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Dating show inspired, Tom is a professional chef who somehow gets convinced to join a dating show in which he gets to choose 3 people to cook for him at their homes.
The catch is that he doesn’t know any of the choices apart from names and what they are planning to cook, so he has to decide who to meet based off the menus.
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Tom and Harry are inevitable in any universe.
OR: While Dumbledore and Grindelwald play their chess game across Europe, two young wizards form an unlikely friendship.
[That one where Tom and Harry are born in the same generation.]
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25 Jul 2025
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Harry has a burning need to know, and Voldemort is just so done with teenagers.
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18 Jul 2025
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“You’re really quite a delight, Harry. I can’t believe I went weeks thinking you were useless and boring.”
Somehow, unwittingly, Harry finds himself engaged to Tom Riddle.
He’s not entirely sure how that happened.
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13 Jul 2025
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Help, the Dark Lord Is Flirting With Me and I Can’t Stop Writing Back! by ideomie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2025
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Harry Potter is tired.
Extremely tired, if he’s being honest with himself, not that anyone seems to care.
Nightmares have taken up permanent residence in his mind, playing Cedric’s death on an endless loop, paired with the horrifying realization that Voldemort is back. And no one has a properly functioning brain, it seems, because he’s been branded as a liar.
As if that wasn’t enough, this summer has to be spent with the Dursleys, who treat him like a house elf on probation. His days are spent scrubbing floors, washing windows, making elaborate meals he’s never allowed to eat, and worst of all: pruning Aunt Petunia’s flowers under the beating sun. And then there’s the newest, most infuriating development: he’s seeing into the bloody Dark Lord’s mind.
Alternatively: Lord Voldemort attempts to heinously fool Harry Potter into falling for him, then attempts to switch up at the last moment, but instead-
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10 Jul 2025
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After Marietta reveals Dumbledore's Army, Fudge and Umbridge try to figure out who to blame for it all - Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore. So McGonaggal suggests watching some of Harry's most important memories to see for themselves, only she hopes it would reveal the truth about Voldemort before anyone gets in trouble.
Naturally, the entire school watches right along with them, and Madam Bones is invited to attend as well in the hopes of leaving things neutral.
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They watch the Harry Potter books... but not everything - it's a fun project I decided to start and it's not going to be too long. Also, it won't move past the fifth book, since... they haven't been through any more adventures yet. Hope you like it :)
(PS - I was obviously wrong, this is going to be super long, for some reason.)
(Another PS - this might show a couple of scenes from after the fifth book if I decide to add a bonus chapter. We'll see.)
(I tried not to make the characters out of character, but I'm not sure I managed that...)
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19 Jun 2025