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According to Carla’s calculations this situation only had a zero point five percent chance of happening. The odds were so low that Kaoru had gotten lax and had let his guard down.
I mean who in their right mind would ever draw this conclusion, Kaoru thinks as he looks at the baffled expression on Kojiro’s face. The children’s faces are even worse-gazes flickering between him and Tadashi in confusion. Adam’s mouth is slightly parted, like he cannot comprehend what was just said.
All of this because of Langa’s question. “So how long have you two been together?”
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In Every Form by I_have_a_fleet_of_ships
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Nov 2024
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He Xuan is always willing to fuck Shi Qingxuan, no matter if the form they are in is more feminine or masculine. It's also only fair if He Xuan cleans up the mess he made by eating them out afterwards.
Written for day seven beefleaf week 2024
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Making the most out of it by I_have_a_fleet_of_ships
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Nov 2024
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Shi Qingxuan and He Xuan make use of their hotel's large bathtub.
Written for day six of beefleaf week 2024
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Pinned Down by I_have_a_fleet_of_ships
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Nov 2024
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Shi Qingxuan loves being pinned down and at the mercy of He Xuan.
Written for day five of beefleaf week 2024
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Dancing to the Sound of the Wind by I_have_a_fleet_of_ships
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Nov 2024
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While getting ingredients to make Shi Qingxuan dinner, He Xuan impulsively buys a wind chime.
Written for day four of beefleaf week 2024
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You're the Closest to Heaven that I'll ever be by I_have_a_fleet_of_ships
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
24 Nov 2024
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You're the Closest to Heaven that I'll ever be by I_have_a_fleet_of_ships
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
14 Jan 2024
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Pining...or Not? by LilLayneeLoo for , Yuien12, Trinket, Shironecro24
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
26 May 2020
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The Justice League have noticed Batman is sulking, and feel sorry for him. He's clearly in love with Superman, but Clark already has a boyfriend: Bruce Wayne.
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18 Jul 2025
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Comfortably Numb by chipofftheoldblock
Fandoms: DC Cinematic Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
17 Mar 2017
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Clark tried really hard to throw the flowers out all morning, he really did, but then he could hear his mother's voice in his head telling him not to be ungrateful for a gift and that they were probably really expensive and Mr Wayne had obviously gone to some effort for him, and so they stayed on the corner of his desk all day as a mark of shame for Lois to giggle at.
Clark just wants to write a story about Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne has other ideas.
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18 Jul 2025
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do a dizzy dance (twirl around and take a chance) by Resacon1990 for univeted
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), Superman/Batman (Comics)
28 Sep 2018
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When Clark turns back to Bruce, it’s with that ridiculously huge grin on his face, one that reaches his eyes and brightens his face, and Bruce is maybe starting to realise what just might be causing his flustering these days.
(Alfred says it’s a crush. Bruce asks what the hell a crush is. Dick nearly cries.)
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18 Jul 2025
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With Matches by Dino_Cattivo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
22 Jun 2020
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Clark is investigating a story in Gotham, where he meets the criminal Matches Malone. Despite their differences, Clark finds himself drawn to the other man but things can go terribly wrong when mingling with the criminal underworld.
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18 Jul 2025
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The Interview by Icannotthinkofapenname
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Feb 2025
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The billionaire suddenly held out an expectant upturned hand, and after a moment of confusion Clark hesitantly and gently placed his own atop the billionaire’s for an incredibly awkward handshake.
Clark may be a writer, but he couldn’t possibly conjure words to describe the puzzled amusement on Wayne’s face. “I was expecting a business card.”
“OH!” Clark flushed as he hastily pulled out the Daily Planet business card, then scrawled his name and phone number on the back.
The playboy’s eyes still sparkled with amusement as he took the card and slipped it into a pocket in his vest. “I’ll consider your offer.”━━━━ ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ━━━━
AKA: Clark Kent's first assignment: Interview Billionaire Bruce Wayne and his New Ward
(And maybe fall in love)
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18 Jul 2025