15 Bookmarks by JemLikesTurtles
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and if i may, just take your breath away? by starprincess (fairyofspringdays)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2024
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in which college student percy meets figure skater oliver wood.
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perciver meet cute <3
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21 Jan 2025
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it was truly obvious (how could you not have noticed) by Elvira_Kamgut for AlyceoftheTogas
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2024
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An interview with Quidditch Star Oliver Wood doesn't end at all like anyone expected.
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"Welcome, welcome everybody and thank you for watching us tonight. And here with us is rising star Oliver Wood of Puddlemere United!"
The applause from the studio and the Burrow was deafening, and it took all Percy's willpower not to cover his ears in an attempt to block out the noise.
"Now, your fans have sent in many, many, questions. And it might come as no surprise that your dating life takes the prize for what they are most interested in."
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21 Jan 2025
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The UN in MUN Stands for “Unfuckable Nerd” (except he’s not one) by jesusr1der
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2025
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Oliver felt like he was being interrogated. He was supposed to be practicing for his upcoming national swimming championship today, diving in the cool water where he felt like he could do anything without gravity stopping him. Oliver loved being in the pool. Oh how he wishes he could just ditch whatever he put himself into, and just make a run for the cool water on this sunny day.
Right now though, he was stuck in a classroom of a rich private school. Seeing that he had no academic extracurriculars, his mom forced him to do Model United Nations just for this summer. And that's how he landed himself in the situation where he 'felt like he was being interrogated.'But then he meets Red Head Boy and suddenly, he thought that his conference experience won't be that bad. Only if he manages to get that Red Head Boy, though.
aka Oliver is determined to get with Percy but is terrible at flirting & Percy is having a gay crisis and is also terrible at flirting
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Really REALLY slow burn (and slow update) fic that I didn't plan out beforehand whatsoever so bear with me pls
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- Part 2 of Oliver Wood, Percy Weasley, and You
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20 Jan 2025
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"In accordance with The Postwar Population Planning Act, witches or wizards above the age of seventeen will be required to form a marriage union within six months of their seventeenth birthday."
Hermione falls headfirst into the Ministry's new Mandated Dating Service, following the passing of a glorified Marriage law. Her plans of finding a "tolerable man with whom she can coexist", are quickly foiled when three men earn her favor. The Catch, however, is that their identities are to remain hidden until a marriage agreement has been arranged.
Who will Hermione choose? Will her decision change after she learns the identities of her three suitors?
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- Part 1 of Is Love Blind?
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- English
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- 25/25
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08 Jan 2025
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Don't Call Me Baby by Moessiah for bug_likes_bread
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2025
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Disillusioned with dating after a series of disastrous encounters, Hermione Granger decides to take matters into her own hands. Convinced that compatibility can be quantified, she crafts a unique personal ad – a lonely hearts notice accompanied by an intricate arithmancy equation designed to filter out the unsuitable. However, her plan for a perfectly rational match is thrown into chaos when her boss, George Weasley, forces her reluctant colleague, the brooding Severus Snape, to apply, penning responses as a fictional man named Victor Thorne.
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- English
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08 Jan 2025
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08 Jan 2025
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One accidental swipe on Tinder was all it took to disrupt Hermione Granger’s peaceful holiday. Her unexpected match? Severus Snape, her sharp-tongued, no-nonsense calculus professor.
Now, stuck in each other’s company for the season, she’s beginning to wonder if fate has a sense of humor—or if some surprises are worth embracing.
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08 Jan 2025
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When Sybill Trewlawney warns Severus that he will be visited by three spirits, he fears that he’ll be forced to relive his worst regrets. He’s surprised when his ghostly visitors take little interest in his painful memories, instead haunting him with visions of Hermione Granger, a rather inconvenient fact given his growing feelings for the witch.
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08 Jan 2025
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truth never set me free, i'll do it myself by dannigranger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2024
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When Hermione witnesses the football team's MVP assaulting his girlfriend, she faces a difficult choice. Unfortunately, doing the right thing isn't always the safest option. Alone and frightened, Hermione reaches out for help. Support comes from unexpected sources, including her reserved law professor, for whom she has had a crush since the beginning of the semester.
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08 Jan 2025
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Hermione will do just about anything for her friends, which is how she finds herself in a Muggle club on a Saturday night cleaning vomit out of Pansy's hair.
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- English
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08 Jan 2025
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With all of her extensive planning, Ginny’s hen party is set to be the perfect affair. Or else.
But between one Slytherin in Hermione’s ear coaching her on how to get Liquid Lucky, and the other trying to slip her a Slytherin Shaft, the night is rapidly turning into a bit of a debacle.- Language:
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08 Jan 2025
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Once Upon A Time... A fairytale came alive in the humble abode of our beloved Weasleys.
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- English
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08 Jan 2025
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The Contributor by dannigranger for capitalistrodent
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Nov 2024
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When Hermione's favorite author, H.B. Prince, moves in nearby, she decides to welcome him. In their conversation, he asks her for an honest review of a sex scene from his work, specifically seeking a female perspective. Hermione explains that she can only provide specific feedback if she is currently experiencing such an encounter. Research has never been so much fun.
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Hermione helps Severus overcome his writer's block by becoming his muse and lover. However, as always, nothing is ever that simple.
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08 Jan 2025
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Gentlemen's Night Out by Oshun
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
03 Oct 2014
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The Hangover Redux set at the victory celebration at the Fields of Cormallen following the Battle of the Morannon, starring Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, and Prince Erchirion of Dol Amroth. A consideration of the essay "Laws and Customs among the Eldar," Morgoth’s Ring, Volume 12, History of Middle-earth, with particular attention given to Noldorin, Sindarin, Silvan and Gondorian interpretations of that essay. (Cough, cough. Actually, it is pure canon heresy.)
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- English
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08 Jan 2025
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Percy and the Weasleys and Oliver Wood by EvanescentLife
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jun 2020
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Percy Weasley through Hogwarts and the War.
Family trials and tribulations, Oliver and quidditch nuisances. Generally follows canon but more gay.
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But it was hard to avoid Oliver Wood. As fellow first year Gryffindors, they had every class together, and Oliver was loud. He would cheer and boast in flying lessons with Madam Hooch, he would snore like a foghorn in History of Magic, his charms would get successively louder as if shouting would suddenly make the spell work (it didn't, and Flitwick finally started docking points when Oliver got too loud). Everyone liked Oliver, and Charlie even let him join some of the quidditch practices, even if he couldn't be on the team. Oliver would talk about the practices for hours, even mumbling about it in his sleep. His brothers suggested he try to make friends with him, that they'd be good for each other, but Percy would wrinkle his nose and bury it so deep in his book that his glasses would slip off. He would never be friends with Oliver Wood.- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 10/10
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21 Dec 2020