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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Karen's different parts writhed and twisted like mechanical eels. Her three heads staring down at him like an otherworldly council.

    He had never felt so damn small in his entire life. He'd never felt so entirely out of control. It was like staring into the eyes of a malevolent god wearing the skin of what was once his wife.

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    05 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    In this short story, the now teen Ed boys find themselves out after dark on a Halloween night in order to retrieve pizza for Nazz's costume party. As they drive back through the cold, dreary night, they find the clock running down as they run afoul of strange happenings around their quiet suburb.

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    20 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Spongebob was sure of himself that he could get through the Multiverse, free everyone from their Mind control, make sure that everyone was happy and that he would return all stable back to his Pineapple!

    Well.

    Nobody told him that anything near and total death was worth nothing to Clockworks powers.

    Or: My angsty Spongebob headcanons and exploring the idea of how death loops affect the mind of even the kindest Person.

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    31 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Squidward is a grumpy, middle age, undiscovered painter and clarinet player who works at a dead-end job, with no prospects of the future. He makes a big decision (something not uncommon but REALLY big now) and takes some advice from a hated source; which leads to certain changes that will hopefully make him feel happy.

    Squidward has stumbled upon an opportunity to achieve his dreams, but it seems that life isn't pulling any punches (And so is he, Lol!). I think new changes need to be implemented.

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    14 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    SpongeBob decides to open a unique Skate Café in Bikini Bottom and visits TUFF Gear to buy skates. There, he meets Yumoş, a mysterious and tough kürt who only sells him one skate at a time. Over time, SpongeBob grows fond of her and starts visiting daily. As their relationship develops, they work together to open the café, blending skating with coffee in a way no one had ever seen before.

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    14 Mar 2025