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Impulse and Skizz wanted to go big in the Ghost Hunting business. But in order to get enough recognition to join the Ghost Huntin' Distribution Network, where the actual money was (and survive the challenges of ghost hunting) they needed some competent helpers.
Enter Grian and Scar, lured in with the promise of money, a place to stay and free coffee. They didn’t necessarily fit the description of “competent”, but they sure were there to do the job.
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An Allay for an Ally by Serazimei
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Double Life SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
30 Aug 2025
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It's a tradition to burn down a Woodland Mansion at every start of a season. Only this time it's not only inhabited by mindless mobs. There is actually an uncorrupted Player Allay there.
Scar and Cub don't really know how to feel about Grian when they help to rescue him. If they'd come just a few weeks later Grian would have become a Vex. And the reminder of what they lost confronts them with feelings they would have liked to forget.
Grian, on the other hand, really just wants to enjoy his newfound freedom and do what Allays are supposed to do - gathering things and causing mischief. Which is hard to do when you’ve been dropped into a foreign world and have no clue where your former crew has ended up. Not to mention the two very intriguing Vex, who give off very mixed signals. Not that Grian is any better at communication.
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After getting out of the Eyepocalypse and ending up in his 9-year old body, thanks to the Spiral messing up the time, Jon somehow managed to relive his childhood as the messiah of a fear cult.
With allies, friends and a not so great family gained through hardship and tears, Jon continues to try and save the people he couldn’t before. But timelines have been changed and Jon has gained quite the reputation among his foes. Things will never be the same again. And Jon needs to figure out how to keep the balance between satisfying the Fears and keeping humanity safe. Oh, and hopefully see Martin again.
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- Part 2 of Diverging Times
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The Eye isn't happy with how the end of the world turned out. Neither are Jonah and Jon. There is no other option but to rewind time and go down a different path. But time is hard for The Spiral and The Web likes to meddle.
This is how Jon finds himself back in his eight year old body with all his memories, some of his powers intact and a strange bracelet around his right wrist. Saving the world, Jon realizes soon enough, is much harder when no one takes you seriously.
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- Part 1 of Diverging Times
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Jon gets kidnapped by the circus. The Avatars miss their daily dose of cute animal interaction. A rescue is staged and drama insues.
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- Part 4 of Perks of Beholding
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A Collection of Short Stories involving Gavin and Nines being anti social assholes and having fun wreaking havoc in the bullpen or being dicks to each other.
It's all for the greater good, they swear. Well and sometimes it's for shits and giggles.
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A bunch of oneshots about what shenanigans Jon would get up to if Beholding had been so kind as to let him speak to animals.
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Soulbound by Serazimei
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Feb 2021
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Shepherd of Wolves by Serazimei
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 May 2022
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Humans in the Circus don't get sick—that's an NPC thing. You know, for story. To get you to feel for them. So what's wrong with Jax?
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"Nice night huh?"
Mumbo turns, heart hammering so fast he can feel it in his throat as he jumps to his feet. Eyes travelling upwards to see that staring down at him is a bloody giant.
It smiles impishly at him, baring sharp fangs and tilting its head to the side, red scales on its cheekbones sparkle and wet hair tangles around what looks to be fins where human ears would be.
It's a mermaid, Mumbo realises suddenly. A real actual mermaid.
Or, Grian has always been curious about humans and the surface. Mumbo, who's always been obsessed with the sea, seems like the perfect person to tell him all about it...
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The words aren’t entirely ingenuine, but Tango isn’t fooled. Feeling bold, he leans forward a bit, using his height over the smaller avian to really stare him down. “Uh huh. And what’s the real reason?”
Grian swallows, Void-dark eyes darting away from Tango’s. It takes a moment, but then he visibly crumbles. “Alright, maybe I heard a rumor—”
In which Tango is floored by the reaction his not-so-mini game has gotten out of the hermits, and Grian makes sure he knows why.
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There's a problem in the Koopa Kingdom, and Bowser has called for a hero. The green one though. That'll be less embarrassing.
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Flit and Fly by Purple_Slippers
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Jan 2023
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There was a human, Grian realised.
That wouldn’t usually be so odd in this day and age, if it weren’t for the location.
No human dared set foot inside Flit Forest, for good reason.
Ninety nine per cent of the creatures that inhabited Flit would tear a human apart if they saw one.
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Fae/harpy/human Mumscarian peeps!!!!