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A series of Viperquin ficlets and drabbles. All silly. Goof vibes only. Microdosing fluff and crack. It's good for the soul.
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Toward a unifying theory of the blight and its effects by RobotBoyfriend, SidneySussex
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
18 Mar 2025
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In this paper, we present a unifying theory of the blight that positions it as a corruption of the ancient isatunoll, or collective hivemind consciousness, of the Titans and their descendants. We propose that this isatunoll, sundered from the Titans and cast into the Fade by the Evanuris and then further altered to incorporate the Taint, constitutes the blight as it is known today. Additionally, we propose that the Joining ritual of the Order of the Grey Wardens serves to inoculate those who survive it against further corruption by the Taint via a sympathetic bond with the archetypal isatunoll. Finally, we provide reasoning to suggest that the Joining can only be survived by those with latent genetic heritage derived from the Titans themselves, whether directly (as with the dwarva) or via the ancient elvhen people who constructed physical bodies from lyrium, the blood of the Titans.
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[Podfic] Snatched from the jaws of an ending world by RobotBoyfriend
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
01 Feb 2025
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They have Ashur.
They’ll unmask him, in front of the whole city, the whole Imperium. They’ll kill him slow. They’ll hang his body on the walls, like the Magisters of old used to do to traitors and cowards. Because Ashur decided to slip away and try to bring down a pack of blood mages alone, even though he’s eaten up with Blight.
Because he didn’t tell Tarquin.
(In which Ashur almost throws his life away, and Tarquin can't bear this any longer.)
length: 41:30 minutes
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[Podfic] Who Said Sorry Better by RobotBoyfriend
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
16 Dec 2024
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“Highbloods. You just can’t help what you think about the rest of us, can you?”
The words rang in his ears as he left the pawn shop. Rain had started to patter down over Glandivalis Square, refilling the potholes and divots in the cobblestone road that had barely dried out from that morning, and further dampening Tarquin’s mood. His conversation with Rook had helped to calm his ire at Ashur, but now it was replaced with guilt at how he’d snapped at his friend.
His friend...
Was that even the right word?
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Or, what happens when Tarquin and Ashur actually compete to see who can say sorry better.
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length: 21:34 minutes
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“Highbloods. You just can’t help what you think about the rest of us, can you?”
The words rang in his ears as he left the pawn shop. Rain had started to patter down over Glandivalis Square, refilling the potholes and divots in the cobblestone road that had barely dried out from that morning, and further dampening Tarquin’s mood. His conversation with Rook had helped to calm his ire at Ashur, but now it was replaced with guilt at how he’d snapped at his friend.
His friend...
Was that even the right word?
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Or, what happens when Tarquin and Ashur actually compete to see who can say sorry better.
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[Podfics] --holy the clocks in space-- (st:tng series) by RobotBoyfriend
Fandom: Star Trek: The Next Generation
24 Sep 2023
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In Vino Veritas by greygerbil
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games)
07 May 2025
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During a long night at a tavern, Tarquin tells the story of how, a decade ago, he slept with a young Father who ended up making a name for himself.
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Applied Magical Theory 301 by bendingwind for hesketh
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
19 Jul 2025
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For six hours a week, Tarquin is responsible for guarding the students learning advanced magical theory from Enchanter Vesperian, who is entirely too pretty, entirely too well-spoken, and entirely too good at capturing Tarquin's interest regarding magic Tarquin can't even use.
[Or: Tarquin reveals he's a secret nerd. Ashur is smitten immediately.]
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insects and other arthropods by sleepfight for knight0fcups
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
01 Apr 2025
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Tarquin’s voice was a splinter of broken glass, shattered and brittle. “I’m–there’s… inside me…” His arms came up to curl defensively around his head. “They put something inside me."
Ashur answers a question pivotal to any serious relationship: would you still love me if I were a worm?
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21 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
THRESHOLD-ESQUE METAMORPHOSIS MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!
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Choose Your Own Adventure: The Missing Mage by SidneySussex
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
09 Apr 2025
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Choose Your Own Adventure, Dragon Age edition.
When Neve Gallus disappears from Minrathous, it’s up to the Shadow Dragons to save her—and that means YOU. But many surprises lie in store… and many choices must be made. Will everyone make it safely back to headquarters? Only YOU can decide!
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Bookmarked by RobotBoyfriend
09 Apr 2025
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the BEAUTIFUL and BRILLIANT CYOA!!!!!!!!!!
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don't let me be the last to know by knight0fcups for minrathian
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
01 Apr 2025
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"My friends say you're so into me..." - Britney Spears
"Bets in!" Marisa calls, swinging around the corner and catching the wall with a hand to steady herself. "Get your bets in!"
Maevaris is on her feet immediately. "What are they doing?"
"Sparring on the roof," Marisa replies.
Everyone knows. Everyone except them.
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09 Apr 2025
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EVEN XENON'S IN ON IT!!!!! THE BIGGEST IDIOTS IN THE MOST LOVE!!!!!!!!