KernowekKaris
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What was it his brother said again, do not under any circumstances piss off the church?
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Oops?or : In a world where the Belmont family never burned, a happy, confident not-disillusioned Trevor on his first solo mission says be gay do crime and saves Lisa.
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- Part 1 of The Belmont's Live AU
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This is just a quick guide for my AU fic - C'est Possible Que J'aime Ma Famile? - in which the Belmont family never burned, and Trevor gets to not be depressed.
This of course includes several OCs, and I realised it might get a bit confusing. I can also explain all the fun little historical anecdotes I include without cluttering up the end notes. I'm thinking I could also put in my character concept art and, like, deleted scenes and shit?
idk, if this is annoying and no one checks it out I'll just delete it but if not it's at least a good way to procrastinate writing the actual fic
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- Part 2 of The Belmont's Live AU
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The Protagonist Makes Bad Decisions by KernowekKaris
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
11 Mar 2022
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As a general rule of logic, when one hears the phrase “yo Clara I dare to you go walk through the Heathbury faerie circle” it would do best to ignore it
However at this moment ‘one’ is a sleep deprived student who completed their final exams mere hours prior, before getting drunk as fuck, it is 3am and the proposition came from your dreaded rival Lyrelle Wynmock the bitch.
(Oh and also your girlfriend is out of town and she’s like 90% of your impulse control and you really really miss her.)
And so our dear protagonist instead replies “omg yes that would so wild haha!!”MGIME except gay, gremlin witch who has no self preservation and is here to fuck Sauron up
Or: Watch this dumb lesbian befriend all the people, be accidentally badass and manage her dreams of not living under late-stage capitalism
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The Belmont's Live AU by KernowekKaris
Fandom: Castlevania (Cartoon 2017-2021), Castlevania (Cartoon)
20 Dec 2022
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“Mordred, right?” Arthur asked, kneeling in front of him. The boy nodded, eyes wide as he looked at Arthur as if he might bolt at any moment. “What are you doing back in Camelot? My father won’t like seeing you again.”
“He’s hurt.” Mordred whispered and Arthur glanced over at where Merlin was unconscious. A sudden realization dawned on him.
“You healed him,” He said slowly “With magic.”
Mordred nodded. Arthur’s mind raced – thinking of all Merlin had survived in his encounters with bandits and sorcerers. Before he could ask if Mordred had been responsible for all of it, there was a groan as Merlin shifted, eyes flickering open.
“Arth – you!” He choked, sitting up quickly to grab Arthur’s arm as if he could yank the prince away. Mordred grinned.
“You’re awake!” He beamed and launched forward to hug him. Arthur watched as Merlin stiffened at the action – eyes widening before desperately trying to push him away.
“Arthur. Arthur, get him off of me-”
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After sneaking Mordred out of Camelot, he occasionally returns to make sure Merlin is doing okay. Arthur isn’t sure why this child is so concerned about the wellbeing of his servant… Nor Merlin's vehement attempts to ignore it.
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29 Sep 2025
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"...what?" Arthur asked blearily as the boy set down his food. Merlin didn't even pause as he went to the dresser and tossed some more clothes out of the cabinet. "You... You have an apprentice?" He repeated and squinted. "Why?"
"Oh, you know," Merlin shrugged, tossing a tunic on the bed "In case I die or something." He said. The boy blinked before glancing over at Merlin with pursed lips.
"You're not dying, are you?" He asked and Arthur had to shake his head to try and keep up with the conversation.
"I don't think so... But you can never be certain." Merlin told him with an air of stoicism. Arthur scowled. Honestly. This was ridiculous. Clearly, this was his servant's newest attempt to get out of work (or at least work less).
"Merlin, you're not getting an apprentice." Arthur told him. Merlin stopped to look at the king.
"I am. I have. He's right there. Say hi, Daegal."
"Hi!"
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Daegal lives. Merlin takes him on as an apprentice. Arthur isn't sure what's going on. Mordred is also mad for some reason.
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29 Sep 2025
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"I..." Merlin began, trailing off. Arthur waited. "I, um... You see..." He tried again. Arthur felt another stab of resentment rise as his shoulders seemed to slump in resignation. What had Gwaine done to him? He was about to suggest Merlin speak to him alone when Gwaine's expression went completely blank before turning to look at the prince.
"Ah," He winced and offered a dazzling smile "Hello, your majesty. You caught us at a bad time."
"Have I?" Arthur asked coolly. Merlin blinked - looking Gwaine over warily.
"Yes," The knight continued and gestured between himself and Merlin. "We were just about to have some amazing sex. Right in that alcove actually," He said, nodding a bit towards a nook in the wall behind Arthur. "So, if this isn't anything urgent..." He trailed off. Arthur stared.
He... He had misheard, right? Definitely. For a moment he thought Gwaine had said... No. Absolutely not.
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Gwaine learns that Merlin has magic. Arthur learns that Gwaine is hopelessly in love with Merlin.
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28 Sep 2025
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“What did you do now Merlin?”
“Got cursed.”
Merlin slumped into the room and fell onto the bench of the table across from Gaius, laying his head dramatically on a book of something or other Arthur didn’t bother to look too closely at.
“Cursed.” Gaius echoed, unimpressed.
“Cursed.” Merlin sighed back, like some kind of weepy maiden.
“He can’t lie,” Arthur supplied, walking further into the room and standing behind Merlin, pushing his head off the book roughly. Merlin squawked and glared at him before shaking his head and turning back to Gaius.
"It gets worse."
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28 Sep 2025
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It’s not until Marta picks up the medical bag that she notices that something is wrong.
She can hear Harlan still singing upstairs in the attic, just like she can hear everyone downstairs getting ready for bed, just like she can smell Walt’s cigarettes, the incense Joni is burning in her room, a thousand different things her senses are picking up that Marta has learned to ignore, learned to put to one side.
But this--this Marta can’t ignore.
Because it’s Ransom’s scent lingering in the room, Ransom’s Tom Ford cologne lingering in a room he has no reason to be in, and as Marta lifts the bag to her nose and takes a careful sniff of the handles--it’s Ransom’s scent, human sweat and pheromones and man-made perfume lingering on a medical bag he has no reason to be touching in the first place.
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