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Reviewing Filth by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Jul 2025
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Silas reads some contraband material that happens to be RPF of himself and Colum.
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- Part 19 of Battleship 2025
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The Cavalier's Part by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Jul 2025
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Silas is going through his first rut, late as all necromancers do. Ram helps him through it.
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- Part 4 of Battleship 2025
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please me, please you by texting_fangirl for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Apr 2025
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Ram Asht requires punishment. Silas Octakiseron sees that it is done.
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Unexpected by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Apr 2025
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“...I know,” Colum murmured, rubbing the back of his neck with one hand. “This is probably not as you expected—none of this is as I expected, frankly.”
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Unholy Prayers by Ives_Blossom for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Mar 2025
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You, the Primary Cavalier of the Sixth House, has been suspicions of the Eighth House since you had arrived at the Canaan House. To protect your House and its interests, you decide to snoop around on Colum and Silas' quarters, but you find more than you had bargained for.
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Confessions Spoken and Confessions Spied by Darrenious for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Sep 2024
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Jin Ling has been confessing to his uncles since he was a kid. It took many years and a few tantrums for them to come to terms with the fact that he was serious. Now, they struggle with a way to move forward. Jiang Cheng is playing his cards particularly close to his chest, and Jin Ling and Jin Guangyao begin to doubt that they'll ever know how he truly feels. So naturally, they borrow the sister artifact to the Lan's incense burner and go into his dreams to find out...
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broken cisterns can hold no water by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 Apr 2024
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“This is all for your failure to pay proper obeisance to our Lord, Brother Colum,” Silas said, looking at Colum so sharply that it nearly caused Colum’s heart to stop. “Complaints against punishment are a sign of weak faith.”
“This is—I know, Silas, that I was absent for a full five minutes while Sister Ottian was speaking, but this is—”
“Merely a consequence of your moral error. I am graciously assisting you in training your bladder, so that you do not find it so distracting again.”
All this, he said as if it were the most normal thing in the world, as if what they were doing was not strange or questionable in the slightest.(Silas's punishment for Colum does not go at all as expected.)
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Kiss of Tresses by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Apr 2024
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Colum realizes that he has a hair fetish... specifically for the Master Templar's hair.
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Mediation by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Mar 2024
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Colum knows only one way to have his brothers reconcile from a big fight.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 200
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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Arise by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 Feb 2024
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Once the Master Templar had been born and Colum Asht had been selected as the cavalier primary apparent, Ram Asht married quickly and moved out of their family home. This meant that where there had once been three boisterous boys growing into their faith and strength crammed into one small room, now there were two men, one having just become one, living in the same space together.
And, very frequently, sleeping in the same bed. And doing... other things, ones that were not explicitly disbarred by the Tome but still generally discouraged. But such things happened, Colum was sure, when it was only a pair of brothers instead of a trio, and when they were still so young that lust boiled in them as a volcano.
He still wasn't convinced that this ever would have happened if it had been Capris who had gone, and Ram who had stayed. -
how i'm just dying to be him by octakiseronliker for NeverHornyOnMain, JaggedEdges
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 Feb 2024
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You are not allowed to touch Silas. You are not allowed to touch Colum, because Colum belongs to Silas. You are not allowed to watch them, because you are not allowed to see Silas in a state of indecency. You are not allowed to touch yourself, because having your hands free might give you ideas about touching Silas or what belongs to him. You are allowed to sit, bound and blindfolded, exactly where you are, and to listen, and to hump this pillow like a dog, and you have, for some reason, accepted this state of affairs. You are not sure whether this still technically qualifies as a “threesome.” You have spent a significant portion of your life contemplating what technically qualifies as a “threesome.”
Naberius Tern would like to be fucking Colum Asht. Naberius Tern is, instead, bound and blindfolded and listening to Colum fuck someone else. This is fine.
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the bed undefiled by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
23 Jan 2024
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The Eighth House only very rarely procured wine for its supplicants and visitors, for one very simple reason: drunkenness was said to lead to fornication primarily, and occasionally other sins as well. Imbibing alcohol was only permitted in small quantities, and Templars from the Eighth were thoroughly instructed as to what the consequences for overindulging themselves were. Silas had, in fact, only had a sip or two of wine before coming to Canaan House while meeting with important representatives of the other Houses and the messenger who brought the summons from the King Undying himself. Even the first time, when Lady Pent and her husband had used the thinly-veiled excuse of their passing anniversary (as uncomfortable as that entire union made him), Silas had refrained from anything more than half a glass.
(Or, Silas gets drunk for the first time. He has the time ever.)
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Bloom by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Dec 2023
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Jin Ling breathes in pollen from a particular type of flower—a very particular type of flower. A sex pollen flower where the only cure is through having sex with people of your bloodline.
Luckily, his uncles are there to take care of him.
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lay me bare so we may soar by texting_fangirl for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Dec 2023
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jin ling sends a letter to his uncle to come see him in this remote village, and upon arriving, jiang cheng has to head deep into the forest to meet with his nephew.
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Let's Make It Worse by Darrenious for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Oct 2023
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Jiang Cheng has been in a foul mood ever since returning from Dafan Mountain and seeing the man he knows to be Wei Wuxian. Jin Ling takes advantage of this fact to see just how far he can push him, and if he can finally get his uncle to make good on all of those empty threats...
For day 4 of Dead Dove Kinktober 2023: Senses: Impact play (spanking)
It could also fit under day 22: Psychological: fear playSeries
- Part 1 of Dead Dove Kinktober
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The Brightest Future by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng and Jin Guangyao help Jin Ling through a ritual to make him the new Jin sect leader.
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Talk Dirty to Me by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng is... trying to talk dirty to Jin Ling. It doesn't go well.
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a perfect amount of weight by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Jul 2023
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Jin Guangyao sits on his nephew's face.
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Soft by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Jul 2023
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Lan Wangji's being soft again.
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In His Office by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Jul 2023
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Jin Guangyao had never expected to see this.