Idkwhatswrongwithme
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Update: This story is currently under revision.
In a desperate attempt for control, Squidward finds out just how much he can lose.
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SpongeBob finds Squidward brooding on a bench in Jellyfish fields. They have a conversation.
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SpongeBob hasn’t been acting like himself. Squidward pretends not to care. Eventually, the silence becomes intolerable.
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Confessions by Averagesquidwardenjoyer (Idkwhatswrongwithme), Idkwhatswrongwithme
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
04 Dec 2024
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After years of cycling between chaos and monotony, Squidward discovers a higher calling.
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please don't cry by Buppet
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), The SpongeBob Musical - Various/Anthony & Coulton/Jarrow
05 Oct 2025
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Karen's different parts writhed and twisted like mechanical eels. Her three heads staring down at him like an otherworldly council.
He had never felt so damn small in his entire life. He'd never felt so entirely out of control. It was like staring into the eyes of a malevolent god wearing the skin of what was once his wife.
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05 Oct 2025
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In this short story, the now teen Ed boys find themselves out after dark on a Halloween night in order to retrieve pizza for Nazz's costume party. As they drive back through the cold, dreary night, they find the clock running down as they run afoul of strange happenings around their quiet suburb.
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20 Jun 2025
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Timekeeping Crisis by Caronaro
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl (Video Game)
31 May 2025
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Spongebob was sure of himself that he could get through the Multiverse, free everyone from their Mind control, make sure that everyone was happy and that he would return all stable back to his Pineapple!
Well.
Nobody told him that anything near and total death was worth nothing to Clockworks powers.
Or: My angsty Spongebob headcanons and exploring the idea of how death loops affect the mind of even the kindest Person.
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31 May 2025
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Squidward is a grumpy, middle age, undiscovered painter and clarinet player who works at a dead-end job, with no prospects of the future. He makes a big decision (something not uncommon but REALLY big now) and takes some advice from a hated source; which leads to certain changes that will hopefully make him feel happy.
Squidward has stumbled upon an opportunity to achieve his dreams, but it seems that life isn't pulling any punches (And so is he, Lol!). I think new changes need to be implemented.
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14 Mar 2025
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TUFF love on Skates by Raskolnikovsregret
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Original Work
24 Feb 2025
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SpongeBob decides to open a unique Skate Café in Bikini Bottom and visits TUFF Gear to buy skates. There, he meets Yumoş, a mysterious and tough kürt who only sells him one skate at a time. Over time, SpongeBob grows fond of her and starts visiting daily. As their relationship develops, they work together to open the café, blending skating with coffee in a way no one had ever seen before.
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14 Mar 2025