Lord_Puddles

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  1. Summary

    GHOST still exists. Decepticons suck less. And I pour my headcanons all over the place. So far it's just stand-alone episode rewrites. Oh and now there's an au inside an au fic. This might just be where I group up my earthspark fics.

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  2. Summary

    This is where I'm putting fics where I get my breeding kinks all over poor Nightshade. I'm marking it as complete because I don't have further plans, but that may change.

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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    After agreeing to let Megatron frag him whenever he pleases, Starscream finds himself enjoying a specific benefit to their affair a bit too much.

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    21 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    "There was something odd about Jasper, Nevada. In the sixties the groundwater had been tinged electric-blue and tasted of saltpeter, it was still said."

    June Darby does not believe in aliens, or in haunted highways, or in government conspiracies, or in any other small-town folklore.

    The new mechanics in town are uncanny, all the same.

    Or, Breakdown is willfully oblivious to skinjob culture and Knock Out is all too eager to embrace it.

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    17 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Zane takes pride in his cooking, and he takes great care of the monastery kitchen. Safe to say he was nervous at first trying to teach the other ninja how to cook, but realized that it was a necessary thing to do. His fears were, in fact, very, very justified. Or: Zane is trying to teach the others to make something other than ramen, and now he’s putting out the fires, figuratively and literally.

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    11 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 62

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    “So?” Jazz prompted.

    “I cannot force you to stay in our relationship,” Prowl said. “And I did promise when we started that an attempt at a romantic relationship would not damage our existing friendship.”

    He took a deep vent. “I will need some time to readjust my expectations. Please treat me only like a colleague until then.”

    “I- yeah,” Jazz said. “That’s more than fair. I-”

    “That starts now,” Prowl said. “You have no reports to drop off or reason to be here. Please leave my office.”

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    29 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    In deep cover on the Nemesis, Jazz is used to secrets—ones he keeps, ones he steals, and the ones buried even from himself.

    Something’s off, and it’s getting harder to hide.

    Jazz has questions—
    Mostly about what’s been growing quietly beneath his spark.

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    13 Sep 2025