TheSleepParalysisDemon
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"Cardigan - Nights" by Shades O Grey (TheSleepParalysisDemon), VillianousAce (TheSleepParalysisDemon) for obsidian_boi
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jun 2025
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A digital Artwork done by me (Shades), for the Spring Smutty Gift Exchange on The Nice and Accurate Network discord. Here you go Obsidian <3 you gave me free-reign in your survey answers and so I hope you don't mind a smidge of fanart <3.
“Beautiful as always.” With soft movements, Aziraphale raises Crowley’s leg to rest over his shoulder and presses in closer to the bed. “Such a treat for me.” It takes everything within Crowley for them to resist the urge to throw their head back, not wanting to miss even a second of what is happening in front of them. So many emotions flick across the angel’s face, ones the demon is still trying to get used to. Hunger and love both make strong appearances though, warming the demon more. ... They aren’t made to wait long. Aziraphale descends onto Crowley’s cock shamelessly, wrapping his lips around it in not time as the demon watches. It’s enough to cause them to cry out, to press their heel against the angel’s back, to-
Excerpt From Cardigan Nights
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It's raining Go-men! by CaptainBlou, cassiecasyl, CirusTheDivider, commander_dara, crowleys_bentley_and_plants, EybeFioro, firelikestars, ItsScottiesStark, little_mx_sunflower, Shades O Grey (TheSleepParalysisDemon), Slumberland, Starlightdreamerstar, tehren_writes (tehren), The_Bentley
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Apr 2025
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Crowley proposes to Aziraphale in an unusual way. He tries to make it right, but isn't exactly successful... Aziraphale tries to show how to do it properly, and they end up in a competition to see who can do it better. Who will say yes first?
I can't remember if we're wed
still, with all this said,
let me ask again, and again, and again,
even if just to gaze on your hidden smiles
will we end up in the rain?
who will succeed to lead the other down the aisles?
after millennia of denial and pain
finally let my joyous cries
ring out, and echo, again
Dear Angel, I love you,
we shall no longer cower in liesSeries
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Come Rain or Come Shine by ItsScottiesStark, Shades O Grey (TheSleepParalysisDemon)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
24 Mar 2025
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The tragedy of Morgana's (or Bentley's, depending on who you ask) existence is that she is surrounded by incompetence. The humans she chose — delightful as they are — are also complete buffoons. They spend their days worrying about something she could have solved in a day, had she opposable thumbs or the ability to write passive-aggressive notes.
And so, when the wind saw fit to sweep her away into the night (a personal attack, surely), she knew exactly what would happen.
It took near-death, a destroyed haircut, and more than a few wet socks, but at long last, they’ve come to their senses. Morgana Bentley, of course, had to suffer the most in this ordeal.
Surely, she should expect chicken as compensation.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable meet-cute
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Sit at the kerb and stew! by Bellisima_writes, CaptainBlou, cassiecasyl, CirusTheDivider, EybeFioro, ineffableword, ItsScottiesStark, kitkatkelly, little_mx_sunflower, obsidian_boi, Rose_85501, ScorchingRain, Shades O Grey (TheSleepParalysisDemon), Shadowfang44, Slumberland, Starlightdreamerstar, tehren_writes (tehren), The_Bentley
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
25 Feb 2025
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'It was supposed to be a quiet afternoon, they were taking Aziraphale out for sushi. But unexpected car trouble has put a dent in Crowley's plans.
Granting sentience to your Car is all fair when you don't want to worry about gas or the use of pedals in an emergency. But things become decidedly more complicated when the inanimate objects you're used to terrorising suddenly start to talk back.'Series
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"The Little Dance"- (How Not To Bet With a Demon) by Shades O Grey (TheSleepParalysisDemon)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Feb 2025
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Of course, a 'proper' apology between Aziraphale and Crowley had to involve an over-the-top and mortifying ritual.
What is contrition compared to pageantry?But that wasn't how it started. An 'apology' wasn't the original purpose of their 'Little Dance'. No...
The ritual began as most regrets do. With an astonishing amount of alcohol, some farcical bickering,
And a bet...
