NonExistentLurker
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
The Deliverer: Hey, Stelle, this 'sugar baby' idea sounds interesting!
The Deliverer: I even know a couple of people who'd be very interested in this offer. And they're not even completely disgusting old men!
The Deliverer: I just really hope that pulling their sad little pods out of their pants isn't part of the evening's mandatory program!
At that moment, the messages vanished, replaced by a short system notice.
The Deliverer: Oops, sorry, wrong chat!
Mydei's right eye twitched.
One small mistake leads to: the merchants of Okhema counting unexpected profits; Phainon's acquaintances becoming wary of buying him a drink; the townsfolk following the Deliverer's every move, hoping to see more people who decide to touch him 'unexpectedly' slip and fall beside him (and the grim Kremnosian prince, of course, has absolutely nothing to do with it). We'll also see a war council disguised as a slumber party. And, of course, someday the Deliverer will learn how to smile seductively instead of looking like he's been constipated for a week... but that's another story entirely.
Bookmarked by NonExistentLurker
01 Sep 2025
-
The Lion Does Not Concern Himself With Heats by ArcaneStardust
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
26 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
When Mydei accidentally forgets to take a week's worth of suppressants he's forced to face the reality that he's going into pre-heat, but he's conquered death itself numerous times, so surely a little heat won't be a challenge for the Crown Prince of Kremnos...right?
Set a little bit after Trailblazer and Dan Heng first arrive in Amphoreus.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 110,943
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 191
- Kudos:
- 1,321
- Bookmarks:
- 215
- Hits:
- 31,793
Bookmarked by NonExistentLurker
22 Aug 2025
-
nah, I'd win by machitaso
Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers), Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
22 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
“Let’s make a bet,” he declares, cracking his knuckles. Something in his shoulder pops as he flexes his arms, but that does little to dent his widening grin.
Vox bursts out laughing. “For what?” he asks, wiping a fake tear from his cheek. He goes for the knuckle crack as well, but it doesn’t make any noticeable sound at all.
Isn’t it obvious? Luca grabs his cup and lets the water flood down his throat. It doesn’t do much to ease the itch in his mouth. “I bet I can get with Shu by finals.”
All around him, several background conversations crash to a halt. Wilson’s head jerks towards him, shellshocked. It’s clear from his eyes. He’s already imagining all the ways this’ll blow up in his face, and each of those scenarios ends with a very sad, very heartbroken teammate that he’ll have to spend an inordinate amount of time with as they prepare for next season.
-
aka: Now that Shu is definitely 100% absolutely certifiably married, everyone seems concerned about how much Luca likes him, but he's hardly worried. In fact, he isn't concerned at all.
Series
- Part 1 of and, representing team nijien, it's...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,000
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 17
- Kudos:
- 97
- Bookmarks:
- 11
- Hits:
- 1,165
Bookmarked by NonExistentLurker
17 Oct 2025
-
sometimes your soulmate has a boyfriend by salted_lemonade
Fandoms: Avallum, Avallum (Virtual Streamers), First Stage Production, Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
05 Aug 2024
Tags
Summary
Cass and Luci are loud. Somehow, this ends up as everyone else’s problem.
dear god don’t perceive me
Series
- Part 2 of someone save the ship’s crew
Bookmarked by NonExistentLurker
17 Oct 2025
-
"i like it when you beg me" by samatokiiis
Fandoms: First Stage Production (Virtual Streamers), Ravanis
01 Jan 2025
Tags
Summary
Because of their busy schedules, they haven't explored too much in their relationship just yet.
But that drastically changes after a one-off conversation where Altus admits that he likes to see people beg and Ryzar takes him up on that challenge.
Series
- Part 4 of crack fics based on livestreams!
Bookmarked by NonExistentLurker
11 Oct 2025