Pentagon_Does_Whatever
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Arctic Lost and Found by Pentagon_Does_Whatever
Fandoms: Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? (Cartoon 1994)
29 Jun 2025
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Carmen finds you passed out in the snow, and rescues you.
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The Sarcophaguses' Prey by Pentagon_Does_Whatever
Fandoms: Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019)
21 Mar 2025
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An invite to a museum leads to wacky antics. (Mummification fic)
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Julia and Carmen act out a scene where they're back to being just a thief and a cop, but with a kinky twist.
But "ACME" doesn't want to just capture Carmen Sandiego, no no no. They want her "rehabilitated". Who better for the job than her favorite agent, Jules.
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Virgil fills Roman with spider eggs, using a tube that enters his mouth. Roman is surprisingly okay with this.
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Logan has a feeling he's never felt before, and goes to Remus for help. Remus coaxes him through, giving him the space he needs.
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Shoot for the Moon by archimedes_archived
Fandoms: Metroid Series, Portal (Video Game), Half-Life (Video Games)
07 Jul 2025
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After being recruited to fight the Combine, Samus instead discovered a strange human who was hiding away near a wheat field. Unsure what to do, she decided to deliver them to the Galactic Federation. Afterwards, shenanigans insue.
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14 Jul 2025
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Now that Raz is a Junior Agent he thinks he's ready for the big Psychonauts missions, but when Sasha gets him a place on the Pelican for a simple fact-finding mission, he finds himself pitched against the the Psychonauts' next world-threatening foe. Escaped convict Grinsmith Forrut "Hornblower" Horatio has perfected a fatal technique called the "Mind Bomb" with the goal of killing all non-psychics in the world. Even worse, when the mission goes south and the superstar special agents fall victim to his attacks, it'll be up to Raz to save the day again. Can he find Hornblower's detonation code before his human bombs go off? And will his mentors still be in one piece when it's all said and done?
Mostly a Raz and Sasha mentor story. Hurt/comfort for Raz emotionally, Sasha physically, Milla mentally. Oleander ego-lly I guess? It's hard to keep Oleander down. This one is going to be a long one and there's no update schedule so just be warned about that. Warnings and tags are accurate.
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Bookmarked by Pentagon_Does_Whatever
29 Jun 2025
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Faced with a lack of electricity, Tatiana is forced to take more drastic and risky measures to get the artists she needs. At her behest, five boys are taken from recent auditions and given the makeover of a lifetime. Their integration into NSR is messier and more invasive than their fans will ever know.
Bookmarked by Pentagon_Does_Whatever
24 Jun 2025
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They just banging, two roommates just banging on a couch in the sewers.
Bookmarked by Pentagon_Does_Whatever
02 Jun 2025
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Mono and 1010 by RoseDragon529
Fandoms: Little Nightmares (Video Game), No Straight Roads (Video Game)
03 May 2021
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Mono stared up at Six, unbelieving. Even as he fell, he couldn't believe what had happened. But he wouldn't give up without a fight. Focusing his power, his energy, he reached out to anything he could find.
There- a link! He didn't know where it would lead, but anywhere would be better than the signal tower. Gathering as much energy as he could, he warped away, moments before he would've hit the ground...
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Mono can warp into TVs. Neon J has a TV for a face. Mono warps into Neon J's face. Shenanigans ensue.
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Bookmarked by Pentagon_Does_Whatever
31 May 2025