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  1. Rec 25

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    Vitri whips around and unloads her shotgun, killing what was speaking. Which turns out to be a player… The assumed player of this world. Considering the items bursting from them, and the ever so helpful death message. Then, the subsequent messages from the player themself.

    《Collinlock16》WHAT

    《Collinlock16》THE FUCK.

    She snorts before laughing, reloading. She then gathers their items, before going to respond herself.

    《Vitriolic_Red》oh shit free stuff :o

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    Or: Vitri winds up in Collin's world lol

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    28 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    These guys are so silly I <3 them

  2. Rec 26

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    In the wake of Andre and Assimilation’s tumultuous escape, the Admins are left scrambling to re-secure the Gridworld facility. Collecting their obedient little AI can wait; he was bugged anyhow, Andre wasn’t going anywhere once he achieved his goal.

    Right?

    Or: The Admins put too much faith in the unpatched bug in Andre’s programming, allowing him and Assimilation with just a bit more time to talk, to flee, and to come to more than a few realizations.

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    24 Aug 2025

  3. Rec 21

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    “That hat looks stupid as fuck on you,” he says instead, because, objectively, it really does.

    The faker cocks his head to the side. His beady, lifeless eyes remain unblinking still. “Stupid,” he croaks out, voice sounding almost robotic, choppy and scratchy and just wrong. “On you. Bitch.”

    Alright. Okay. Maybe his mimicry isn’t as shit as Collin originally thought.

    or,

    Collin can be kind. When he wants to be.

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    24 Aug 2025

  4. Rec *

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    You’re expendable, just like the others sent down here for what was essentially a suicide mission, all for the slim chance of getting another opportunity at life. Freedom, hanging right there in front of your face, but just far enough so that you cannot touch it, only being able to envision what you could have.

    You’ve seen countless deaths down here, far too many for anyone to be forced to witness. People like you being eaten alive, shot, going mad, and ending their own lives to have one final choice… Yet, here you were, an anomaly. A human who one of the entities down here found amusing, found entertaining enough to keep around. You’ve experienced so many different demises, known first-hand what it’s like to be gunned down and torn apart, but you come back, right as rain every single time.

    No one else knows that you’ve faced death countless times, died countless times.... Well, no one except experiment Z-13, also known as The Saboteur, The Handyman, or – as you’ve come to know him – Sebastian Solace.

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    13 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    GRRRARARRARAAAAGGHH SHAKES THIS IN MY MOUTH

  5. Rec 19

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    What happened is all a mystery. The extinction was so fast, all machines heading down to Hell’s mouth after so much death— following suit is your only chance. You may be one of the last humans, though it’s hard to focus on that when basic survival and defending yourself from husks is top priority.

    You knew you’d be outmatched immediately by any mechanical being, to credit yourself you’re 100% correct, but one of the privileges from your past life is still a big help.

    “Designation retrieved. You are (Y/N), technician. I know you, you know me.”

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    06 Aug 2025