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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Mac has an odd relationship with time; every since he came too early and killed his mother, it seems like he's been too soon or too late for everything.
    But he's a good knight and he loves his king, and when treason in the ranks threatens everything he cares about, perhaps being in the right place at the wrong time might save them all.

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  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    They all remember the day Macbeth left with his men. A muddy sky; a smear on his cheek. And they’ve heard the songs -- someone must have come home, some men must have brought the news back because it’s here. It’s in the air. Macbeth and his men and the rest of them; together. The story is much as any witless child could have told it.

    Lady Macbeth is looking for a sign that there might be something more.

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  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Lydia’s voice spoke in his ear, making him jump. “Have you done it yet?”

    “In a minute,” he replied distractedly. The gun was in his hand, but he hesitated. He had killed many times in the heat of battle, but never like this. To kill a sleeping old man – An old man who could destroy Caledonia and kill us all, he reminded himself. It had to be done. A single green light blinked on Duncan’s headset like a watching eye. It unnerved him. Feeling foolish, he covered the light with one hand and raised the gun with the other.

    Macbeth. In SPAAACE.

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  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Money. Power. Fame.

    The Great Senator, Frankie Roosevelt, has everything he could ever want- except for a fourth term as president. (And a third private yacht, and a second holiday home in London, but that's besides the point.)

    Since the dawn of the 21st Century, the U.S. has fallen into a state of disrepair. Citizens have become disillusioned by modern politics. The main parties are crumbling. The country is divided, all thanks to some pathetic-old-man politicians.

    Thankfully, Frankie has a solution. He's going to get together a group of even MORE pathetic-old-man politicians (read as: ex-presidents from the 20th century) and pioneer a new party in the name of returning America to her glory days. (Also, he's going to ask his mother for a private yacht and a second holiday home in London for his birthday, if you care.)

    It's a perfect plan. Entirely foolproof.
    It's also the only way to restore true political integrity to America.

    ...But, he thinks, he can handle it. After all, what could go wrong?

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    16 Sep 2023

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    For personal reasons, the rock that had become ugly meat (that had– for just a brief moment– become a beautiful, beloved child) was now six dogs. This decision, while admittedly made under duress, had nonetheless paid out in dividends. As she lay in sun beams, as she rolled around with herself across the soft ground, she liked to count the reasons why this had turned out to be a terrific idea.

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    More Than Five Things Nona Loves About Being Six Dogs And None She Doesn’t Because Being Six Dogs Rules

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    Gideon Nav Does Not Want A Therapy Dog But That's Just Too Fucking Bad Innit

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    A Fan Fiction Containing No Stray Italian Greyhound Lyrics Even Though They Definitely Would Have Fit. You're Welcome.

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    25 Jan 2023