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The Glasses Stay On by Lights_on_but_nobody_home
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Jul 2025
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Bruce Wayne hooks up with a hot reporter who insists that his glasses need to stay on during sex, Unfortunately, the glasses don't stay on.
Cue the world's finest most awkward identity reveal.Bookmarked by MerelyPassingThrough
13 Apr 2025
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Uncle Bilbo Is Not Going On Your Adventure by Erisah_Mae
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
31 Jan 2015
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Gandalf assumes that he is going to be able to bully Bilbo into coming along on the quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume... Bilbo's not going, and nothing Gandalf can say is going to change his mind.
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14 Jul 2025
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Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.
Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.
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13 Jul 2025
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"If you wouldn't mind it terribly, I would like to take a small detour south on our way through Mirkwood."
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- Part 1 of Green Lord of Dol Guldur
- Part 2 of Garden fics
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Bookmarked by MerelyPassingThrough
11 Jul 2025
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The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:
A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.
This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.
(What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)
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Bookmarked by MerelyPassingThrough
11 Jul 2025