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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    Lucifer knows damn well that hell is all about punishment, its very inception nothing more than a rather lazy design for eternal suffering and torture.

     

     

     

    That’s their whole shitick down here anyway, right? Go to hell, burn in a blazing inferno of doom and dismay for all of eternity?

     

     

     

    Lucifer feels he should know, he is by all formal and informal technicalities the head honcho of this fiery shithole.

     

     

     

    However, even with all of that aside, this particular request seems needlessly cruel, like a punishment so extreme and ruthless that he’s stunned his daughter, of all people, is asking this of him.

     

     

    Or Lucifer begrudgingly agrees to join Alastor on errand days and ends up getting a hell of a lot more than he bargained for.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    Like, super cute

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    He had made this monster. He was the only one who could destroy it.

    Alastor was no hero, he was no white knight on a crusade to save the world. He was a man who had made a bad choice, and was now the only one who could foot the bill of recompense.

    Or, what could have happened if Alastor took down Vox during his crashout?

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    23 Nov 2025

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    Just straight up jorking it. And by it let’s just say haha…my emotions.

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    Vox tries to kill himself.

    For better or for worse, he doesn't pull it off. But you know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!

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    22 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    22 Nov 2025

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    I have done no outstanding good yet the world is rewarding me.

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    “Alright, you know what? Fuck it! Yeah! Fuck me if you’re wrong, asshole!”

    Alastor’s laughter petered out as he wiped a tear away from his eye. “Pardon me. I didn’t quite catch that. What did you say, old chum?”

    “I said,” Vox enunciated, “that if I win, you fuck me.”

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    After the battle against Heaven, Vox follows Alastor into a bar. Conversation eventually turns to the Hell's Hottest Poll, and while Vox feels confident in his victory, Alastor isn't so sure.

    And a bet is made.

    (inspired by Mimi's artwork on Twitter)

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    22 Nov 2025

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    Goddamn that impromptu script fixing part was hotter than any penetration.