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"This is for the snakes and the people they bite
For the friends I've made, for the sleepless nights
For the warning signs I've completely ignored
There's an amount to take, reasons to take more"
- The Front Bottoms, “Twin Sized Mattress” -
Peace is Overrated (so is war) by SuitablySarcastic
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem
22 Mar 2020
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“Edelrgard, what am I?”
Byleth turned around to open the window, the air a big too muggy for their liking. A wave of fresh air hit their face as they waited for her response.
“That is a strange question. You're the empire’s ambassador. I don’t think I could handle all of the dignitary work without you, and I know Hubert always appreciates the assistance, even if he rarely says so-“
“That’s not what I meant.”
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Byleth struggles with idea's of identity and redemption after the events of the Crimson Flower route. I've edited this a few times but it started as a vent fic. Still I sort of like what it became even if it's still weirdly disjointed. Enjoy!
**Note: Don't read this if you haven't played the Crimson flower route, this story has spoilers and probably won't make sense**
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Something goes wrong. The crown is split during Narinder's defeat, splitting the power between him and the Lamb.
Narinder keeps a portion of his godhood, and the Lamb finds that abilities they had access to before are no longer possible: Healing is cut short. Powers are halved. And there is a very real chance of perma-death, as the ability to resurrect is not possible without full power, and the God of Death is not cooperative.
Afterlife and Purgatory are not options either. Dying means erasure. Gone.Lambert knows Narinder grows stronger by the day, crown or not, and yet keeps him spared as they try to figure out how to complete their own goals. Narinder vows vengeance on the lamb for usurping him. After a few unsuccessful murder attempts, he's in for the long haul. It is only a matter of time before the Lamb's guard is down before he can strike, and The One Who Waits is very patient. When a mystic being demands they save the bishops from purgatory, an alliance is in order.
Except...the lamb's actions and their presence begin to unlock abilities within the God of Death he didn't know he had prior to his imprisonment, among other fickle things, like emotions. The prophecy didn't warn him of that part.
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The first time you meet Private Cage, you think Christ, not another one.
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She doesn't really know anything about him, is the thing. He had hundreds upon hundreds of days with her, if what he told her is true.
She's had mere minutes.
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06 Sep 2025
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A post-mimic war coda between partners.
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Rita Vrataski doesn’t fall for Apratim Hendricks because he kills her, but it’s not like anyone else ever does her the goddamn courtesy of a shot to the head.
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