Handy_Peanut



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    Death moved closer, their footsteps echoing eerily throughout the chamber. They leaned in and reached out, their bony cold hands grasping his chin and tracing over the edges of his features, hardened by years of war.

    “I find myself liking you, Harry Potter.”

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    Harry Potter sits on a bench in King's Cross Station, and he chooses life. It turns out that he chose a lot more life than he was expecting.

    His first goal? Defeating Voldemort with no causalities. After that? Well. That's up in the air.

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    Tim is grateful Hood leaves promptly, in any case, because that means he doesn’t see Tim crawl the last few feet into his house.

     

    [Jack and Janet die uneventfully— at the hands of a home intruder, at 3:41 in the morning on a Thursday. Two gunshots. Tim’s entire world comes to a screeching halt at 3:44, when he finds their bodies.]

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    17 Jul 2025

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    It all started, Jason will later consider, when someone finally went and killed the Joker. Everything else sort of snowballed from there.

    Or, maybe, it all started when a commie artist decided to up and open a homeless shelter slash commune in Gotham.

    Or, maybe,it all started when Jason went and laid his fool eyes on those forearms and that jawline and didn’t immediately run for the fucking hills. Yeah. Yeah, that seems about right.

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    15 Jul 2025

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    The wind whips around, rapid, and sharp with sand and grit.
    Tim can’t see—there’s so much dust trapped between his eyelids that he can hardly tell if they’re even closed or not. It burns and stings, it fills his lungs, and all he can think about is his body, buried under a new dune of sand, and his family, so many miles away, not even thinking to look for him there.

    And just as suddenly, the sun and sand and howling winds are gone.

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    In which the universe takes pity on Tim, just once, if it even was the universe at all.
    (My take on the surprisingly common “Tim Drake finds himself in a different universe” trope.)

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    14 Jul 2025

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    There is occasionally a certain point one reaches during the attempt to attain a goal where one decides that the goal is just not worth it.

    Unfortunately, this also often coincides with being at a point in the attainment of that goal where it’s too damn late and you’re just gonna have to suck it up, buttercup, and get your shit together and do it anyway.

    Tim is pretty sure this shit is absolutely not worth it, but it’s too late now and even if it wasn’t, Mama ain’t raise no fuckin’ quitter.

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    Tim’s quest to bring Bruce back from his Time-Travel-Super-Vacation goes horribly topsy-turvey when Ra's takes a more pro-active approach to keeping Tim prisoner, and he ends up in an alternate universe where he never existed, and everybody is disorientingly well-adjusted and weirdly obsessed with his “wellness”, whatever that means.

    Tim hates mystical artifacts.

    (Alternate universe Better Batfam trope)

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    13 Jul 2025

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    13 Jul 2025