Fwufferson
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- Merlin (TV) (5)
- The Two Princes (Podcast) (5)
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Arthur had a rough morning, but maybe that's about to change. Who knew that late trains could lead to new beginnings.
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Just a soft morning.
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Glimmering Gimmicks and Garish Gifts by Fwufferson for fuckyouflippflopps
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
05 Oct 2020
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Arthur Pendragon, head detective, has been bested by a criminal. For a second time. Despite this low blow to his pride and badge, for some reason he can't seem to be too upset about it. Not when this mysterious wizard of a criminal gives him a smile like that.
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Arthur had a very delicate ecosystem he'd created within his shop and Merlin had to go and fuck it up. But Arthur found he didn't mind too much.
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An afternoon out at a fall fair, but Rupert made a bad decision. So Amir must come to the rescue.
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- Part 4 of Rumir Stories
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Just some short little stories about these two lovely boys.
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Double, double toil and trouble by paranoid_fridge
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 May 2016
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Bilbo remembers saying no. And still finds himself at Hogwarts a week before term is about to begin, having tea with Headmaster Gandalf. Who has not only convinced Bilbo to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, but now wants Bilbo to join the staff Quidditch team as well.
Never, vows Bilbo.
Obviously, this results in him playing seeker for a team lead by ambitious captain Tauriel and grumpy vice-captain Thorin.
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22 Jan 2024
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Blood and Iron by harrypanther
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Aug 2021
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Erebor fell and the dragon sleeps on his hoard of gold. The scattered dwarves do not prosper under King Thrain in Ered Luin. Dwarves have few friends and fewer since the Crown Prince was lost and his younger brother assumed his duties.
Bilbo Baggins, respectable hobbit of the Shire, is travelling to Bree on behalf of the Thain, his Uncle, when he notes the dwarfish blacksmith. Curious, he realises the dwarf is a slave and on impulse, he buys him and tries to free him. But the dwarf, Thorin, has to explain that he has lost his honour and will be no longer welcome at his home. Especially when it seems that there are those who have profited from his absence...
Disclaimer: The Hobbit was written by JRR Tolkien. Film rights remain with New Line Cinema, Warner Brothers and MGM.
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Bookmarked by Fwufferson
27 Sep 2023
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A Long List of Happy Endings by vicious_summer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Feb 2022
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“–Come Durin’s Day, the Mountain will host great entertainments, games, and feasting in your name and in the names of the other thirteen of the Company. Your path through all of Arda shall be made smooth to ensure your welcome in our lands, Bilbo Baggins. I bring this summons as it was sent from the Throne of Thorin, King Under the Mountain.”
Bilbo’s heart, racing as it had been from this thrilling invitation, seemed to trip over itself at the name. “Thorin?” he whispered, and he stepped forward without thinking.
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Or: Bilbo learns that his story isn’t actually a tragedy, and that happy endings still take a bit of luck.
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Bookmarked by Fwufferson
24 Jun 2023
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When Bilbo finds a case of old family photographs, he becomes determined to find the original owners: what he does not expect is to become quite so involved in their lives, or that those photographs should prove quite so important.
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05 Oct 2022
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you could bring my healing by cosmicocean for DontOffendTheBees
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
27 Mar 2018
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"You see, I believe in the fundamental interconnectedness of all things.”
“…the fundamental what?”
“The fundamental interconnectedness of all things. You see, I’m a holistic… something. I’m not sure.”
“Dragon?”
“Sure, yes, I suppose. Anyhow, the term ‘holistic’ refers to my convictions about the, you know, aforementioned-“
“Fundamental interconnectedness of all things.”
“Yes."
Where the whole thing takes place in a fantasy world that is not unlike but not quite mostly for legal reasons Ankh-Morpork, Dirk is generally an existential dragon, Todd is a washed up electrical lute player, everyone is kind of awkward and useless except maybe for Amanda, and there is a boatload of fantasy references, plus one (1) Star Wars one.
Bookmarked by Fwufferson
01 Jan 2022