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Ineffable meet-cute by ItsScottiesStark, Shades O Grey (TheSleepParalysisDemon)
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
23 Jun 2025
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Just a collection of fluffy meet-cute stories because I realised there’s a pattern.
- Words:
- 28,020
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Exquisite Corpse Game (TNAN discord server) by Bellisima_writes, CaptainBlou, cassiecasyl, CirusTheDivider, commander_dara, crowleys_bentley_and_plants, edit_by_riley, EybeFioro, Ezomind, firelikestars, ineffableword, ItsScottiesStark, kitkatkelly, little_mx_sunflower, obsidian_boi, Rose_85501, ScorchingRain, Shades O Grey (TheSleepParalysisDemon), Shadowfang44, Slumberland, Starlightdreamerstar, tehren_writes (tehren), The_Bentley
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Apr 2025
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A collection of Exquisite Corpse Games from TNAN discord server!
The rules are as follows: one starts the story with a soft limit of 300 words; another person is tagged, and continues the story following the same rules. We keep going until we feel the story is done! The end result is a story full of twists and unexpected events.- Words:
- 31,035
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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An actor and a photographer meet in a dark alleyway one fateful night. All it takes is a single act of kindness for something truly special to take root.
He lifts the camera, turns the little screen to Aziraphale so that he can watch as he deletes each photo one at a time.
“Why would you do that?” It’s barely a whisper.
“My job’s to take pictures of celebrities up to no good, not make cute boys cry.”
“I’m not-“
“What, a cute boy? I beg to differ.”
“A celebrity.” He doesn’t deny that he’s been crying. Somehow, that makes Crowley feel so much worse.
“I respectfully disagree. You’re Aziraphale Fell, star of more movies than I can list."
Bookmarked by Shades O Grey (TheSleepParalysisDemon)
04 Jul 2025
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“So.” The stranger’s back straightened, turning his entire body towards Aziraphale. “What’s your deal?”
“My… deal?”
“Your deal,” he repeated. “You say you know blind dates all too well and yet you choose fifth wheeling over finding someone to bring along.”
“It’s not for lack of trying,” Aziraphale objected, voice too frail to be convincing.
The red-head tilted his half-drunk whisky with a nod. “Which brings us right back to your deal. Wanna know what I think?”
“Oh, please, do enlighten me,” Aziraphale said drily, even as the corner of his mouth twitched. He settled further onto his stool.
“I think you’re a romantic,” he said simply.
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What happens when, in an effort to escape his friend’s well-meaning attempts at matchmaking, Aziraphale connects with a handsome stranger at the bar?
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- Part 3 of Ineffable meet-cute
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Edward Teach has been doing a lot of growing up and a lot of work at putting himself in a position to be happy in his life. He's begun to run his own business, created a safe space for people to explore their sexuality in BDSM and even as a 401k like a real grown up person. What he doesn't have is happiness for himself.
When he bumbles across Stede Bonnet late one night online, he ignites a friendship with a man stepping out on his own for the first time in his life, trying to find himself and beginning everything from scratch from a divorce.
What follows are two men that are utter idiots, a story of love, longing, friendship and long suffering friends that somehow survived what happened between them.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 234,276
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- 381
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Bookmarked by VillianousAce (TheSleepParalysisDemon)
19 Jun 2025
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The perfect genius of our hearts by CaptainBlou for Shades O Grey (TheSleepParalysisDemon)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
15 Jun 2025
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How long before you fall in love with a voice? How many calls? How many messages?
When do you know, that this stranger you’ve never met, this voice over the phone, is meant for you before you ever even meet them?Those are the questions Aziraphale finds himself dancing around, as his clients’ wedding day finally arrive, and he gets to meet the man he’s spent the last six months falling in love with.
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I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) by oatmilktruther
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Sep 2024
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It’s Stede’s fault.
Ed only called him babe, and it was once, and besides which, Frenchie calls people babe all the time and he’s literally aro, so it doesn’t have to mean anything.
But then Stede leans over and says, with a wink “Sweetheart, I’m going to hit the bar, would you like anything?”
Sweetheart.
It's definitely Stede's fault.