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(Don't) Stop and Smell the Roses by DerRumtreiber, thisDamnWasteland (DerRumtreiber)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 May 2021
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Not Aunt May, he silently begs the universe. Anyone but May.
His Spidey senses tingle (guhhhh, bad tingle! bad tingle!) and he thinks he hears his window opening, but it's hard to hear anything over the rushing in his ears. He zones in just enough to hear the window slam back shut.
The only people who come in through windows are burglars and Deadpool, and Peter's not sure which of those he's hoping it is. He's also absolutely convinced Loki has hidden some sort of outer-dimensional Monkey's Paw in his sock drawer.
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Or, the one where the author had Fuck or Die for a bingo prompt, Peter Parker gets a a face full of plant jizz, and Deadpool knows how to show up exactly at the right time.
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- Part 3 of Spidey Bingos 2021
- Part 1 of Chapel-verse
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22 Oct 2025
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Walk a Straight Line by DerRumtreiber
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
14 May 2021
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“Alright, so let me see if I’ve got this straight,” Wade says to the room.
Spidey slumps in his hospital bed, knees pulled to his chest so he can hide his face in them.
“In honor of our very own Webhead’s TWENTY FIRST birthday, he spent the past week formulating a.. drug… thing to temporarily slow the roll of his radioactive alcohol tolerance. And since he didn’t tell anyone about it,” Wade continues as all eyes turn to Spidey, who cringes despite not being able to see. “No one thought to look for him until he was caught fishing dirty spandex out of a dumpster so he could, and I quote, ‘pretend to be Spider-Man.’”
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Or, the one where Peter tries to get drunk, fails, embarrasses himself, successfully gets drunk, and winds up on Wade's dick (in that order).
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- Part 2 of Spidey Bingos 2021
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22 Oct 2025
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Jason shoots someone he's not supposed to. Dick decides he needs to be taught a lesson.
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- Part 6 of JayDick works
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22 Oct 2025
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Cream Cheese and Buttercream by crescendmoon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Batman (Comics)
20 Mar 2023
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Tim is baking cupcakes for Dick's birthday when Damian decides to intrude. Surprisingly, there is little fighting involved.
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22 Oct 2025
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So here they were. At a Gala. Staring at each other across the ballroom. Thank god Tim and Jason's teasing was enough of a catalyst to make Clark come over to him, because Bruce was 100% certain he'd have never managed to coordinate his feet enough.
AKA Bruce and Clark making heart eyes at each other across the Ballroom, both knowing each other identities but unsure if the other knows their identity? Spoiler: They totally know.
//Day 100!! 🎊 Of One Word Prompt Fics and the author reached 100!!!! Wohoooo!!!
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- Part 100 of 365 Days of One Word Prompts (and my Suffering)
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21 Oct 2025