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    "You’re confusing autopsies with live dissection.”

    Jason’s head turned.

    The bartender was standing there like he’d always been, wiping down a glass, voice level and detached.

    “An autopsy is postmortem,” he continued, tone completely at odds with the words coming out of his mouth. “You’re trying to determine cause of death. Internal trauma, tox screens, organ inspection. Neat incisions. Clean data. No suffering.”

    Jason narrowed his eyes.

    The guy beside him blinked. “And… and dissection is…?”

    The bartender’s mouth twitched.

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    Jason just wanted a quiet drink, but instead he got a creepy bartender who thinks talking about corpses counts as flirting.

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    Gotham was where sanity went to die.

    Still, when Jordan clicked on the morning news and saw the headline “17-Year-Old Enters Gotham Mayoral Race”, he spat his coffee so hard it hit his cat.

    “What the hell—” he gasped, choking.

    The article didn’t help. In fact, it made things worse.

    > “Daniel Fenton, a seventeen-year-old reportedly from Amity Park, Illinois, has officially entered the Gotham mayoral race. When asked for comment, he replied: ‘I’m as surprised as you are, dude.’”

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    Lady Gotham bribed Danny to make him join the elections.

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    The teen looked up, dead serious. “This apartment is haunted.”

    Tim, who had not even taken his first sip of coffee, pinched the bridge of his nose. “And you got in here how?”

    The teen swallowed his bite and gestured vaguely. “I’m haunting this apartment.”

    Tim stared. Looked at the Oreos. Looked back at the teen. Then, without a word, he turned, poured himself a shot of espresso, and threw it back like it was hard liquor.

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    Tim just wants his roommate to pay for rent.

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    "Wait, wait, wait,” Tucker said, holding up his hands. “So you’re telling me—seriously telling me—that secret identities are to protect your family from your rogues?”

    “Yes,” Batman said flatly, arms crossed.

    “Not to, you know, keep your family or the government from dissecting you?” Tucker added, eyebrows raised.

    Red Robin blinked. “Why would we be worried about that?”

    “Oh. Ohhhhhh.” Tucker leaned back in his chair, staring at the ceiling. “That… actually explains so much.”

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    The batfam interrogating Mr.Foley.

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    One day while out on patrol, Robin finds a strange little creature hidden in an alley. He discovers that it can actually transform into a boy...and that boy is kind of cute.

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    Damian's siblings are really wondering why exactly their youngest brother is so obsessed with the new stray cat he found. Cat? Dog? Raccoon? Something, anyway.

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