, sasuke doesn’t get the mark because she throws him and Naruto out of the way while she confronts Orochimaru by straddling him and starting to dissect him, AND THE CREEPY FUCKER IS INTO IT‼️‼️‼️‼️ She kisses her two boys after the hokage funeral and rn (ch 13) she’s out with Naruto finding tsunade and sasuke came to warn them about Itachi but Itachi was already there and she threw them out of the way AGAIN so she could confront Itachi alone and she’s been caught in a genjutsu. SHE JUST LEFT SASUKE BEHIND AND JOINED OROCHIMARU‼️ But she might not be labeled a traitor since he killed her temporary team and would have killed / kidnapped her if she hadn’t gone willingly. Timeskip. 3 years pass, she killed Orochimaru, Naruto comes after her but she doesn’t wanna go home and knocks him out after telling him to “go to The Wave.” Rn they’re trying to break into her apartment with Ino. Also she knows Tobi and might be planning to join the Akatsuki. (Ch 17) she traveled with kisame and Itachi to the Akatsuki base, shikamaru is trying to decipher sakura’s journal, Orochimaru put some sort of seal on her that doesn’t let her talk about him (that may or may not still work since he’s dead?) and Naruto just found out about konoha basically destroying wave. (Ch 18) danzo sucks as usual and put a seal on Sakura when she was SEVEN after torturing and interrogating her over the massacre (which he’s acting like he wasn’t the one that ordered it🙄😒) [also the seal might be the one that was mentioned last chapter and it was danzo that put a seal on her and not Orochimaru? Or both?], Tsunade starts investigating who ordered the destruction of wave (danzo), and Konan offers Sakura to join the Akatsuki.
    ch 20 Itachi and sakura start growing closer again!!!! Obito finally joins the Akatsuki, Ino saw smth in Sakura’s mind during the churning exam (either her dad, danzo, or inuoi) and told kakashi but no one else, Sakura’s dad never touched her but he WAS attracted to her as a child and just never acted on it, and sasuke got kidnapped by Danzo. 22 She becomes Kanon’s apprentice, we find out that she broke into the konoha records and found out Itachi didn’t kill her parents, sai tells Sasuke that Sakura also got kidnapped by Danzo at some point and that “Sakura learned something in this room. She learned what she was willing to do to survive.” Also Tobi and Orochimaru had some sort of deal going on and the first time they met he reminded her of Inuoi (be he isn’t: revealed last chapter that there’s nobody reincarnated like her) and he takes off his mask and reveals that he’s obsessed with her because he thinks she’s Rin reincarnated or smth and he kisses her (low key SA) 24 so many things happened. Someone broke into Naruto’s place, Itachi doesn’t wanna die anymore, sakura pities Tobi and might be the reincarnation of the moon goddess???? Sai breaks sasuke out of wherever Danzo had him, and kabuto broke into Shikamaru’s place, stole sakura’s diary, left a note, and burned the diary. 25 according to a fan theory that’s mostly accurate “ when Kaguya was "killed" by her sons, she didn't "die" but she was instead of reincarnated as Usami for a little bit, who then died and became Sakura,” sai and sasuke are now fugitives and asking for refuge from the Akatsuki, and the note kabuto left was the one sasuke wrote when he was copying down the carvings on the wall of his cell which I have no idea how he got.
    Finished it 8/24/25
    This fic was so amazing I could sob and even though the ending was ambiguous, I’m glad sakura and Itachi are at least happy

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    The Straw Hats have been given a chance to undo their past mistakes.

    For Luffy, the first mistake was letting Koby go.

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    04 Aug 2025

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    THIS IS AMAZING‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ PEAK I TELL YOU!!! PEAK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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    Stories in this series take place in the universe of "Koby's Awful No-Good Very Confusing Day" by okiedokeTM. Works in this series use KANGVCD canon, but are not part of the actual KANGVCD canon, since they're written by multiple authors. That said, they are all positively delightful!

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    23 Aug 2025

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    This is so much bigger than him, Koby realizes, like a bucket of ice water pouring over him. Five minutes ago he saw Luffy get unceremoniously executed by Blackbeard. He didn’t even get a chance to help. And now he’s years back in time, with a laundry list of very vague instructions about what not to do if he wants to prevent that, given to him by a ninja version of himself that kissed him on the mouth.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    THIS FIC IS SO FUCKING GOOD I COULD DIE SKDBIRKDHDOSPDBVWBSJXHCKDODPRUVE DHDKROSIVEOFIRJD‼️‼️‼️ Basically Luffy dies during marineford and Koby goes back in time to save him, except this is the 13th attempt 😭. Past version of him can appear to give him advice and then leave. So far we know 12 was a ninja??? One of them was an admiral and another was an impel down guard. He had a list with 13 things NOT TO DO that he got from 12, one of the things being to not try and save Ace, which is kinda what he’s doing rn 💀. Anyways this fic is so so so so so so so so so good and amazing and I can’t wait for more 🫶🫶🫶🫶

     

    Every chapter is amazing but particularly 21 is magnificent