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A Friend on Enemy Territory by Gold_Hummingbird
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Sep 2025
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All is fair in love and war.
After all, what's the difference between heart break and emotional trauma? Just because one happens at home while the other happens on the field doesn't change the fact that a whole person broke.
Really, Tommy should have killed Purpled when he had the chance.
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Or, Tommy and Purpled are not okay, but they can be okay together. :D
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"You dumb, stupid, idiotic creature, I want to hate you sooooo badly right now. I want to kill you.” It swiftly led him out of the room while Keith stumbled behind on what felt like newborn deer legs, vaguely hearing Shiro's panicked shouts behind him. “But I can't. And that's the stupidest part about all of this!”
“W-what?” he croaked out. None of it made sense. Even if his head didn't hurt anymore, weirdly, his entire brain was fried.
The magea pressed a bored, almost insulted glance. “Look, let's start at the beginning. Hi, I'm Lance, a magea who’s twenty years old. And you, you little dipshit, are the one who owns me now.”
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Or: Keith's sole mission in life is . . . gone. And in it's place? Lance, the magea he was supposed to kill.Magea is a mixture of 'mage' and the Cuban way of saying magic which is 'la magia' ^^
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Is a collection of 'what it's' and 'what if this happened/didn't happen,' so it you're interested in an alternate universe, welcome in! I will also add in a couple of chapters fully explaining what Punz did, or possible dive more into Dream's life.
This will rely heavily on You're My Chase, but anyone is welcome in! It might not make a lot of sense, though, and the chapters will be all over the place to truly follow in line with the Whumptober.
Also, guys, I just started this thing, I had no planning whatsoever, so RIP me. :D Enjoy!
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Inspired by Kiancadet and Victoriagem (and an outlet for my restless Whumptober/inktober)
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Racing Backwards by Gold_Hummingbird
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Rescue Bots, Transformers (IDW 2019)
25 Aug 2025
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Subconsciously he touched his stomach, again, running his fingers up and down. The touch soothed him, even if it was his own, calming his processor with the knowledge that his stomach wasn’t tearing, wasn’t ripping, wasn’t doing anything but what it was supposed to do; inflate. Yet, it seemed like though he was the fastest mech alive, even millions of years later, nurture couldn’t be rushed. Blurr easily tore through sedatives, could think four times faster than anyone else, and had a body that could handle going mach speeds despite his light armor. But throw a sparkling into the mix and his body couldn’t figure out what to do with itself.
He shuddered. Even though Blades assured him that he was doing fine, a lot of pregnancies had late symptoms, that shouldn’t have been Blurr! It shouldn’t have happened to the fastest mech in the universe. The one who’s body worked faster than most mecha could dream.
Yet it had.
And so Blurr was scared.
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Purpled is forced to go to a boarding school. He doesn't want to. But Dream didn't give him a choice, so here he was, and roommates with the one and only Tommy Innit, who just happens to be a Summer.
He's trained himself to keep his Winter magic inside of him, but there comes a point when he just can't keep it inside. And of course Tommy had to witness it, because the annoying blonde couldn't leave well enough alone, especially when it came to Purpled.
But all of a sudden Purpled is forced to make a decision; either fight to keep the very powers he's tried to squish down, or lose them forever.
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Or: You don't know what you have, until you lose it. So how do you fight the battles you're trying to run away from?--
It's on a chaotic schedule, just like me. :3
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Just some whatever one-shots that my brain decides to cook up. All of these are platonic and utterly cute. X)
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Or, I spend too much time brain rotting on the Golden Duo. XD- Words:
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Of a Flock: The Multiverse by Gold_Hummingbird
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Sep 2024
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The first book is in edit, but I will be combining the three books into one story. I just couldn't do it any other way. But, I will be making a some side-on books as well, so I they will be here. X)
About the Characters, not the content creators.
But, it follows the adventure of one boy, Dream, and how he gets used to the avian life when he gets his wings at 17, rather than when he was born. It also takes into its careful consideration Purpled, an avian no longer, and Quackity, an avian that a lot of people and avians alike hate.
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Ghost In Your House, Ghost In Your Arms by melancholymango
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
22 Oct 2019
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“There’s no way anyone would actually go down into a basement that looked like that. Even if my daughter was missing, I’d have to nope the fuck outta that one.” Lance says it conversationally, like he’s totally casual with the eerie scene playing out on the screen. But Keith has been watching him out of the corner of his eye for a while now, finding a secret sort-of solace in the fact that even Lance is sitting on the edge of the couch, biting his lip raw with anxiety for the next plot twist of the movie. It’s a beautiful kind of irony.
“I would. Ghosts aren’t real.”
“I’m literally sitting right here.” Lance counters, but there’s no real bite behind the words. Keith shrugs his shoulders, tossing another handful of popcorn into his mouth.
“Horror movie ghosts aren’t real.”
“You don’t know that.”
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Keith buys a rickety old house despite everyone's warnings and find himself with a roommate that doesn't pay rent. Or eat. Or breathe.
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“Hmm, sounds like you got something to hide, Purpled,” Tommy lazily grins.
The human glared at him as he inclined his head slightly, “I’m obliged to have my own privacy.”
“That’s no fun,” he feigns a pout, “We’re friends—“
“No, we are not.”
“I hugged you.”
“I stabbed you.”
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Tommy is a vampire and bumped into a certain mercenary. Chaos ensues.
(This fandom is a mess. Welp, it's been fun fellas, Seeya~!)
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01 Sep 2025
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Why didn't I bookmark this amazing piece of literature earlier-
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Put my hands up (I told this kid I'm ready for a fight) by Gore_Hound
Fandoms: Dream SMP
14 Aug 2023
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"Aren't you the guy that ranked first?" Purpled tried asking like he wasn't interested, but he sounded like he was asking the guy what exactly he was doing here of all places.
Which is a pretty valid question in Purpled's opinion because no one from the Capital comes in these areas, unless you're here to bet your money on whoever's fighting, and possibly do some other illegal business. But Purpled, in his 16 years of being alive, has never seen a Hunter being in any of the fighting rings he's been in, up until now that is.
"Yeah, I am." The masked man tilted his head as he said that, as if he's curious how Purpled knew that.
"Oh, well, you're not here to arrest me," Purpled glanced over his shoulder - and surely he can outrun the guy since he knows the outlay of this place better than the other - so he starts planning his escape as he asks, "Are you?"
"No," The masked man shook his head, and Purpled feels like he can breath a little easier.
"I'm just looking for a kid that can 'deflect abilities', or so they said."
Fuck.
Or, Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo got taken in by Phil, Techno and Sam. Purpled gets taken in by Dream, and he's not sure how to process that.
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20 Aug 2025
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With another mechlet on the way, business at the bar waning, and a new Anti-Decepticon movement gaining steam, Blurr wonders if he’s ever going to get any rest. His relationship with Ricochet is put to the test when another storm rumbles on the horizon, threatening to tear them apart, this time for good.
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- Part 3 of The Perfect Storm
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A Perfect Storm by dracoqueen22 for ReignitedN7
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
22 Jul 2019
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Blurr happens to enjoy life on post-war Cybertron, but when a serial murderer starts targeting former Wreckers, Blurr ends up saddled with a bodyguard who rubs him in all the wrong ways. Or right ways, if you were to ask Ricochet. Let the battle begin.
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- Part 1 of The Perfect Storm